FARK.com: (2090843) Having solved all other problems, British government is fining circus clowns for throwing water at each other

		Having solved all other problems, British government is fining circus clowns for throwing water at each other (news.yahoo.com)		14
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Cosmic_Music

2006-05-29 7:21:19 PM

Guess they're the crying on the inside kind.

DarkSoulNoHope

2006-05-29 7:50:50 PM

Just think what will happen to the wet balloon animal contest. Everyone would have been making earthworms this year.

Communist Toaster

2006-05-29 7:51:30 PM

"With a hosepipe ban also in place, the funnymen and women will not be able to squirt each other with water from plastic flowers in their buttonholes, either."

anyone else miss the "on" part of the word buttonhole in that paragraph?

shadowself

2006-05-29 7:53:39 PM

Communist Toaster: anyone else miss the "on" part of the word buttonhole in that paragraph

I didn't RTFA yet, but I missed it in your quote.

hogans

2006-05-29 7:53:45 PM

Ouchy isn't going to like being more chafed than usual.

[image from hellbentanimation.com too old to be available]

Or is he?

Xenu-Hole

2006-05-29 7:54:05 PM

Isn't it considered battery when you strike someone with an object? Clowns or not, the law is pretty clear.

argent

2006-05-29 7:55:56 PM

The joke will be on them when the bucket ends up being filled with confetti. Ah, you wacky clowns...

thebigmike1983

2006-05-29 8:15:10 PM

Isn't it considered battery when you strike someone with an object? Clowns or not, the law is pretty clear.

As is the fact you didn't RTFA

ctobio

2006-05-29 9:25:31 PM

Just as well, I hate clowns anyway. Can we deny them drinking water also?

xiola

2006-05-29 10:12:27 PM

* This post is to bring comments to 10 *

/You're welcome
// Yes, I am bored. Thanks for asking.

jimbo44311

2006-05-29 10:52:31 PM

Can we get rid of this headline cliche? It's as mindless and uncreative as

"your dog wants"

or "wanted for questioning"

Mega Steve

2006-05-29 11:50:09 PM

With a hosepipe ban also in place, the funnymen and women will not be able to squirt each other with water from plastic flowers in their buttonholes, either.

That's farking crazy. It's an ISLAND. You've got plenty of wet stuff all around you.

Can't they set up enogh desalination plants to take care of this?

Communist Toaster

2006-05-30 1:11:01 AM

or just spray salt water at each other...

Art to Choke Hearts

2006-05-30 9:55:43 AM

Can they use anhydrous ammonia instead?

\I'd laugh.

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