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(Some Guy)   CBS has hidden $2 million in gold somewhere in the U.S. To find it, all you have to do is watch every show and every commercial all season long for clues   (opinionjournal.com) divider line
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jonasborg
2006-05-23 1:04:57 AM  
I'm considering watching it all now.
 
RobertBruce
2006-05-23 1:07:15 AM  
maybe for 50 million. not a chance in hell for 2
 
GrahamManning
2006-05-23 1:12:29 AM  
RobertBruce: maybe for 50 million. not a chance in hell for 2


Oooh, an aristocrat!
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-05-23 1:14:18 AM  
And they can bite my shiny metal ass.
 
Gosling
2006-05-23 1:38:39 AM  
I remember when ABC did this a few years back. They called it Push, Nevada. It blowed monkey goats.
 
omigodiAMjesus
2006-05-23 1:40:17 AM  
Nah. Not enough.
 
Vin Diesel
2006-05-23 1:56:01 AM  
Submitter, how did you manage to screw that up? You don't just have to watch everything on CBS.

clues to locating it will be buried in programs and advertisements on CBS and on AOL.com and "other media properties."

No effing way.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-05-23 2:00:42 AM  
Vin Diesel: Submitter, how did you manage to screw that up?

Well, I was going to say "to find it all you have to do is watch every show and commercial on CBS and read a brazillion pages on AOL for clues" but I was afraid I'd get lynched.
 
Pope George Ringo
2006-05-23 2:50:59 AM  
There's gonna be a lot of 67 year olds out prospectin' again
 
KelvinTheClown
2006-05-23 3:16:15 AM  
Someone will find it after 2 weeks, I bet.

Than what will the douchebag network do?
 
AnthraxRipple
2006-05-23 8:47:19 AM  
They couldn't keep the Survivor winners secret, how do they expect this to work?
 
Slowpoke
2006-05-23 8:50:25 AM  
I'm on record, this very day claiming all rights to season long "Official Gold Rush Discussion Thread" on Fark. So all you haters out there... respect.

/ I keed
 
Third Day Mark
2006-05-23 8:56:37 AM  
Wouldn't it be ironic if some cletus or some other nitwit stumbled upon this 2 million in Gold?
 
Dumb-Ass-Monkey [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2006-05-23 9:18:40 AM  
What happens when the main show is cancelled within a month? Do they just have a raffle?
 
xenophon10k
2006-05-23 9:38:32 AM  
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Unavailable for comment...
 
FredSpeaks
2006-05-23 9:40:38 AM  
It's buried under a big W. Say, what is a big W?
 
Evil Cat
2006-05-23 9:48:15 AM  
xenophon10k

Lol

It does sound like the plot for Rat Race

/really funny movie btw
 
Kar98
2006-05-23 9:53:09 AM  
Sounds like a great way to make $2million, watching CBS and going to AOL. Once you paid for your ensuing therapy, not so much.
 
frinkahedron
2006-05-23 9:56:04 AM  
It's buried under a big W. Say, what is a big W?

[image from img227.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
Highroller48
2006-05-23 12:32:42 PM  
xenophon10k

Damn you, thunder-stealer!

/I can do anything, I'm eccentric! Rrrowr!
 
zez
2006-05-23 1:39:52 PM  
"Million Dollar Mystery"
The first one to solve the clues in the movie won a million dolllars.
Someone won and the movie didn't even gross One Million Dollars.

/has to count as the biggest flop of all time
 
Tommy Moo
2006-05-23 1:50:27 PM  
How long before a wiki springs up on this and we go back to having no reason to watch CBS?
 
Gulper Eel
2006-05-23 3:51:56 PM  
The gold's at Cronkite's house out on Nantucket. Let's drop in!
 
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