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("Ooze")   Supersoaker begins new "Oozinator" ad campaign. Something is wrong here   (youtube.com) divider line
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2006-04-30 11:28:52 AM  
i have a dirty mind. so that looked 50 kinds of wrong. :o(

on the plus side, that black kid is never gonna live this commercial down once he passes puberty.
 
CPB
2006-04-30 11:40:03 AM  
What oddballgeek said.
 
2006-04-30 11:40:06 AM  
i really thought that was a joke, but you can buy the thing at the hasbro online store. someone at hasbro is a little skeezy.
 
2006-04-30 11:41:25 AM  
well, that's got to save some time for porn studios.
 
2006-04-30 11:52:02 AM  
And it starts... (Doesn't pop)

Read the review.
 
2006-04-30 11:58:08 AM  
Does anyone else have problems keeping the bio-ooze replacement catridges from drying up? Should they be stored in a refrigerated environment? I spilled some of the bio-ooze on my desk after playing around a bit with the dispenser system and didn't get a chance to clean it up. I returned the next day and it had totally evaporated just leaving a white cloudy stain on the desk. Is this normal or is it more likely my cats may have licked it up? Is it safe for pets?
 
2006-04-30 12:00:13 PM  
capecodcarl: Does anyone else have problems keeping the bio-ooze replacement catridges from drying up? Should they be stored in a refrigerated environment? I spilled some of the bio-ooze on my desk after playing around a bit with the dispenser system and didn't get a chance to clean it up. I returned the next day and it had totally evaporated just leaving a white cloudy stain on the desk. Is this normal or is it more likely my cats may have licked it up? Is it safe for pets?


2nd funniest thing I ever read on Fark
 
2006-04-30 12:07:56 PM  
i suppose it might be smart to snap one up now, since they'll probably be taken off the market in about three weeks.
 
2006-04-30 12:35:30 PM  
Ew.... those kids in the ad are on their ways to bukkake porn in about 10 years.
 
2006-04-30 12:38:37 PM  
Listmania!

* what kaeli wants for christmas 2003: A list by marsha reece, kaeli's mom
* Toys for Girls and other great things: A list by Jen, mother
* A 12 year old girls needs and wants.: A list by glitzydancerbhwildchild, Upcoming singer,model,actress.


This is all so very, very, wrong....
 
2006-04-30 1:44:14 PM  
Is this normal or is it more likely my cats may have licked it up? Is it safe for pets?

it has been known to kill kittens.
 
2006-04-30 3:12:26 PM  
Skeet skeet skeet!
 
2006-04-30 3:13:23 PM  
Skeet skeet skeet mo fo!
 
2006-04-30 3:14:27 PM  
Dammit! VoterApathy Got me by 57 seconds! Well played sir.
 
2006-04-30 3:14:44 PM  
5 out of 5 stars "skeet skeet" April 30, 2006

Reviewer: Jose M. Pelaez (New York, NY United States)

"this gun is an absolute blast for shooting other people with your fun, sticky goo! especially effective on neighborhood girls. 5 stars."
 
2006-04-30 3:14:44 PM  
Bukkakenator!
 
2006-04-30 3:14:44 PM  
haha
 
2006-04-30 3:15:13 PM  
Look at the kids 'O'face while he squirts. Haha
 
2006-04-30 3:16:01 PM  
Wooo! Second Greenlight!
 
2006-04-30 3:16:23 PM  
Why is the black kid rubbing his nipples?

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/e/6/be68b93b617bee5838193eebe16433c9.gif
 
2006-04-30 3:16:23 PM  
I heard Peter North designed this.
 
2006-04-30 3:16:31 PM  
Skeet skeet skeet skeet!
 
2006-04-30 3:16:50 PM  
That is intense.
 
2006-04-30 3:17:02 PM  
is this for real ?
 
2006-04-30 3:17:18 PM  
All skeet skeet god damn, god damn.
 
2006-04-30 3:17:25 PM  
aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *takes a breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, everything else can be made articifically. I guess now there's artificial bukkake machines too.
 
2006-04-30 3:19:18 PM  
White boy 'gooing' on an unarmed black child.

Who thought that would be a good idea?
 
2006-04-30 3:19:54 PM  
...this is fake, right?
 
2006-04-30 3:20:24 PM  
...loves the oozinator..
 
2006-04-30 3:20:31 PM  
jon703 LOL.
 
2006-04-30 3:21:44 PM  
How does something like this get all the way through the conceptual/design phase, approval, development and mass production/marketing, to now be available at a store near you, and no one at Hasbro thought to themselves - "Hey, that looks exactly like those kids are shooting spunk all over each other."

I'm just asking.
 
2006-04-30 3:22:31 PM  
And soon, someone will come out with Oozinator porn.

/hahah, "come" out with.
 
2006-04-30 3:22:36 PM  
i looooooooove marketing
 
2006-04-30 3:22:37 PM  
From hasbro.com:

"Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you're coming at 'em with water, blast 'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench 'em with water! It's a double blast attack that'll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don't just get soaked, you get drenched!"

Let me just repeat this for emphasis:

"Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze"
 
2006-04-30 3:23:00 PM  
This is the most disgusting hilarious thing I've seen since the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick. Who comes up with these things? How do they make it into production?
 
2006-04-30 3:23:23 PM  
Was Michael Jackson involved in the making of this commercial?
 
2006-04-30 3:23:31 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ah, what a great way to start the day.
 
2006-04-30 3:24:15 PM  
Also, from now on I'm calling my b.f.'s weener "The Oozinator."

/The More You Know
 
2006-04-30 3:25:03 PM  
I'm just waiting for one of you farkers to throw together an animated GIF from that commercial.

I'll check back in an hour.
 
2006-04-30 3:25:17 PM  
The "Oozinator" endorsed by Peter North.
 
2006-04-30 3:26:05 PM  
i hope no one gets shot in the eye. do you knooow what happens when you get shot in the eye....?
 
2006-04-30 3:26:22 PM  
It doesn't make any less sense than those old "baby wets herself" dolls, or even the nintendo Wii.
 
2006-04-30 3:26:37 PM  
Faust_Motel: I'm just waiting for one of you farkers to throw together an animated GIF from that commercial.

Oh! Someone needs to make an YTMND out of this!11!1!one
 
2006-04-30 3:26:43 PM  
How many ropes per cartridge?
 
SU
2006-04-30 3:27:20 PM  
blast 'em with a shot of icky bio-ooze!
 
2006-04-30 3:27:57 PM  
Faust_Motel: I'm just waiting for one of you farkers to throw together an animated GIF from that commercial.

I'll check back in an hour.


check the above link that jon703 posted:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/e/6/be68b93b617bee5838193eebe16433c9.gif
 
2006-04-30 3:28:26 PM  
You know, its just common courtesey to announce that you will shoot someone with your bio-ooze. If you don't announce it and surprise them, you may never get the chance to shoot your bio-ooze again.
 
2006-04-30 3:28:49 PM  
Thousands of psychologists, for no apparent reason, bolted upright out of bed with nightsweats when that commercial first aired.
 
2006-04-30 3:30:15 PM  
I should get one of those. Hell, I wouldn't even have to pay for refills.
 
2006-04-30 3:30:16 PM  
Bowski: oozinatorbus.com
 
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