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(Tampa Bay Online)   Mother discovers female McDonald's manager is lovin' it with teenage daughter. No more Happy Meals for her   ( divider line
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2006-04-17 08:16:10 PM  
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2006-04-17 08:44:43 PM  
Useless without pictures.
2006-04-17 08:54:13 PM  
This is the feel-good story of the year,hands down.
2006-04-17 08:59:33 PM  
Special sauce anyone?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-04-17 09:27:20 PM  
Special sauce anyone?

Special sauce on two all-beef patties. Hold the cheese.
2006-04-17 09:32:35 PM  
So what kind of toy was in that happy meal?
2006-04-18 12:37:38 AM  
working during high school builds character and drug connections
2006-04-18 12:37:39 AM  
Two all be fatties, special snot, let us sneeze, pick your bunyuns on a Sesame Street bus.
2006-04-18 12:39:19 AM  

Omg dude, that is so true.
2006-04-18 12:42:26 AM  
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/unavailable for comment
2006-04-18 12:43:34 AM  
Women have it so easy; I never got laid when I worked at McDonald's.
2006-04-18 12:44:16 AM  
Yea, real funny every one.
Until your child gets raped.
For me as a father, I say its time to step up to the plate with a Mauser 98 with an after market scope/stock and do a take-out at 500 yards.
Cleanse the world of child abusers once and for all.
2006-04-18 12:45:49 AM  
Sex with a sixteen year old? That sick psychotic biatch should be locked up FOR LIFE. And have her farking ovaries removed.

/did you believe that?
//you're the one who need to be locked up
2006-04-18 12:47:21 AM  
I'm lovin' it.
2006-04-18 12:48:47 AM  
bitteroldman: Yea, real funny every one.
Until your child gets raped.

Is it funny if it's a child clown?
2006-04-18 12:48:58 AM  
Damn those 30-something lesbians. Always forcing themselves on those poor, misguided teenage girls.

/But seriously. Be who you are, just stick to your own age group.
2006-04-18 12:48:58 AM  
Ding fries are done, Ding fries are done.
2006-04-18 12:49:45 AM  
Sounds hot. Don't post pictures please because I'm sure they would only spoil my mental image.
2006-04-18 12:53:09 AM  
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You can find me between her meat curtains.....
2006-04-18 12:53:49 AM  
go to your local mcdonalds, see what that does to your mental image
2006-04-18 12:53:54 AM  
The first thing I thought of ..

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/McFishy !
/Fur-Burgers are too salty
2006-04-18 12:54:21 AM  
um...yeah. I dunno. First off, bitteroldman, the law is constucted in a way that these people are penalized under state sanctioned methods - humanity doesn't need your crazy help wtih your gun. Go take it out on some pumpkin-headed child mollester dummies if you need to vent rage.
Second, I don't know if the girl, 16, is "old enough" to understand whether or not what she did was morally right or morally wrong. If she was attracted to the woman, why not? It's like people were tellign her it's wrong because it happened; this woman was older, yes - but she wasn't a "manager" or someone who was in a position of power - the older woman served 'on occasion' as supervisor to the girl, I don't think that qualifies as a premise to exerting influence from a position of power. Granted, we have laws that prohibit these types of relations, and unfortunately for her she's subject to the consequences. Should maybe have thought twice, I dunno. It might not be so black and white, though, is all.

/just sayin'
2006-04-18 12:54:47 AM  
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Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
2006-04-18 12:54:49 AM  
Does she have Double McD's?

2006-04-18 12:55:12 AM  
I used to eat at that McDonald's all the time when I worked out that way.

Cute little rich white girls stuck out in the boondocks, if that helps the mental picture.
2006-04-18 12:55:58 AM  
I have to admit, in high school working at McDonald's I was getting more trim than a barbershop floor.
2006-04-18 12:58:28 AM  
"On Saturday, Bijaczyk was arrested on charges of unlawful sexual activity with a minor and contributing to the delinquency of a minor."

2006-04-18 12:59:30 AM  
I don't understand why this is wrong. She's 16, not 12. She's fully pubescent, has had hair in the important parts for at least a few years, and wanted to get it on with her boss.

Again, this is legislated morality and as such should be done away with. We already have rape laws, this girl wasn't raped.

/I think it's sick, too. But it wasn't rape, just stupidity.
//16 y.o.'s are dumb (in general) but they know exactly what they are doing.
2006-04-18 01:00:33 AM  
"It was about five months that we were together," the teen said. "She knew what she was doing was wrong."

This is why it's not good to sleep with jail-bait in this country. They are just looking for attention, and once they get bored of the individual attention from the sex, it's an easy process to turn it into a media circus.

As a side note, I was more lucid at 15 than the majority of people over 40 I come across. Legal consent is garbage.
2006-04-18 01:01:11 AM  
geez, Nowhereman all my dating action at my first job was from dating my cousin.

/second cousin
//didn't know it until her mom told me...
///before the actual date
////the only date: ewwww
2006-04-18 01:02:56 AM  
Forsythe P. Jones

This is the feel-good story of the year,hands down.

