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(Some Guy)   Apparently Madonna has a direct line to God and His opinions on concert promotion. Pope stomps off, muttering angrily   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line
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474 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 May 2006 at 2:23 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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spinder
2006-05-25 12:31:01 PM  
How much money do you think she gives to her pet projects? I would be really interested in finding out. Is that info out there anywhere? It's just interesting, because of the other link where she buys $8 bottles of Kaballah water for her crew.
 
Old_Chief_Scott [TotalFark]
2006-05-25 12:59:27 PM  
Somewhere in there is a "second cumming" joke. I know it is there and I will look until I find it.
 
untrustworthy
2006-05-25 2:28:34 PM  
So this is the second time Madonna has been at a crucifiction, right?
 
PhiloeBedoe
2006-05-25 2:31:16 PM  
"Lady Madonn-ZAP SIZZLE SMOTE *sound of God chortling*
 
PhiloeBedoe
2006-05-25 2:34:21 PM  
And Jesus Said "If I knew it was Madonna I wouldn't have come once!


/Rimshot
//*Crickets chirp*
 
MuffinMan8869
2006-05-25 2:35:58 PM  
Madonna is still around?
 
PhiloeBedoe
2006-05-25 2:38:39 PM  
This crowd is tough, tough as nails...speaking of nails did you hear madonna is returning to Jeebus...it's true I saw her last night flat on her back, legs in the air, screaming "Jeebus Christ I'm coming!"
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2006-05-25 2:54:23 PM  
He flipped his lid when he heard about it.
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
Ebenator
2006-05-25 3:00:10 PM  
Look at me! Look how shocking and controversial and cutting edge I'm being!
 
conexus
2006-05-25 3:04:24 PM  
EbenatorLook at me! Look how shocking and controversial and cutting edge I'm being!

Hey, it worked for Dan Brown
 
kozminnk
2006-05-25 3:15:59 PM  
umm... if she's so concerned with what Jesus would want, then she would be Christian. the only thing worse than a bible thumper is a non-christian bible thumper...
 
NotANinjaJustABox
2006-05-25 4:28:04 PM  
Doesnt she need to pick a religion before shes allow to reinact things. How did she ever think this was a good idea, for anyone, ever. She needs to stop, everything.

/queue Family Guy parody "If I could turn back time"
 
NotANinjaJustABox
2006-05-25 4:32:29 PM  
Wait...think Ive got the wrong old celeb in mind. A fark it.
 
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