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(Some Guy)   Actual headline: "Butts' competitive juices ignite Dogs"   ( divider line
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6035 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2006 at 1:59 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2006-04-19 11:24:22 AM  
You like-a the juice?
2006-04-19 11:27:04 AM  
There aren't enough headlines with the word 'butt' in them. Darn shame.
2006-04-19 11:37:11 AM  
2006-04-19 11:55:18 AM  
Wasn't this greenlighted yesterday or so? I think I can see into the future.
2006-04-19 2:00:58 PM  
When doesn't it?
2006-04-19 2:03:26 PM  
He's likely to have trouble, however, when the juices hit the butts.
2006-04-19 2:04:15 PM  
Rover learned never to greet his master after `Mexican food' night.
2006-04-19 2:04:55 PM  
dog balls!
2006-04-19 2:08:00 PM  
wait... A flaming dog butt juice competition happens and nobody invited me.
2006-04-19 2:09:55 PM  
From RTFA:

He isn't the only athlete in his family. His sister, Fonda, is a budding high school golfer and his brother, Seymour, is an aspiring long-jumper.

Well, it coulda been.
2006-04-19 2:10:07 PM  
I wish my butt's juices were competitive, as opposed to burning.
2006-04-19 2:11:19 PM  
Not another ghey, when the oil hits the anus article.
2006-04-19 2:14:04 PM  
That's HOT!!1!
2006-04-19 2:14:11 PM  
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2006-04-19 2:15:28 PM  
you gotta tap that ass ah yea - tap that ass for the BOOTAY JUICE

/mah peanuts!
//from the grat album Garden Ho's
2006-04-19 2:16:09 PM  
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2006-04-19 2:17:15 PM  
So, sis is an aspiring golfer? Next headline ""Butt's putts, crowd goes nuts"!?
2006-04-19 2:17:59 PM  
Did he say Jews? I heard him say jews. How can I sit here and work with an anti-semite?

LEVEL2 = Winnar.
If anyone proves me wrong, just eamil me a new keyboard in advance.
2006-04-19 2:19:17 PM  

"Butts finds herself a hole in the ground"
2006-04-19 2:19:49 PM  
That should be the theme of a photoshop contest.
2006-04-19 2:20:11 PM  
Ok it is very simple. If you last name is Butts, change it. You have the right to, your ancestors will forgive you, and your kids will thank the shiat out of you.
2006-04-19 2:20:48 PM  
I'll bet he finds himself the butt of many jokes....
2006-04-19 2:21:51 PM  
Since it's a proper noun, should it be "Butts's"?
2006-04-19 2:23:14 PM  
"Love is something special between my dog's butt and the carpet."

/watch Wonder Showzen
2006-04-19 2:23:54 PM  
Yeah, Mr. Richard Cox, change that name!!
2006-04-19 2:26:04 PM  
Ah, the tell-tale sign of a sports editor who has had enough and is seeing how far he can push it before he gets fired. The answer, buddy, is a lot further than this because the publisher knows it won't be easy finding an English speaker who'll work at your pay level.
2006-04-19 2:35:26 PM  
It's just too easy, that combination...MS State and a coach named "Butts".

MS State has always had coaches who go in for anatomy-related humor. Remember Jackie Sherrill and the ex-bull?
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2006-04-19 2:35:27 PM  
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Cornelius Butt?

Porno, porno, porno patrol...
2006-04-19 2:43:52 PM  
2006-04-19 2:47:34 PM  
What if he gets involved in some crime with far-reaching implications? Then you might see this headline:

"Butts Held as Probe Widens"

/stolen from mst3k sorta
2006-04-19 2:53:58 PM  
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2006-04-19 3:01:02 PM  
2006-04-19 3:05:53 PM  
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2006-04-19 3:17:30 PM  
I think there should be a "reverse caption" contest where we take actual funny and misleading headlines, then try to add an appropriate (or inappropriate) photo to it.

/it would be most amusing
2006-04-19 3:28:19 PM  
Meh... The CO of my dad's CO in the navy was, no shiat, Rear Admiral Butts...

\USS Ticonderoga
2006-04-19 3:32:13 PM  
heh, heh...submitter said "dogs"...
2006-04-19 3:41:39 PM  
Man would I love to be back in college.
2006-04-19 3:47:56 PM  
Your dog rolls its eyes.
2006-04-19 3:51:54 PM  
From FTA: "His father wasn't exactly Tiger Woods' father Earl, jiggling quarters in his son's backswing. But there was some messing around on the golf course."

2006-04-19 4:44:24 PM

/just to be on the safe side, nsfw
2006-04-20 10:27:38 AM  
2006-04-20 10:30:20 AM  
Oops. Preview was off. Sorry.
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