2006-04-18 01:03:43 AM  
It's gotta be the makeup

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2006-04-18 01:03:56 AM  
Blah blah blah. If you can go to jail for life at 12, I think you can have sex at 16. Especially hot lesbian sex.
2006-04-18 01:05:10 AM  
Whoops, I wanted to add that I work at a daycare and share your enthusiasm with the inherent 'fukkedupness' of initiating relationships with kids. A sane, rational adult person understands this basic wisdom and that is why we have laws which penalize those who do.
2006-04-18 01:05:21 AM  
bitteroldman: Look everyone, a future child molester looking for justification!

Look everyone, a blatant troll! Ignore him and he'll just fade away into the background... not unlike his high school years, I'm sure.
2006-04-18 01:06:32 AM  
bakarocket: Judging by your name, perhaps the Japanese attitudes toward humping teens has influenced your judgement? I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but yeah, one can legally boff a teen here as long as no money/gifts changes hands.
2006-04-18 01:09:25 AM  
baka the problem is she was going through psychological crisis, had a role model, if an odd choice considering she wasn't even good enough to be a full time manager of a mcdonalds at 33, and children today are not becoming more mature, as much as people wish to believe it. In fact, they are becoming less mature, making a choice at 16 and knowing of that choice, perhaps, but, to say she is fully qualified in that decision is far off, and the 33 year old should realize this.

On a lighter side -

"You're banging the slow girl on the fryer after work, they say shes dim but those titties ain't dim!" - Dave Attell
2006-04-18 01:09:38 AM  
I don't get it.. The mother moved away to get a fresh start _before_ she knew her daughter was doing her boss? A fresh start from what? A teenage girl having random emotional problems?
2006-04-18 01:10:12 AM  

1. "Although the sex was consensual, the teen was too young to legally consent."

2. A woman cannot impregnate another woman (or girl in this case)

3. I'm sorry for anything that happened to your kid, but I bet a guy did it.

Still, she should have made her not skip school to be with her, that was irresponsible IMHO. And she knew it was illegal.
2006-04-18 01:12:15 AM  
fapsyaks: perhaps the Japanese attitudes toward humping teens has influenced your judgement?

No. I don't have any desire to fark 16 year olds. In the other "civilised" nations on Earth the age of consent is 14 because before then there is a physical danger to a woman who becomes pregnant.

It shouldn't be illegal, because anything over 14 is just a moral judgement.

I.e. my morals say that farking a teenager is dumb because she would suck in bed, be emotionally clingy, and would only be banging me because I'm an "adult". I like a little more intelligence in my sex life.

Vangor: I know dude. I think it's wrong, too, I just don't think someone should be jailed for it. I'm all for social pariah-hood as a punishment for moral issues (put up a poster saying she banged a 16yo), but not jail.
2006-04-18 01:14:20 AM  
I've always found that Happy Meals make them more amiable to my suggestions.

/likes fries with it
2006-04-18 01:16:42 AM  

... as a father, ...

2006-04-18 01:19:11 AM  
monkey muffin:

Funny you mention that, one of the managers i had a thing with was my aunt's husbands's cousin by marriage. small world
2006-04-18 01:22:47 AM  
Somehow the girls situation reminded me of this.

She breaks down and cries to her husband
Daddy our baby's gone.
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
How could she do this to me.

And the adult's situation was not so sweet either. She'd been married. Probably just coming to grips with her orientation or just fed up with men for a while.
2006-04-18 01:23:17 AM  
2006-04-18 01:16:42 AM uidzero
/one ticket, fare's on me
2006-04-18 01:24:26 AM  
baka: Sorry dude... my earlier post was poorly worded. I didn't mean for it to sound like I was attacking you. In fact, I agree with you 100%. I also have no real desire to actually carry out such fantasies, but these girls know *exactly* what they're doing... especially over here, what with millions of 'em hiking up their skirts so that probably every nun on the planet can sense a disturbance in the force...
2006-04-18 01:26:40 AM  
So much anger in this thread, when so much potential for hot greasy clown she-love exists.

No peanuts with my hot fudge sundae, please!
2006-04-18 01:26:49 AM  
16 is the age of consent in many states.

Not to say that the teen wasn't dumb, but there's a fine line between doing stupid things (which everyone does, of any age), and doing something of which you have no understanding.

I hate to say this, but to call her "victim" would be a disservice to all those who were *actually* raped and/or molested. That girl knew damn well what she was doing, and probably enjoyed every minute of it.

Still, the older woman knew it was illegal, so that does not excuse her actions.
2006-04-18 01:27:52 AM  
She should have consulted: Age of Consent.

All she had to do was a road trip to Georgia and it was all nice and legal. (Transporting 16 year olds across state lines for sex is ok right????)
2006-04-18 01:28:09 AM  
Morally there is absolutely nothing wrong with this. A 16 year old girl has the presence of mind to make a decision such as this one. I would argue that (As is law in Canada, and most other reasonable nations.) the limit should most likely be at 14, although even this seems really completely arbitrary.

I've known many people aged 12-14 that are very mature, that I believe would be able to make decisions such as this. I've also people aged 14-18 who lack this ability.

I have a real problem with laws like this, as any static number is never truly representative of situation and circumstances. The legal age limit for the purchase of alcohol is the exact same. Why is it 18 in Canada, 21 in the USA, and varying all over Europe? Why is your arbitrary number correct, whereas ours aren't? The truth is that none of them are correct, they're simply the mean of what every member of our society deems fit.

Please people, quit making your moral judgements based on the law. Morality dictates law, not the other way around.
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