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(MTV)   Actual headline: "R. Kelly unveils his 'Sexasaurus' side." Everybody run, R. Kelly is a dinosaur!   ( divider line
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2006-04-20 12:29:08 PM  
If they don't like regular dinosaurs, the intelligent design movement REALLY won't like sexasauruses
2006-04-20 12:31:16 PM  
Open the door, get on the floor, R. Kelly is a dinosaur.
2006-04-20 12:31:24 PM  
Open the door, get on the floor
R. Kelly is a sexasaur.
2006-04-20 12:32:13 PM  
8 seconds twoody

/I find it disturbing that we almost had a simulpost on a Was...Not Was reference.
2006-04-20 12:33:40 PM  
Pissasaurus Sux?
2006-04-20 12:34:42 PM  
That's a LOT of pee.
2006-04-20 12:35:14 PM  
I think he got the idea while watching TV with his girlfriend. She just loves the Barney show.

/yes, I went there
2006-04-20 12:36:05 PM  
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Entertainers sometimes say silly things to amuse others.
2006-04-20 12:40:51 PM  
coyote71: 8 seconds twoody

*insert witty kung fu line here*
2006-04-20 12:45:54 PM  
Isn't this guy in jail yet?

Anyway, my new pickup line shall be:

"My sex is so good, I have to break it down,"
2006-04-20 12:57:34 PM  
I'm eagerly anticipating the premier of his new cartoon on nickelodeon later this year:

"R. Kelly, the last Sexasaur -- he's my friend and a whole lot more!"
2006-04-20 01:15:20 PM  
Is this the guy who likes to take a leak on people or am I thinking of someone else?
2006-04-20 01:18:47 PM  
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom
Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
2006-04-20 01:19:18 PM  
Who's getting their news -- ANY news -- from
2006-04-20 01:25:36 PM  
What a bunch of Stupid.
2006-04-20 02:05:37 PM  
Psh. He's no goddamn sexual ty-ra-no-saurus!
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That's right, I'm calling you out!
2006-04-20 02:55:07 PM  
Singer previews material off "Making Babies" at first show back in Big Apple

So he's encouraging people to make him more brides?

2006-04-20 03:32:38 PM  
I was thinking about that song too.

Sad that we don't hear enough "Was Not Was" on the radio anymore

/i keed
2006-04-20 04:22:17 PM  
Is he still in the closet with Tom Cruise?
2006-04-20 04:30:02 PM  
2006-04-20 04:34:59 PM  
Me: Man, I sure do like R. Kelly

Other person: What? Don't you know he peed on a 14 year old girl??

Me: I know! He never lets me down.
2006-04-20 04:54:01 PM  
heh - suprised to be early
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paint rocks
please forgive me
so does fileden
didnt even RTFA
2006-04-20 05:18:34 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2006-04-20 05:18:55 PM  

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Must be a buncha slack-jawed fagg0ts in there!
2006-04-20 05:22:30 PM  
Douchbagasaurus ?

/funniest South Park ever
2006-04-20 06:55:17 PM  
What the hell?

Denver the Last Dinosaur AND The Tick references in the same thread?

I dub this thread awesome.
2006-04-20 08:17:46 PM  

Denver the Last Dinosaur AND The Tick references in the same thread?

I dub this thread awesome.

Not to worry - I plan to use some Go-Bots references to keep the awesome levels at a safe, contained level (that is, assuming that someone doesn't make an out-of-nowhere Cadillacs and Dinosaurs allusion along the way).


He needs to resolve the Trapped in the Closet saga and soon.

How can I rest not knowing the fate of Big Man the midget, who was getting down with the cop's wife, Bridget?
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