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(KSTP)   Caped Crusader foils purse-snatching in a white tunic, beige leotard, tights, boots and a cape. The Galactic Crusader says, "If you're in Uptown, and you're gonna commit a crime, watch out for galactic superheroes"   (kstp.com) divider line
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2006-06-08 10:48:36 AM  
I might have to order a pizza from them. I've always been curious about their food.
 
2006-06-08 10:54:17 AM  
I hear they have damn good pizza.
 
2006-06-08 10:55:06 AM  
I think purse-snatching in a white tunic, beige leotard, tights, boots, and a cape should be illegal, and severely punished.
 
2006-06-08 11:12:11 AM  
"NO CAPES!"

[image from latinoreview.com too old to be available]
 
2006-06-08 12:18:35 PM  
Socially conscious pizza delivery? Neat, but wearing the superhero underwear pervert costume's gotta get old after a while.
 
2006-06-08 12:42:01 PM  
Superheroes and pizza...I'll call them when they get some hotties in Wonderwoman costumes.
 
2006-06-08 12:42:08 PM  
Super [HERO]
 
2006-06-08 12:43:54 PM  
I came in here for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pics.


/ heros on the half-shell
// dude
/// pizza dude!
 
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2006-06-08 12:46:57 PM  
This is a prime time to use the HERO tag, why did submitter not use it?
 
2006-06-08 12:48:58 PM  
Do they carry higher insurance premiums? Given the chances of one of their "heroes" being shot by a gun. And not a wind powered gun?

\\do now
 
2006-06-08 12:50:09 PM  
Nite Owl, Dollar Bill, and the Comedian unavailable for comment.


/Because they're dead!
 
2006-06-08 12:50:47 PM  
Interesting. Normally pizza produces wind, for me.

/Or perhaps "from me."
 
2006-06-08 12:50:48 PM  
Lord Recluse is not impressed.
 
2006-06-08 12:53:38 PM  
The purse snatcher must be the laughing stock of the underworld, getting bested by a cosplay pizza dude and all.

Jimmy the snitch that was beaten up by a band of furries was heard sighing with releif....
 
2006-06-08 12:59:01 PM  
Forsythe P. Jones: "NO CAPES!"

FTW
 
2006-06-08 12:59:06 PM  
mekkab

Haha... That's what I was thinking too...

But what about Hooded Justice??????
 
2006-06-08 01:00:03 PM  
"Wise man say, never pay full price for late pizza."
 
2006-06-08 01:01:04 PM  
my pizza delivery hero!!!

"We Are More News" is their slogan
 
2006-06-08 01:02:10 PM  
[image from eriksaunders.com too old to be available]

Ok- who ordered the large with extra sausage?
 
2006-06-08 01:05:06 PM  
Best freakin' pizza in town. Everyone in the area should order some now.
 
2006-06-08 01:09:07 PM  
Another highschool dropout saves the day.
 
2006-06-08 01:09:30 PM  
mekkab, killdawabbitt

you guys ever eat at the Gunga Diner?
 
2006-06-08 01:12:51 PM  
Neal Stephenson might sue if he finds out
about this....

/Still haven't read that book
 
2006-06-08 01:13:03 PM  
I read that headline as "GAPED Crusaders".

/buttsecks?
//oh, yeah!
 
2006-06-08 01:16:03 PM  
TheSignPost: /Heroes on the half shell

Teenage mutant ninja... oysters???
 
2006-06-08 01:16:28 PM  
Felgraf

CoH huh?

How's I7 treating you?
 
2006-06-08 01:16:45 PM  
this is real, isn't it? tell me this is real. and lo, the fifth seal was broken and unitard wearing pizza guys beat up would-be criminals, while still delivering hot fresh food in under 45 light years
 
2006-06-08 01:17:48 PM  
What an awful, dehumanizing job
 
2006-06-08 01:18:49 PM  
Was it Grand Master Tu Jin Sheng, master of the iron crotch technique?
[image from img282.imageshack.us too old to be available]

/drtfa
 
2006-06-08 01:22:24 PM  
The Deliverator wouldn't stop to fight crime, then he might owe someone a free pizza.
 
