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(Some Guy)   Axl Rose arrested for biting security guard on the leg. May face additional charges for still using stupid, pretentious misspelled celebrity name   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2006-06-27 11:37:24 AM  
Dmn right!
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-27 11:41:16 AM  
Tht's fnny!
 
awfulperson
2006-06-27 11:56:46 AM  
Maybe he should change his name to Axl Roso?

(I'll wet myself if anyone gets this)
(ehh--why wait...*trickle*)
 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark]
2006-06-27 11:59:18 AM  
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Axle Rows
 
ChewbaccaJones
2006-06-27 12:03:11 PM  
Axl in prsn? Tht's unpssible.
/Axl Blwz
 
RoscoePColtrane
2006-06-27 3:32:35 PM  
Welcome to the jail cell.
 
squidloe
2006-06-27 3:32:47 PM  
As is the case with rabid animals, Axl should have his head cut off and sent to the lab for testing.
 
Fireproof [OhFark]
2006-06-27 3:33:31 PM  
"Taking the vowels out of words doesn't always make them cool!"
 
Zombie Zero
2006-06-27 3:34:14 PM  
It's not misspelled. It's an anagram.

/can't stand G&R
 
fark_indiana
2006-06-27 3:34:20 PM  
Wow. Guess he was on the dust.
 
offacue [TotalFark]
2006-06-27 3:34:38 PM  
Won't you come home Bill Bailey?
 
Shrugging Atlas
2006-06-27 3:34:53 PM  
Security guard is going to hate getting those shots.
 
RedfordRenegade
2006-06-27 3:34:59 PM  
Air guitar will never feel the same.
 
mcsiegs
2006-06-27 3:36:37 PM  
With his biatch slap rappin and his cocaine tongue, he gets a lot of shiat done...
 
Expealidocious
2006-06-27 3:36:58 PM  
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Understands.
 
Reesy19
2006-06-27 3:37:06 PM  
Id put money on him not going to jail.
 
FredGarvin
2006-06-27 3:37:56 PM  
If ruining a good band was illegal, he'd get the chair.
 
doctor wu
2006-06-27 3:38:05 PM  
Biting? That's...umm...pretty manly, there, Axl. Did you slap him and pull his hair, as well?
GOOF!!
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2006-06-27 3:38:31 PM  
I hope Buckethead is OK.
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Kouvre
2006-06-27 3:38:39 PM  
'm srry, Fireproof.

/wants to go to a b'grl prty
 
The Baron
2006-06-27 3:39:03 PM  
Axl may just be passing Mike Tyson as the biggest asshat in American recent history.
 
fish500
2006-06-27 3:39:15 PM  
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Only 2 more years until the new album comes out!!
 
tarkhuna
2006-06-27 3:40:36 PM  
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mtylerjr
2006-06-27 3:40:42 PM  
No jail time.

At worst, he'll get a "sweet mildish fine"
 
lacydog
2006-06-27 3:42:09 PM  
ORAL SEX
=
AXL ROSE

See, it's an anagram!
 
LittleSmitty
2006-06-27 3:42:20 PM  
What an ass puppet. I never cared for his music. He's just another drunk has been, wishing for his glory days. Hint: The 80's are over. Sober up, move on
 
llieswald
2006-06-27 3:42:53 PM  
People are still talking about Axl Rose?
 
H31N0US
2006-06-27 3:43:12 PM  
Axl Rose is 44. Fourty four.

What the hell happened to the last 15 years?
 
Skullmuck
2006-06-27 3:45:10 PM  
ASSHLE ROSE!
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2006-06-27 3:47:38 PM  
They should put him in a Chinese Prison until the next Democratic movement in China.

/Reaching.. too much.
 
Perducci
2006-06-27 3:48:09 PM  
Zing! Good one!
Take that, washed-up former pop music star who's hardly even been seen in public since 1996!

Don't even get me started about Dick Butkus' funny name.
 
pacmanx
2006-06-27 3:48:31 PM  
mtylerjr - Tee-hee!
 
invisiblemermaid
2006-06-27 3:49:25 PM  
Down Axl!

Bad puppy! Bad! Bad!
 
Capt. Happy Hour
2006-06-27 3:49:40 PM  
bttsx?
 
herne
2006-06-27 3:50:08 PM  
Shadow Blasko: They should put him in a Chinese Prison until the next Democratic movement in China.

I suspect putting on a Chinese Rock is not that far off.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2006-06-27 3:50:35 PM  
Welcome to the jungle baby.
I 'm gonna bring you a piece of ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-jerky-eee.
I wanna watch you TEETHE!
 
Dellirium
2006-06-27 3:50:42 PM  
Zombie Zero

It's not misspelled. It's an anagram.

LAX SORE - lazy herpes?
ORSE LAX - Ex-Lax for Horses?
 
puckhead
2006-06-27 3:51:06 PM  
He's just trying to build up his street cred after being biatchslapped by a fashion designer.
 
darknemus
2006-06-27 3:54:06 PM  
Say what you want about the man, but he's been selling out shows since he began the latest tour. Including the first four in NYC (I attended 3 of them). Axl's a love em or hate em kind of a guy.. I'm just fascinated by him, personally.
 
stevejovi
2006-06-27 3:54:36 PM  
GNR blew their load with Appetite. Nothing worth buying since.
 
fifthhorseman
2006-06-27 3:56:33 PM  
Axl, ah, Axl. The dumbest angry white guy around. In the land of the asshats, he is the God-King.
 
Rann Xerox [TotalFark]
2006-06-27 3:57:03 PM  
What did Axl bite the security guy with? His dentures.
 
joe stranger
2006-06-27 3:57:15 PM  
Loser Ax!
 
Lumber Jack Off
2006-06-27 4:02:01 PM  
guns and roses farking suck. they should call it a day already.
 
unfarkingbelievable
2006-06-27 4:05:36 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff: Absolutely brilliant! Thanks for the chuckle!
 
iswm
2006-06-27 4:05:55 PM  
Walker, he's fine. He hasn't been with GNR for a while now (thank god).

/Buckethead rules so hard
 
Ant
2006-06-27 4:08:37 PM  
FredGarvin: If ruining a good band was illegal, he'd get the chair.

If by "ruining" you mean the fact that he was in the band at all, then I agree with you.

Axl Rose's voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
 
DaCaptain19
2006-06-27 4:09:06 PM  
Axl Rose makes Dirtknee Spores appear relevant.
 
thedude_07
2006-06-27 4:10:11 PM  
He went to my high school...

/that's all I've got
//loves slashies
 
Bill_Z_Bub
2006-06-27 4:11:38 PM  
Surely "AXL SANE" after some pmita time?!?

/work it out
//for youself
 
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