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(Some Guy)   Actual headline: "Butts' competitive juices ignite Dogs"   (clarionledger.com) divider line
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6035 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2006 at 1:59 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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00st3bbins
2006-04-19 11:24:22 AM  
You like-a the juice?
 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark]
2006-04-19 11:27:04 AM  
There aren't enough headlines with the word 'butt' in them. Darn shame.
 
Whamdangler
2006-04-19 11:37:11 AM  
Santorum?
 
mr_shhh
2006-04-19 11:55:18 AM  
Wasn't this greenlighted yesterday or so? I think I can see into the future.
 
carrion_luggage
2006-04-19 2:00:58 PM  
When doesn't it?
 
mercator_psi
2006-04-19 2:03:26 PM  
He's likely to have trouble, however, when the juices hit the butts.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2006-04-19 2:04:15 PM  
Rover learned never to greet his master after `Mexican food' night.
 
O_Fraggy
2006-04-19 2:04:55 PM  
dog balls!
 
Rialto Honky
2006-04-19 2:08:00 PM  
wait... A flaming dog butt juice competition happens and nobody invited me.
 
ygc123
2006-04-19 2:09:55 PM  
From RTFA:

He isn't the only athlete in his family. His sister, Fonda, is a budding high school golfer and his brother, Seymour, is an aspiring long-jumper.

Well, it coulda been.
 
gnosis301
2006-04-19 2:10:07 PM  
I wish my butt's juices were competitive, as opposed to burning.
 
FLYNAVY
2006-04-19 2:11:19 PM  
Not another ghey, when the oil hits the anus article.
 
insane_idoru
2006-04-19 2:14:04 PM  
That's HOT!!1!
 
LEVEL 2
2006-04-19 2:14:11 PM  
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Mike_Bolton
2006-04-19 2:15:28 PM  
you gotta tap that ass ah yea - tap that ass for the BOOTAY JUICE

/mah peanuts!
//from the grat album Garden Ho's
 
Foaming
2006-04-19 2:16:09 PM  
[image from santorum.senate.gov too old to be available]
 
Marco_1964
2006-04-19 2:17:15 PM  
So, sis is an aspiring golfer? Next headline ""Butt's putts, crowd goes nuts"!?
 
elendilmir
2006-04-19 2:17:59 PM  
Did he say Jews? I heard him say jews. How can I sit here and work with an anti-semite?

LEVEL2 = Winnar.
If anyone proves me wrong, just eamil me a new keyboard in advance.
 
happydorkgirl
2006-04-19 2:19:17 PM  
Marco_1964

"Butts finds herself a hole in the ground"
 
mciann
2006-04-19 2:19:49 PM  
That should be the theme of a photoshop contest.
 
Teucer
2006-04-19 2:20:11 PM  
Ok it is very simple. If you last name is Butts, change it. You have the right to, your ancestors will forgive you, and your kids will thank the shiat out of you.
 
CommonSenseSurrenders
2006-04-19 2:20:48 PM  
I'll bet he finds himself the butt of many jokes....
 
Josu
2006-04-19 2:21:51 PM  
Since it's a proper noun, should it be "Butts's"?
 
12349876
2006-04-19 2:23:14 PM  
"Love is something special between my dog's butt and the carpet."

/watch Wonder Showzen
 
Marco_1964
2006-04-19 2:23:54 PM  
Yeah, Mr. Richard Cox, change that name!!
 
Dear Jerk
2006-04-19 2:26:04 PM  
Ah, the tell-tale sign of a sports editor who has had enough and is seeing how far he can push it before he gets fired. The answer, buddy, is a lot further than this because the publisher knows it won't be easy finding an English speaker who'll work at your pay level.
 
MBooda [TotalFark]
2006-04-19 2:35:26 PM  
It's just too easy, that combination...MS State and a coach named "Butts".

MS State has always had coaches who go in for anatomy-related humor. Remember Jackie Sherrill and the ex-bull?
[image from sports.espn.go.com too old to be available]
 
dittybopper
2006-04-19 2:35:27 PM  
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Cornelius Butt?

Porno, porno, porno patrol...
 
Paulson
2006-04-19 2:43:52 PM  
This is all you need to know
 
mercator_psi
2006-04-19 2:47:34 PM  
What if he gets involved in some crime with far-reaching implications? Then you might see this headline:

"Butts Held as Probe Widens"

/stolen from mst3k sorta
 
sfl
2006-04-19 2:53:58 PM  
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sorry
 
karlandtanya
2006-04-19 3:01:02 PM  
Josu
No.
 
platypusjones
2006-04-19 3:05:53 PM  
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forstmeister
2006-04-19 3:17:30 PM  
I think there should be a "reverse caption" contest where we take actual funny and misleading headlines, then try to add an appropriate (or inappropriate) photo to it.

/it would be most amusing
 
Daveism
2006-04-19 3:28:19 PM  
Meh... The CO of my dad's CO in the navy was, no shiat, Rear Admiral Butts...

\USS Ticonderoga
\\1972
 
kradio
2006-04-19 3:32:13 PM  
heh, heh...submitter said "dogs"...
 
serutan
2006-04-19 3:41:39 PM  
Man would I love to be back in college.
/sigh
 
DrEvil1996
2006-04-19 3:47:56 PM  
Your dog rolls its eyes.
 
plumbicon
2006-04-19 3:51:54 PM  
From FTA: "His father wasn't exactly Tiger Woods' father Earl, jiggling quarters in his son's backswing. But there was some messing around on the golf course."

Huh?
 
thecompnerd
2006-04-19 4:44:24 PM  
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5612688850717918383&pl=true

/just to be on the safe side, nsfw
 
RecoveringWorkaholic
2006-04-20 10:27:38 AM  
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RecoveringWorkaholic
2006-04-20 10:30:20 AM  
Oops. Preview was off. Sorry.
 
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