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ChewbaccaJones
2006-06-20 11:20:58 AM  
Allow me to finish that, submitter:

"Ann Coulter gets too much press time because everyone's scared of her man hands...her creepy, creepy man hands."
 
z_gringo
2006-06-20 11:21:32 AM  
She is totally hot.
 
zpb52
2006-06-20 11:22:44 AM  
z_gringo: She is totally hot.

No, she's not hot. But she will be when she's burning in hell.
 
robhead
2006-06-20 11:26:30 AM  
I watched the Leno interview last week and it occured to me that it was the first time I've seen her on TV. What's up with that pompous accent? It makes me hate her even more.
 
Blues_X
2006-06-20 11:26:55 AM  
She gets press because trainwrecks get ratings.
 
strangeguitar
2006-06-20 11:28:07 AM  
I can't imagine any guy wanting to put his tool in that tool.
 
maudibjr
2006-06-20 11:29:04 AM  
Shes the Paris Hilton of Pundits
 
The Homer Tax
2006-06-20 11:29:13 AM  
Scared of what, exactly?

Facts, logic, and rationale scare me.

Rhetoric, grandstanding, and hate-speech does not scare me.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-20 11:31:52 AM  
"Never mind that Jay Leno and George Carlin sat like trembling lambs while Coulter spewed gutter-level invective at millions of Americans."

Yeesh. Little thick on the hyperbole, aren't we?
 
nickyhopkins
2006-06-20 11:36:31 AM  
A little bit about Ann:

Coulter is under investigation by election officials in Florida for filing an inaccurate voter registration form in June 2005. Government documents indicate she provided her real estate agent's address instead of her own home address. On March 29, 2006, the Palm Beach Post reported that elections officials had given Coulter 30 days to explain the inaccuracy.

According to one news account, poll worker Jim Whited recalled that Coulter tried to vote in the February 7, 2006, town council election at Bethesda-by-the-Sea, where she should vote based on her actual address. Although Coulter initially tried to vote in the proper location, Coulter left the precinct as soon as Whited inquired about the discrepancy in her address and voting precinct. She then cast her ballot at precinct that matched the address on her registration, which was actually the incorrect location, St. Edward's precinct. [20] Knowingly voting in the wrong precinct in the state of Florida is a felony. [14]

Also...

In an April 17, 2005 article in Time Magazine by John Cloud, Coulter claimed to be a member of the Redeemer Presbyterian Church in New York City. However, when the journalist Max Blumenthal made inquiries to the church about Coulter's attendance he discovered that she was not listed as a member in their database and was unable to find anyone at Redeemer Presbyterian who could corroborate Coulter's claims of attendance.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-20 11:38:30 AM  
nickyhopkins: A little bit about Ann:

[image from peskytherat.com too old to be available]

Fixed that for ya.
 
hitchking
2006-06-20 11:38:45 AM  
That's a craaazy biatch.

And would I be way out of line if I said she actually has a good-looking face?
 
OlafTheBent
2006-06-20 11:38:46 AM  
Scared... you bet. I wouldn't fark her with your dick.

[image from i2.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
nickyhopkins
2006-06-20 11:41:52 AM  
The CraneMeister,

WTF? I post some passages directly from Wikipedia that use the Time Magazine, Editor & Publisher, and The Smoking Gun as references, and you claim I've got a tinfoil hat?

WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM??
 
ApocoLypstick
2006-06-20 11:45:36 AM  
zpb52: But she will be when she's burning in hell.

We'll all be there to see it too.
 
JTorres176
2006-06-20 11:55:51 AM  
I'd still hit it till I collapsed from exhaustion...

//evil looking chicks are a turn-on
 
TheConvincingSavant
2006-06-20 11:56:12 AM  
You know if the left talked about her less, maybe she'd go away.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-06-20 11:57:19 AM  
So much for TV news. I haven't watched in years, and it looks like there's no reason to start now.
 
