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(Some Guy)   Kate Beckinsale wants to sleep. Stop the presses   ( divider line
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2029 clicks; posted to Entertainment » and Main » on 26 Jun 2006 at 6:26 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2006-06-26 6:30:31 PM  
Well, that's 10 seconds of my life wasted.
2006-06-26 6:32:33 PM  
I'd hit it even if she were sleeping.

Which would be wrong

And i'd be a cad.

Still though, she's hot as hell.
2006-06-26 6:34:16 PM  
I'd like to have sex with her.
2006-06-26 6:37:59 PM  
I've got half a bed she can use!
2006-06-26 6:41:18 PM  
"I've embarrassed my daughter enough. I don't think appearing in my underpants is appropriate."

Oh, I think it is very appropriate.

/Actually, the underpants part is optional as well.
2006-06-26 6:43:38 PM  
The actress - who dressed up as the whip-wielding superhero for Halloween last year

Oh.. my.. *BOING!*.. God
2006-06-26 6:49:17 PM  
Text ad at end of TFA:

kate beckinsale.
browse huge selection now. Find
exactly what you want today

/i'll take two stock kates and a sammich to go please...
2006-06-26 7:14:16 PM  
She can sleep with me, if she plays her cards right...
2006-06-26 7:15:43 PM  
I hope they just edited out the part where she says ...with Kellner21.

\PleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease let that be it.
2006-06-26 8:14:58 PM  
Hi Kate. You thought I was funny. I got you a seat. Don't bring your husband.

I'm a zilch.
2006-06-26 11:37:25 PM  
Kate Beckinsale wants to sleep with MysticSavage.

There...fixed the headline. Now bathe her and bring her to me. Hell, skip the bathing.
2006-06-27 9:11:10 AM  
Since when does Wonder Woman have a whip?

/Yeah, I'm a geek....
2006-06-27 4:34:16 PM  
A good wolf nap once in a while will help.
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