2006-06-08 01:23:20 PM  
From the article:

[image from kstp.com too old to be available]
 
2006-06-08 01:25:44 PM  
Liam and Me: The Deliverator wouldn't stop to fight crime, then he might owe someone a free pizza.

And Uncle Enzo hates giving out free pizzas.
 
2006-06-08 01:26:24 PM  
Do they carry higher insurance premiums? Given the chances of one of their "heroes" being shot by a gun.

Yeah, no kidding. Next week, be on the lookout for the Dumbass tag:

"Would-be pizza superhero found dead with slice of thin-crust through neck."
 
2006-06-08 01:29:47 PM  
From the Galactic Pizza website:

[image from galacticpizza.com too old to be available]

Ouch.
 
2006-06-08 01:30:33 PM  
I agree, this should have been a HERO tag.

Also, not to nitpick Frosty, but light years are a unit of distance, not time. That's like saying, "I'll get it there in less than 5 miles!"

/don't worry, you're not the first
//kessel run, parsecs, all that jazz
 
2006-06-08 01:30:35 PM  
where's Captain Chaos when you need him?

/obscure?
 
2006-06-08 01:33:09 PM  
This guy has some seriously repressed sexual issues.
 
2006-06-08 01:38:44 PM  
A few more...

[image from galacticpizza.com too old to be available]

[image from galacticpizza.com too old to be available]
 
2006-06-08 01:39:03 PM  
I think these guys just replaced the Geek Squad as the most embarassing profession EVER
 
2006-06-08 01:39:09 PM  
AfroX
Hate. So much hate.
 
2006-06-08 01:40:55 PM  
If I dressed like that I'd have to kick my own ass.

-Happy Gilmore
 
2006-06-08 01:44:24 PM  
sham0wfski Well, pizza delivery is already one of the most dangerous jobs out there (right after cops and firemen, I believe). Since you're travelling alone to people's houses late at night carrying money, and everyone knows it. So it's not that much extra risk. Heck, these people are lucky; they don't have to put all that wear and tear on their own cars.
 
2006-06-08 01:46:51 PM  
Uptown carries a rather eclectic group of inhabitants. Gonna have to check this place out next time I'm back there.
 
2006-06-08 01:47:53 PM  
God, I farking hate Uptown.

andymcclure

Best freakin' pizza in town.

The best pizza in the metro area is at Cosetta's in St. Paul.

Period.
 
2006-06-08 01:54:01 PM  
BobtheFascist

Uptown carries a rather eclectic group of inhabitants. Gonna have to check this place out next time I'm back there.

Yeah, maybe next time you'll get to see the guy playing a guitar while a bunch of people dance around him wearing panda heads blocking the entrance to Calhoun Square.

Again: I farking hate Uptown.

Although, to be fair, the area is quite nice. They just need to get rid of all the people that inhabit it...
 
2006-06-08 02:17:57 PM  
[image from kstp.com too old to be available]

[image from punk77.co.uk too old to be available]


"Let's Build a Pizza"
 
2006-06-08 02:19:28 PM  
This would have been better as a PSA with just the quotation from the guy, preferably with no quotation marks.

/nit-picky
 
2006-06-08 02:20:37 PM  
Everyone is forgetting the perspective of that idiot who tried to rob the lady to begin with...that guy will NEVER live that one down. For the rest of his life, he'll always be 'the guy who got beat up but a tree-hugging pizza delivery-guy'.

yikes!
 
2006-06-08 02:24:42 PM  
[image from i14.photobucket.com too old to be available]

/ate your pizza
 
2006-06-08 02:34:27 PM  
TryinToThink

WTF is the dancing Panda thing about?
 
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