Hyaku-Shiki
2006-06-20 12:05:30 PM  
JTorres176: evil looking chicks are a turn-on

Look at that Adam's apple and tell me she's not a man.
 
Radioactive Ass
2006-06-20 12:10:34 PM  
TheConvincingSavant: You know if the left talked about her less, maybe she'd go away.

Ain't that the truth. The only mention she gets around here is from the left. The right never mentions or claims her as their spokesman (hehe I said spokesMAN).
 
sigdiamond2000
2006-06-20 12:23:52 PM  
Hey, The CraneMeister posted a picture of a cat with a tin foil hat. That means Ann Coulter isn't under investigation.

Jackass.
 
the_gospel_of_thomas
2006-06-20 12:27:42 PM  
... I thought we all agreed to stop. talking. about. her.
 
Steve Dallas
2006-06-20 12:31:16 PM  
Typically, zombies and mummies scare me more than animated skeletons. However, I have to admit that in her case, they can be quite frightening.
 
Quick1
2006-06-20 12:35:53 PM  
Radioactive Ass: Ain't that the truth. The only mention she gets around here is from the left. The right never mentions or claims her as their spokesman (hehe I said spokesMAN).

... Which is why she's on FoxNews all the damn time.

Yes, if the left ignored her, she would continue to write idiotic books, and appear on TV.
 
MasFina
2006-06-20 12:42:07 PM  
the_gospel_of_thomas: ... I thought we all agreed to stop. talking. about. her.

I hearby swear to ignore all thing Coulter from now on
 
Brisco
2006-06-20 12:47:45 PM  
No, she's not hot. But she will be when she's burning in hell.

I hope she goes to Heaven. The years I have to spend with her here on earth are bad enough. I don't want her screwing Hell up for me too.
 
Coolhaus
2006-06-20 12:49:13 PM  
Ann's usually barking up the wrong tree.

And then lifting her leg to pee on it.
 
CheekyMunky
2006-06-20 12:49:22 PM  
I'm not sure that it counts if nobody's actually responding to, or even caring to mention, any of her little talking points. People talk about Richard Simmons, too, but it doesn't make him a powerhouse demagogue.
 
TommyymmoT
2006-06-20 12:52:36 PM  
Ann Coulter is hung like a horse.

I'd like to punch her in the Adams Apple.
 
RocketRod
2006-06-20 1:43:14 PM  
zpb52: But she will be when she's burning in hell.

ApocoLypstick: We'll all be there to see it too.

So that's the trade-off for being a godless liberal? Now that's kinda harsh.
 
LocalCynic
2006-06-20 1:49:45 PM  
the_gospel_of_thomas


... I thought we all agreed to stop. talking. about. her.

Every time she opens her mouth, a conservative moves to the left.

I love it!
 
AcheronX
2006-06-20 1:54:24 PM  
Hey, I'll cut you a deal. I promise not to mention Coulter if everybody else stops picking those Fonda and Ward Churchill scabs.
 
GraphicAddiction
2006-06-20 2:02:10 PM  
Getting bent out of shape over what Miss Ann has to say is kinda like getting miffed because Wally gave Beav the razz.
 
Rev. Skarekroe
2006-06-20 2:09:15 PM  
Quick1: Radioactive Ass: Ain't that the truth. The only mention she gets around here is from the left. The right never mentions or claims her as their spokesman (hehe I said spokesMAN).

... Which is why she's on FoxNews all the damn time.

He said "around here," meaning "on Fark."
I can't recall ANYBODY on Fark stepping up to defend her. More people stand by O'Reilly here than stand by Coulter.
 
CaptainMidnight
2006-06-20 2:09:53 PM  
Some dogs eat cat sh*t with gusto.
Coulter fans lap up her words like it's caviar.
/thinks some dogs need to be neutered or spayed.
//cats stink
 
evilroo
2006-06-20 2:14:59 PM  
she's not a very nice lady, but i would laugh if she eats author for boring us with embarrassingly weak and usless crap like "the progressive netroots, a community fresh off the successful YearlyKos convention"...
my god man. get a grip.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-20 2:39:08 PM  
nickyhopkins: WTF? I post some passages directly from Wikipedia that use the Time Magazine, Editor & Publisher, and The Smoking Gun as references, and you claim I've got a tinfoil hat?

