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(Yahoo)   Shortly before his death, Zarqawi reportedly mumbled something incoherently. What was he was trying to say? Difficulty: No "Rosebud"   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2006-06-10 09:05:59 PM  
I mean they're

/shoulda payed attention in English I
2006-06-10 09:16:18 PM  
"I'm Sparticus!"
2006-06-10 09:16:27 PM  
Somethin just jumped up and bit me, right in the buttocks!
2006-06-10 09:31:58 PM  
farking lag, I hate this map, my team sucks, those guys were using wall hacks!
2006-06-10 09:32:33 PM  
farking lag, I hate this map, my team sucks, those guys were using wall hacks!

Now with voting goodness.
2006-06-10 09:51:05 PM  
What? Only two heart of darkness references? THE HORROR THE HORROR
2006-06-10 10:06:41 PM  
When we are done this photo-op I want the CIA to buy Osama and I some Sports by Brooks girls...Allahu Akhbar!
[image from sportsbybrooks.com too old to be available]
2006-06-10 10:16:50 PM  
"Lumbergh f$cked her."
2006-06-10 10:18:08 PM  
Is this the end of Little Rico?
Soylent Green is people!
Thai stick is the future. Well make millions.
Say hello to my leel' friend.
My favorite color is green. No, blue.
2006-06-10 10:18:34 PM  
"Sometimes dead is better"
2006-06-10 10:42:06 PM  
Bomb: Haven't Forgotten the Strongest muscle!
Zarqawi: FAHN!
2006-06-10 10:46:50 PM  
Mustapha? No way. I'd trust Mustapha with my li...
2006-06-10 10:46:54 PM  

2006-06-10 10:51:47 PM  
Forgive them for they know not what they do.
2006-06-10 11:14:05 PM  
I was actually there, this is what he said. Really.

"Holy crap America kicks ass. I wish dubbya was here so I could suck his..."

And then, he died.
2006-06-10 11:17:08 PM  
Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up! This is my - BOOM
2006-06-10 11:20:30 PM  
"You can find a secret in the big birdcage underneath the BUTTERSCOTCH WATTERFALLL!"
2006-06-10 11:20:31 PM  
"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Ahmed. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for Allah to let us die."

/i miss firefly
//kaylee is hot
2006-06-10 11:52:55 PM  
"Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."
2006-06-10 11:57:40 PM  
America, fark yeah!
2006-06-11 12:06:32 AM  
"I was wrong ...."..
2006-06-11 12:24:43 AM  
Damn you really can light farts!!!!
2006-06-11 12:39:04 AM  
"Let me know if you see a Radio Shack"

2006-06-11 12:50:51 AM  
Al-Zarqawi needs food badly!
2006-06-11 01:08:38 AM  
"Can you believe that the Americans dropped 1000 pounds of heavy munitions on me, reducing the building to a deep crater full of concrete rubble, and not only did I not get torn limb from limb by the blast, but I was even capable of attempting to escape before I finally died?"
2006-06-11 01:24:35 AM  
"No really, I'm OK. I just need to walk it off."
2006-06-11 01:26:36 AM  
"Does anyone else smell that?"
2006-06-11 01:28:15 AM  
"I blame it om the Bossa Nova."
2006-06-11 01:38:23 AM  
"Kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass.
let's go antiquing..."
2006-06-11 03:10:36 AM  
God damn I love New Balance
2006-06-11 03:23:55 AM  
"It's only a flesh wound."
2006-06-11 04:08:32 AM  
The virgins! Aghh! They're old!
2006-06-11 04:52:28 AM  

2006-06-11 05:09:41 AM  
Pick one...

gg no re k thx

Ahhh! My liver! My liver!

ni hao ^_^
2006-06-11 05:58:31 AM  
"Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush..."
"It... hurts... Bush..."
"I'm... h...a...p...p...y..."

2006-06-11 09:42:46 AM  
2006-06-11 09:58:19 AM  
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"


"You need skills, like computer hacking skills or numbchuck skills"
2006-06-11 10:07:58 AM  
"We have a hot one in herrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee tonight dawg pound"
2006-06-11 10:46:12 AM  
"I'm pwn3d."
2006-06-11 11:34:18 AM  
"You were right about me. Tell your sister… you were right…"
2006-06-11 02:38:48 PM  
I love Tom Cruise!
2006-06-11 04:04:05 PM  
Next time Gadget ... next time!
2006-06-11 08:37:28 PM  
"I blame society."
2006-06-11 10:54:35 PM  
2006-06-12 12:35:24 AM  
2006-06-12 05:56:30 AM  
"Your name really is Inigo Montoya????" or
"Laugh all you want Monkey-Boy!" or
"This was supposed to be the Summer Of Zarqawi !!!"
2006-06-12 11:16:24 AM  
"Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold."
2006-06-12 11:25:22 AM  
Lemon Curry?
2006-06-12 11:37:39 AM  
my swiss bank account numbers are .....
2006-06-12 12:16:00 PM  
"Don't FARK with Tommy Vercetti!"


"I have you now!"
"Look out!"
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