FARK.com: (2139952) Kate Beckinsale wants to sleep. Stop the presses

(Some Guy)		Kate Beckinsale wants to sleep. Stop the presses (lse.co.uk)		13
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monas

2006-06-26 6:30:31 PM

Well, that's 10 seconds of my life wasted.

gimmeafuckinname

2006-06-26 6:32:33 PM

I'd hit it even if she were sleeping.

Which would be wrong

And i'd be a cad.

Still though, she's hot as hell.

McBotulism

2006-06-26 6:34:16 PM

I'd like to have sex with her.

almex

2006-06-26 6:37:59 PM

I've got half a bed she can use!

Bildo

2006-06-26 6:41:18 PM

"I've embarrassed my daughter enough. I don't think appearing in my underpants is appropriate."

Oh, I think it is very appropriate.

/Actually, the underpants part is optional as well.

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste

2006-06-26 6:43:38 PM

The actress - who dressed up as the whip-wielding superhero for Halloween last year

Oh.. my.. *BOING!*.. God

spacely_sprocket

2006-06-26 6:49:17 PM

Text ad at end of TFA:

kate beckinsale.
browse huge selection now. Find
exactly what you want today

/i'll take two stock kates and a sammich to go please...

Crapweasel

2006-06-26 7:14:16 PM

She can sleep with me, if she plays her cards right...

Kellner21

2006-06-26 7:15:43 PM

I hope they just edited out the part where she says ...with Kellner21.

\PleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease let that be it.

SteveFromYellowstone

2006-06-26 8:14:58 PM

Hi Kate. You thought I was funny. I got you a seat. Don't bring your husband.

I'm a zilch.

MysticSavage

2006-06-26 11:37:25 PM

Kate Beckinsale wants to sleep with MysticSavage.

There...fixed the headline. Now bathe her and bring her to me. Hell, skip the bathing.