Oh, I'm sure there are some irregularities in her personal records. I bet if I turned over every stone in your life I'd find some too--misaddressed forms, loan applications with the wrong SS number, checks you wrote with the wrong payee, etc. Mine too.

The tinfoil hat is for those so obsessed with Coulter they bother looking for, then publishing, meaningless crap data like that. And for people like you who apparently think it all means something dark, sinister and scary.
 
nickyhopkins
2006-06-20 3:06:32 PM  
The CraneMeister,

Thanks for putting a farkton of words in my mouth, princess.

I'm pointing out that she's incompetent, and that the mental deviants that kowtow to her might be better off idolizing a pile of dog excrement.

But thanks for imposing a preconceived notion on me.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-20 3:21:26 PM  
nickyhopkins: I'm pointing out that she's incompetent, and that the mental deviants that kowtow to her might be better off idolizing a pile of dog excrement.

Oh, I see. So when Florida voters can't figure out how to punch a hole next to a person's name, they've been disenfranchised. If there's a long line at any given precinct, there's a systematic attempt to keep blacks from voting. If a voter didn't bother to register, has no ID or shows up at the wrong precinct, we need to open the door to rampant fraud and abuse with "provisional" ballots because a single person somewhere might not get to vote.

But if Ann-tichrist Coulter experiences any confusion about which precinct she was supposed to vote in, it's FRAUD! It's a FELONY!

If someone can't find her name on a church roster somewhere, it's a SINISTER PLOT fraught with SCARY PORTENTS! Either that or she's an incompetent moron! (A moron with a Juris Doctor who makes millions writing and public speaking, but a moron!).

And best of all, it's all NATIONAL NEWS!! It's worth paying a reporter to fly down to Florida and dig up all this meaningless shiat for public display!

I don't really care about Coulter either way. She occasionally makes salient points, but often in such an offensive way people don't listen. Not my problem; I don't watch Fox and I've never bought or read any of her books.

But IMHO, the people chasing her around, digging up her voting records (and farking church attendance records, for heaven's sake) need to run, not walk, to the nearest store and get lives.
 
nickyhopkins
2006-06-20 3:23:24 PM  
The CraneMeister,

Again, you're putting words in my mouth and making assumptions based on bizzaro-land logic.

Have a nice night, kitten.
 
headslap
2006-06-20 3:24:39 PM  
The CraneMeister

As crudely as you put it, and as much as i despise Anne, you do have a point. Unless its something big, just ignore her. There no such thing as bad press for an entertainer, and thats all she is.
 
BrotherTheodore
2006-06-20 3:25:30 PM  
Had the words "Jew" or "Christian" or "Conservative" been substituted for "Liberal" we'd be waking up to a national scandal.

Huh?

Was a more stupidly meaningless sentence ever written?
 
Ol Fart
2006-06-20 3:33:05 PM  
The CraneMeister: "...IMHO, the people chasing her around, digging up her voting records (and farking church attendance records, for heaven's sake) need to run, not walk, to the nearest store and get lives."
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THREAD OVER.
the CraneMeister wins.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-20 3:38:01 PM  
nickyhopkins: Have a nice night, kitten.

Kitten? Princess?

Okay, Baby Doll. Have it your way, Sis.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-20 3:46:35 PM  
BrotherTheodore: Was a more stupidly meaningless sentence ever written?

Heh. Sauce for the goose. How often have we all heard a conservative complain that if a gay or an African-American was treated the way some conservatives are, it would be called hate speech?
 
bmasso
2006-06-20 4:34:56 PM  
"But if Ann-tichrist Coulter experiences any confusion about which precinct she was supposed to vote in, it's FRAUD! It's a FELONY!

