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(The Sun)   Bush makes a frowny face because the Rolling Stones stole his hotel room. The Sun is there   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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Tektron
2006-04-24 6:35:21 PM  
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Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-04-24 6:37:24 PM  
[image from images.thesun.co.uk too old to be available]

Riiiiiight. This is Bush's actual reaction at the moment he learned he couldn't have the hotel room.
 
ThisIsGina
2006-04-24 6:37:26 PM  
You should have given this the 'Sad' tag, Submitter. :(
 
Mordant
2006-04-24 6:42:57 PM  
The CraneMeister: Riiiiiight. This is Bush's actual reaction at the moment he learned he couldn't have the hotel room.


If it would make you feel better, picture a democrat in the same position and then try the joke again.
 
The_Sofa_of_Death
2006-04-24 6:43:26 PM  
That's his reading face.

"Worst pre-sigh-dent ever... what's a pre-sigh-dent?"
 
Action Replay Nick
2006-04-24 6:44:02 PM  
It's official: Bush never frowns.
 
flip_flop
2006-04-24 6:50:44 PM  
[image from i3.tinypic.com too old to be available]
 
keylock71
2006-04-24 6:51:22 PM  
[image from images.thesun.co.uk too old to be available]

"Let's see...twist them together....make loop...wrap around...aw hell, Laura get me my loafers..."
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2006-04-24 6:53:21 PM  
It does not appear from the article that the Rolling Stones stole Bush's hotel room; rather it seems like Bush tried to steal theirs. Next time plan ahead a little bit.
 
Novacor
2006-04-24 6:55:25 PM  
What a deal. Taxpayers get to put up the President in $6400 a night hotel rooms.
 
Hanky [TotalFark]
2006-04-24 7:01:37 PM  
I'd gladly put him up in a $6400 a night prison.
 
St_Francis_P
2006-04-24 7:05:15 PM  
The Rolling Stone splashed out £3,600 a night for the suite days before the US leader tried to book it.

EatHam is right, looks like the Bush team planned badly (that's a first).
 
Pope George Ringo
2006-04-24 8:46:34 PM  
after running up the defecit $2,000,000,000,000 in five years it's all funny money to the feds anyway
 
BunkoSquad
2006-04-24 9:51:14 PM  
"Geez, I have no strategy in Iraq, we have no solution to the oil crisis, and my domestic policy is in tatters. I'm going to be viewed as a failure."

"Wow, Mr. President, you're finally ready to assume the tough tasks of the Presidency?"

"No, but I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express"
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2006-04-24 10:05:33 PM  
Shattered. Shadoobie.
 
shanrick
2006-04-24 10:23:56 PM  
I blame Bush
 
mrexcess
2006-04-24 10:43:51 PM  
Novacor
What a deal. Taxpayers get to put up the President in $6400 a night hotel rooms.

He's just trying to keep up with the Stoneses.

/article pic looks taken at a urinal
 
JBalkwill
2006-04-24 10:48:50 PM  
Generally if the paper has the word "Sun" in it, don't expect it to have the highest standards of journalistic integrity.
 
Cathedralmaster
2006-04-24 10:56:59 PM  
After all the money Botch has wasted, he should be forced to stay in some cockroach infested motel.

/wishes I could find the shot from the Highlander with the Kurgan and Candy the whore
 
veale728
2006-04-24 11:22:21 PM  
I just want that 7'4" bed that they have in that suite. I'm 6'5", and I don't fit well on normal beds.
 
DaseinDada
2006-04-24 11:31:21 PM  
heh
Deserves HERO tag

/will dream of being in that bed with as many people it can hold
//and lots of lube
 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark]
2006-04-24 11:31:21 PM  
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"Have the Rolling Stones killed"
"But sir, they aren't..."
"JUST DO AS I SAY!"
 
oryx
2006-04-24 11:33:07 PM  
The most powerful man in the world is ...
tada ...
Mick Jagger
 
Riotcow
2006-04-24 11:39:55 PM  
This is perhaps the least important story i've ever seen written, ever. I would have loved to see the hotel manager excitedly phone The Sun to inform them that Bush had minor problems getting a room.
 
DarkSider
2006-04-25 12:08:07 AM  
Poor planning by the bush camp? Never! That's blasphemy!
 
Comrade438
2006-04-25 12:12:56 AM  
Isn't the Sun fake?

/Clueless.
 
Born To Beguile
2006-04-25 12:41:26 AM  
Dear George,
You know, if you weren't such a dick, you might've gotten that room. I know, you'll just stay in another needlessly extravagant hotel on the taxpayer's dime, but you're still a dick.

Love, the rest of the planet.
 
pshaw
2006-04-25 12:57:30 AM  
Okay George.... just concede that The Rolling Stones was/still is better than your high school band and forget about it.
 
Landofmiddlegirth
2006-04-25 2:16:53 AM  
DarkSider,

Do you think that perhaps booking a room a month ahead of time might pose a security risk?

In short: Fark you, you farking farkers!
 
pjbreeze
2006-04-25 3:05:29 AM  
Ha Ha..
 
Random Reality Check
2006-04-25 5:43:49 AM  
Landofmiddlegirth asked,

"Do you think that perhaps booking a room a month ahead of time might pose a security risk?"

Yes, after all, the Secret Service probably wouldn't be smart enough to use a fake name.

Do you really think the hotel is not capable of keeping their guest's identity confidential?

Then Landofmiddlegirth closed his respectful commentary by adding,

"In short: Fark you, you farking farkers!"

Nice, tasteful and very revealing.
Mind if I never take you seriously?
 
stigmaguitar
2006-04-25 6:16:21 AM  
Nice.

Rolling StOWNED!
 
RandomExcess
2006-04-25 8:54:54 AM  
Reminds me of when Clinton held up all the air traffic at LAX for 4 hours while he got a $3000 haircut.

These guys are so arrogant.

/God Bless America and Support the Troops
 
pvd021
2006-04-25 9:59:19 AM  
Oh how funny it is that the leader of the most powerful country in the world gets a "Stick it up your ass" from Millionaire Rock Star.

Bush got Owned on this one.
 
Bloody William
2006-04-25 10:20:24 AM  
Reminds me of when Clinton held up all the air traffic at LAX for 4 hours while he got a $3000 haircut.

Okay, here we go...

From the evil liberalism that is... Newsday

And since Newsday only shows the abstract for free, here's a liberal blog with a bit more information

The story:

Clinton got a haircut from a hairdresser named Christophe (no last name, possibly homosexual or European) for around $200. No delays were reported.

The entire thing was a specious rumor that only proves Mark Twain's old addage about lies, truths, and putting boots on pretty damn true.
 
Highroller48
2006-04-25 10:23:21 AM  
Maybe he can get Tom Bodett to hook him up.
 
Asteron
2006-04-25 11:23:17 AM  
[image from pollkatz.homestead.com too old to be available]
 
RandomExcess
2006-04-25 11:32:11 AM  
Asteron

I blame global warming (to a lesser degree, pirates)
 
Mi-5
2006-04-25 2:14:33 PM  
RandomExcess: Reminds me of when Clinton held up all the air traffic at LAX for 4 hours while he got a $3000 haircut.

These guys are so arrogant.

Jeez, this is way too easy. So easy in fact that I'll let Bloody William take care of the light work.

Next time RandomExcess, think about deleting the old GOP talking points and trying out the new ones...
 
Superjoe
2006-04-26 3:47:06 PM  
The Rolling Stones will regret this.

Bush will claim the room has WMDs and bomb the fark out of it.
 
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