CarcinogenCrunchies When they start letting employees wing plates at the complaining customers, send me an application.

There's a restaurant in/near Chicago called "Ed Debevic's American Diner" where the waiters/waitresses are allowed, even encouraged, to insult and go off on the customers as much as they want if the customers are idiots. This restaurant never has any problems hiring waiters/waitresses. There's a waiting list to work there if the tales I've heard are true. I've never been there, but a couple of my cow-orkers have. (Take with several grains of salt; Reality may not correspond to stories that have passed through several tellers.)