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(China Daily)   China Daily identifies the face of the new Dutch pedophile political party   ( chinadaily.com.cn) divider line
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2006-05-31 10:18:09 AM  
Hahahahahahaha. Aha. You made my morning,submitter. Thanks.
2006-05-31 10:49:02 AM  

/I build this for China!
2006-05-31 11:14:34 AM  
A more important and burning questions all reporters and talk show hosts should be asking is:

What is their party's rudder?
2006-05-31 12:14:25 PM  
Man. EXACTLY the same article that was posted the other day.
2006-05-31 12:15:09 PM  
"and free train travel for all."

They got my vote!

/Well hell you gotta take the bad with the good you know.
2006-05-31 12:15:23 PM  
Jackson appeared at the orphanage on Sunday a day after appearance in public for the first time since his acquittal on abusing a child sextually last year...

Sextual abuse?
2006-05-31 12:15:35 PM  
And here he is...
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Jerry Lee Von Der Lewis
2006-05-31 12:15:52 PM  
Frickin' awesome!
2006-05-31 12:17:18 PM  
The party wants private possession of child pornography to be allowed although it supports the ban on the trade of such materials. It also supports allowing pornography to be broadcast on daytime television, with only violent pornography limited to the late evening.

What tehfark is wrong with the dutch???????????

Violent pornography?
2006-05-31 12:17:22 PM  
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2006-05-31 12:17:52 PM  
2006-05-31 12:19:07 PM  

bravo on the reference. what made it worse was that he married his underaged cousin if i'm not mistaken.
2006-05-31 12:19:12 PM  
I love the daringly-slanderous Michael Jackson pictures, lawl.
2006-05-31 12:19:45 PM  
What does Badnarik have to do with this?
2006-05-31 12:19:49 PM  
anonymous: What tehfark is wrong with the dutch???????????

Violent pornography?

Yea but man.. Free freaking train rides!
2006-05-31 12:20:05 PM  
anyonymous: Nothing, since no one is going to vote for the sickos. As for "violent pornography" - that would be simulated rape and BDSM stuff.
2006-05-31 12:20:12 PM  
Actually, the truth is far more scary, meet one of the co-founders:

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2006-05-31 12:20:40 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: You know... when you put it like that...

/starting to come around
//transport cost is a biatch
2006-05-31 12:21:34 PM  
didn't ancient rome have politicians who screwed 12 year old boys? So there's at least a precedent.
2006-05-31 12:21:52 PM  
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/Super Adventure Club unavailable for comment
2006-05-31 12:22:00 PM  
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2006-05-31 12:22:11 PM  
'Sex with animals should be allowed although abuse of animals should remain illegal, the NVD said.

The party also said everybody should be allowed to go naked in public and promotes legalizing all soft and hard drugs and free train travel for all.'

Are these people nuts? Free train travel?
2006-05-31 12:22:52 PM  
hahhah!!! AWESOME
2006-05-31 12:24:24 PM  
Oh I am suuuuure that was accideeeental!

Great, submitter
2006-05-31 12:24:38 PM  
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

The ideas these people have are very wrong, but free speech trumps the "omg pedos!"-scare.
2006-05-31 12:24:54 PM  
anonymous: triple penetration (same hole) and tonsil thrashing are my guesses.
\is a adult buyer for a store.
\\max and a few others get a little rough but once you hit europe the footage is sometimes a little unsettling.
2006-05-31 12:25:19 PM  
Ehjaym he married his underaged cousin if i'm not mistaken...

Correct! 15 points!

From Wikipedia:

Lewis' turbulent personal life was hidden from the publicoontil a 1958 British tour, when reporters learned about the twenty-three year old star's third wife, Myra Gale Brown, who also happened to be his thirteen year old second cousin once removed.
2006-05-31 12:26:05 PM  
Hay dios mio!
2006-05-31 12:26:37 PM  
Are these people nuts? Free train travel?

Now that there is funny!

2006-05-31 12:26:44 PM  
I hope we see a little less trash-talking directed at Chinese media here on Fark.

That's some pretty good image association going on there.
2006-05-31 12:26:45 PM  
Is this for real or a parody piece? Either way it's spot on!!
2006-05-31 12:27:29 PM  
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2006-05-31 12:27:49 PM  


/now 100% more prepared for tonight's nightmare.
2006-05-31 12:28:51 PM  
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Thanks alot for the pic. Aten. Now I'm completely obsessed with this guy's teeth.
2006-05-31 12:30:43 PM  
"...also happened to be his thirteen year old second cousin once removed"

SECOND cousin, fair game!!!
2006-05-31 12:32:00 PM  
Did I miss something, what does MJ have to do with this besides the obvious connection? The pic where he is hugging the kid should be captioned as the blonde in the back saying "Oh my Jesus, Michael Jackson is lifting my kids shirt up...that's so dusturbingly Dutch...time to $ue."
2006-05-31 12:33:46 PM  
is it just me or is Jack White starting to look like michael jackson (in these pics)?
2006-05-31 12:34:42 PM  
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2006-05-31 12:38:20 PM  
Personally I think its fantastic that they are forming a political party! Please, please please form a party, then register to vote for it! So we know where all you farks are so we can kill you or put in a hole and stone you to death or something even more painful.

As for the dutch, they aren't having any of it, they may be open minded, but they ain't farking nutbags like those individuals.

2006-05-31 12:38:38 PM  
The NVD Party: Come for the free train rides, stay for the pajama parties.
2006-05-31 12:38:49 PM  

when i see that pic I almost wonder if eugenics has some validity...

2006-05-31 12:39:22 PM  
placing that picture in conjunction with that article is black letter libel law, to-wit, putting someone in a "false light."

of course, it opens up the "can of worms defense" known as The Truth.

/back to billing clients
2006-05-31 12:40:06 PM  

oh that ought to go over well when MJ's lawyers get a hold of it.
2006-05-31 12:41:31 PM  
Christopher Columbus would reward his lieutenants by letting them screw 10 year old boys, and all he got was a lousy American holiday.
2006-05-31 12:42:17 PM  
The Dutch have embraced a deity as well....
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2006-05-31 12:43:00 PM  
yessir_imafart: didn't ancient rome have politicians who screwed 12 year old boys? So there's at least a precedent.

Yeah it was Nero. and they banned it once he died... he kept is pretty well secrate by hiding his 10 1nd 12 year olds on an island and throwing them off a cliff when he got tired of them
2006-05-31 12:43:26 PM  
LOL, I was struck by the last line, too. "And free train travel."
2006-05-31 12:43:37 PM  
Now that is some funny shiat.
2006-05-31 12:44:27 PM  
"Other politicians only talk about us in a negative sense, as if we were criminals"

pot, meet a kettle

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2006-05-31 12:45:30 PM  
...And a big 'FARK YOU' to all those who insisted that gay marriage wouldn't eventually lead to this sort of thing. Loosening the definitions of intimate relationships has created a moral shifting sands.

True, this party is 'way out' now, but for how much longer? Gay marriage seemed pretty unlikely just 10 years ago. Will animal and pedo sex seem so bad 10 or 20 years from now. Will you be a prude to even suggest that it might be wrong?
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