It's apparent that Ms. Coulter was a legal voter. It's also apparent that the records were farked up, but rather than piss and moan she went to vote ONCE where the records said she had to go. The facts both that she didn't throw a hissy fit AND that she only voted once only help prove that she's not a Democrat.

Every year several thousands of NY "snowbirds" are estimated to have voted BOTH in New York AND in Florida, due to the magic of absentee ballotting. Every attempt to disrail this Dem-Vote-Making-Machine is itself disrailed, or blasted as Republicans attempting to "disenfranchise" voters. As is every attempt to require proof-of-identity at par with writing a check. Or attempts to remove dead people from the registration lists. And as for actually proposing serious laws to require paper-backups for electronic voting - as opposed to just railing about how electronic fraud MUST be happining every election cycle?

I know some of you'all overflow with hatred for Ann Coulter, but I wish you could step back from that and back actions to deter ACTUAL voter fraud - as opposed to someone voting (again, ONCE) where the officials tell her she's supposed to go on election day.

BTW - you'all do realize that everyone posting transexual "insults" re: Ann are only showing two things to be true - they have issues with their OWN sexual orientation - and they're not as "tollerant" as they like to think - since you don't "insult" someone by calling them something nice.
 
Aldon
2006-06-20 4:43:14 PM  
LOTS of people buy Coulter's books and idolize her... it is important that thinking people use the truth to point out how full of shiat she is... thanks nickyhopkins

Coulter made fun of people in florida who were confused with the ballots. Her voting in the wrong precinct shows she is full of shiat.

Coulter calls people who oppose her political views 'Godless'. Her lying about her own church attendance shows she is full of shiat.

People who spend time defending Coulter or reading her books need to get a life, quickly.
 
welcdar
2006-06-20 4:43:47 PM  
2006-06-20 12:58:55 PM the_gospel_of_thomas


Marcus Aurelius: This is a wonderful opportunity for us to embarrass ourselves on the world stage. Again.

tedZilla: You're a jerk.


Yes he is ... however, at least he didn't say: "We need to fail in Iraq, and Iraq needs to plunge into civil war to teach George W Bush a lesson." Like another previously quoted individual


And I thought we agreed to stop talking about him...
Funny how that works.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-06-20 5:02:29 PM  
Aldon: Coulter made fun of people in florida who were confused with the ballots. Her voting in the wrong precinct shows she is full of shiat.

Coulter was apparently told by voting officials to go to the wrong precinct. Who's full of shiat?

Coulter calls people who oppose her political views 'Godless'. Her lying about her own church attendance shows she is full of shiat.

Coulter said she attended a certain church and someone who asked couldn't find her name on a church database. You call that a proven lie?
 
Aldon
2006-06-20 5:28:47 PM  
And the Ann Coulter defenders crawl out...

The CraneMeister

Coulter was apparently told by voting officials to go to the wrong precinct. Who's full of shiat?

Ann Coulter is full of shiat... she didn't take kindly to the excuses of florida voters who said the instructions were wrong or unclear in 2000, why should we excuse her because she said she had wrong/unclear insructions now?

Ann should treat people how she wants to be treated, don't you think? Jesus had something to say about that, but apparently she wouldn't know that.

-------------------------------------------

Coulter said she attended a certain church and someone who asked couldn't find her name on a church database. You call that a proven lie?

Wrong. Coulter said she was a member of the church not that she just 'attended', but there are no records of her membership. I think that proves she lied sufficiently. I will take it back if she does the momumentally easy task of showing the membership rouster is wrong, church admin eyewitness or any record of donations delivered in person will suffice (every church I have attended had these things). I'm giving her more slack than she would give anyone who disagrees with her political views with the same facts on the table, don't you think? Add that to the other fact that no one can be found that remembers her even attending a service just shows how much she is full of shiat when she points the righteous finger at others calling them "Godless".
 
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