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(Some Guy)   Submitter can survive 68 seconds in what must be the weirdest game you'll ever play on the internets   ( divider line
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55645 clicks; posted to Main » and Fandom » on 06 May 2006 at 7:53 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2006-05-05 10:34:03 PM  
Dude. Autoerotic asphyxiation is not a game.
2006-05-05 10:38:35 PM  
104 seconds. suck it smitty
2006-05-05 10:40:56 PM  
I hate that game so much I'm going to hunt down and kill anyone involved in its creation.
2006-05-05 10:42:16 PM  
I got 61 seconds.

This needs greenlighting ASAP as possibly the best game I've ever encountered. If it was on a console it'd be a friggen flagship title.
2006-05-05 10:45:17 PM  
153 seconds. You get to a boss.
2006-05-05 10:46:28 PM  
the weirdest game on the internets i play is looking at boobie links and try and fap as long as i can before losing my seed....

the longest i've lasted doing that is around 30 seconds
2006-05-05 10:46:47 PM  
outback_rebel: 153 seconds.

2006-05-05 10:47:25 PM  
QUICKSlLVER: the longest i've lasted doing that is around 30 seconds

2006-05-05 10:48:32 PM  
I like it, 75 seconds
2006-05-05 10:49:09 PM  
Ha, I too survived 68 seconds. I wonder how many games there are.
2006-05-05 10:49:24 PM  
153 seconds here.
2006-05-05 10:52:10 PM  
174. Beat the boss. That's about it.
2006-05-05 10:52:25 PM  
79. Thank you submitter - awesome
2006-05-05 10:52:31 PM  
I like the disco version of the theme from Neverending Story. This reminds me of WarioWare for GameCube.
2006-05-05 10:53:08 PM  
It's a lot like those DS games
2006-05-05 10:53:23 PM  
In every concievable way, this game is a complete rip-off (and a piss poor one at that) of WarioWare.
2006-05-05 10:54:38 PM  
I prefered it the first time, when it was called WarioWare
2006-05-05 10:55:16 PM  
75 on first shot. will keep going see if I can beat that time.
2006-05-05 10:55:19 PM  
Action Replay Nick: this game is a complete rip-off (and a piss poor one at that) of WarioWare.

Now, now, ARN. Are you going to be a negative Nancy, or a positive Peter?
2006-05-05 10:55:29 PM  
Beat the game... 195 seconds.
2006-05-05 10:56:48 PM  
Fun game. thanks submitter
2006-05-05 10:57:14 PM  
This reminds me of WarioWare for GameCube.

Damn. I knew it felt console-y.
2006-05-05 10:59:42 PM  
Woot, beat on the second try.
2006-05-05 11:02:06 PM  
Also beat the boss, 144 seconds.
2006-05-05 11:02:15 PM  
Action Replay Nick: In every concievable way, this game is a complete rip-off (and a piss poor one at that) of WarioWare.

Agreed, but still fun.

/wants to play WarioWare
2006-05-05 11:03:14 PM  
Damn. 168 seconds. Couldn't beat the boss. :(
2006-05-05 11:03:27 PM  
119 seconds. WarioWare is a bit more fun, but this will occupy me.
2006-05-05 11:03:57 PM  

I don't know how to tell you this, but you've got vaginitis arena. You have six weeks to live.
2006-05-05 11:05:11 PM  
It's WarioWare with bulky controls. WarioWare might be the most underrated two-player game ever.
2006-05-05 11:07:21 PM  
alas...only 63 seconds.

Damn you, Keystone Beer!
2006-05-05 11:08:21 PM  
I wish it was longer.
2006-05-05 11:08:48 PM  
170, beat the boss. My life is complete.
2006-05-05 11:09:20 PM  
Oh yeah, well I won a million dollars.

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2006-05-05 11:10:21 PM  
3 million days.

Suck it.
2006-05-05 11:10:25 PM  
91 seconds

But, I played this game before when it was called WarioWare Touched on the DS.
2006-05-05 11:11:31 PM  
Only mini-game that still gave me trouble my third time playing was the one where you're in a tank and it says "avoid!" then a huge missile hits you from above. If I could figure that one out, could probably play forever (on the boss) without losing. Alas, I've lost interest and won't play again.
2006-05-05 11:27:00 PM  
Whew, beat it. Now I can move on with my night.
2006-05-05 11:27:34 PM  
QUICKSILVER You don't lose your seed, you give your gift to your sock
2006-05-05 11:31:13 PM  
wow...i guess third time is the charm for this getting greenlit. ( 2040327 & 2040532 )
2006-05-05 11:35:25 PM  
Never mind my previous long-winded comment, it was bothering me so I played again and figured out... you move AWAY from the arrow. I'm stupid.
2006-05-05 11:49:15 PM  
I don't think anyone's mentioned this yet:

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2006-05-05 11:50:30 PM  
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2006-05-05 11:51:54 PM  
By the way, the fat kid avoiding the carrot? Genius.
2006-05-06 12:08:10 AM  
147 seconds to completion, three attempts to get there.
2006-05-06 12:14:20 AM  
43 seconds. I suck at teh intrawebs.
2006-05-06 1:33:30 AM  
169 seconds on my second try.

this was fun, i remember it being submitted a few times in the last couple of days.
2006-05-06 2:13:12 AM  
207 seconds. Still have my Made In Wario skillz. :D
2006-05-06 2:25:34 AM  
This is farkin' awesome!!! Each time it is more seconds because you learn. What a good progression. Artichoke!!
2006-05-06 2:38:47 AM  
150 seconds, dead boss

2006-05-06 3:34:07 AM  
210 Seconds!
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