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(Netscape)   PETA continues its quest to win friends and influence people with its new ad campaign: "Avian Flu: It's Your Fault"   (cnn.netscape.cnn.com) divider line
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crazy_gaijin
2006-03-28 12:38:16 PM  
bollox!
 
oddballgeek
2006-03-28 12:58:05 PM  
it is my fault. i have that lab in the basement and i've been doing experiments and then one of them flew away and..and...

sorry.
 
gamacrit
2006-03-28 1:02:27 PM  
I'll just add this to the ever growing list of things that are my fault.

/sectarian violence
//global warming
///the inexplicable continued on-air life of "The War at Home"
 
So_it_goes
2006-03-28 1:29:45 PM  
Avian Flu: The feathers are about to hit the anus.
 
SockMonkeyHolocaust
2006-03-28 1:52:08 PM  
I thought it was Dr. Peters' fault.
 
SteinAuf
2006-03-28 2:50:10 PM  
I thought it was Paris Hilton's fault
/thanks conan
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 2:56:33 PM  
Can't decide which of the three is stupidest: This, the campaign where they gave tofu turkeys to the homeless or the college campaign urging students to binge drink because alcohol is healthier than milk.
 
Coniferous
2006-03-28 4:11:15 PM  
gg peta.
 
Jaycatt
2006-03-28 4:11:59 PM  
Can't blame this one on San Andreas
 
shadowself
2006-03-28 4:12:04 PM  
Fark PETA and fark all the PETAphiles.
 
gnosis301
2006-03-28 4:12:21 PM  
So_it_goes

Avian Flu: The feathers are about to hit the anus.

I'll get the tar.
 
NoAssemblyReqd
2006-03-28 4:12:41 PM  
I, for one, welcome our Avian-flu-spreading overlords.
 
IChuckPens
2006-03-28 4:12:44 PM  
World hunger. My bad.
 
greaser_77
2006-03-28 4:13:33 PM  
STFU PETA!!!!!
 
khaos4k
2006-03-28 4:14:01 PM  
I broke the dam.
 
Koalaesq
2006-03-28 4:14:28 PM  
That's petarded.
 
smeag0l
2006-03-28 4:14:34 PM  
Peta only do these stupid things to get headlines.
Otherwise they get overshadowed by al queda & jessica simpson
 
Shadowknight
2006-03-28 4:15:01 PM  
You know, when some disease starts that is spread my brocolli, they are sure going to have egg on their faces.

/not litterally, of course
//because, you know, eggs are evil
///or something
 
The Third Man [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 4:15:04 PM  
Wait, I thought bird flu was being spread by bird migration. Guess it's time to kill the planet's population of wild birds, eh, PETA?
 
h2oman
2006-03-28 4:15:19 PM  
You're likely to have trouble, however, when the feathers hit your anus.
 
IHateHipHop
2006-03-28 4:15:47 PM  
khaos4k

You should really go get tested, then. God only knows what those hookers have...
 
LunaBlue
2006-03-28 4:16:08 PM  
It's all Snakes on a Plane to me.

/Dam, DAM, no I broke the dam.
 
Shadowknight
2006-03-28 4:16:17 PM  
Spread BY brocolli, that is.
 
Haruko_Haruhara
2006-03-28 4:16:29 PM  
If these guys are so compassionate , why aren't they helping the millions of their own species that are starving, dying, and being mistreated?

Nothing I hate more than people getting more jail time for beating their dog than for beating their kids.
 
halfof33
2006-03-28 4:16:36 PM  
Every time I see an article like this, I feel better and better for having hocked a huge green loogie at Peta protesters outside Northwestern those many years ago.

/yeah, that was me
//they were mad, really mad
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 4:16:37 PM  
Koalaesq

ZING! you win.
 
smoky2010
2006-03-28 4:16:47 PM  
The only way to cure Avian flu is to Choke the Chicken, Choke Every Chicken!

\\It may also cure the Kitten Flu (to be released in Asia Jan. 2007)
 
devilfunk
2006-03-28 4:17:08 PM  
[image from peta-sucks.com too old to be available]
 
ObsidianOP
2006-03-28 4:17:08 PM  
Gosh I dunno, seems reasonable really.

/not a vegetarian
 
feepness
2006-03-28 4:17:09 PM  
Crap I knew it. My bad. I really apologize about that.

And the Tsunami.
 
boutitboutit
2006-03-28 4:17:23 PM  
gnosis301: tarry stool is a sign of a peptic ulcer. You should get yourself checked out.


/the more you know
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2006-03-28 4:17:53 PM  
devilfunk

wow. just f*cking wow.
 
Wolfanoz
2006-03-28 4:17:59 PM  
Devilfunk:

That's great. LOL!
 
br4dh4x0r
2006-03-28 4:18:19 PM  
gamacrit

If The War at Home still being aired is your fault, I'd like to have a word with you.

Outside.

Now.
 
DodgerOfZion
2006-03-28 4:18:25 PM  
khaos4k no, I broke the damn.
 
LunaBlue
2006-03-28 4:19:19 PM  
9/11
Katrina
Avain Flu
Anal Warts

yep yep, all me.
 
notmyrealemail
2006-03-28 4:19:19 PM  
How can you hate on someone who loves Animals?
I love Animals!!!!!!

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[image from aperifle.sinosplice.com too old to be available]
 
Shrugging Atlas
2006-03-28 4:19:56 PM  
You almost get the sense PETA is onto the fact every rational person on the planet knows they are crazy, so now they are just trying to live up to that expectation.
 
got.loki
2006-03-28 4:20:09 PM  
mmmm PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.... i'm in..
 
the_god_ninti
2006-03-28 4:20:48 PM  
From the statement:

"The cramming together of thousands of chickens in buildings where the birds are never allowed outside and live in their own filth was an ideal breeding ground for disease"

Actually, those birds are well protected from the disease because they are inside and basically under quaranteen. It's the free range and wild birds that come into contact with other disease carrying birds that are the real problem.
 
UTKEngineer
2006-03-28 4:21:11 PM  
*sigh*

Must be time to go get a nice big Med-Rare prime rib again.

Or mebbe some ribs.

Hmm.... Ribs tonight, prime rib early next week?

Too bad deer seasons over, I've love some venison steaks, or chili, or stew, or jerky... heck venison anything.
 
spleef420
2006-03-28 4:21:41 PM  
br4dh4x0r: If The War at Home still being aired is your fault, I'd like to have a word with you.

actually, it's my fault...I just can't get enough of the daughter.
 
Jument
2006-03-28 4:22:20 PM  
Is there anything that hasn't killed more people than bird flu?

Who the fark cares? Wake me when ten thousand people have died and maybe I'll start to give a damn.

If we were all vegetarian we'd just have different things to worry about. Bad tofu, moldy sprouts, etc.
 
LunaBlue
2006-03-28 4:22:41 PM  
They say that humans are bad, let's meat 'em half way and feed them to the animals.
 
wjllope
2006-03-28 4:22:54 PM  
yep yep, all me.

all of that's o.k. w/ me, but you crossed the line when you made that Gigli movie...
damn you!
 
Dawnrazor
2006-03-28 4:23:12 PM  
Finally! Something that's not my fault!

* re-reads list of accomplishments *

... uh, nevermind.
 
Shadowknight
2006-03-28 4:23:21 PM  
UTKEngineer

I have plenty saved up in the freezer for just such an emergency. In fact, I am having some tonight. Tenderloin, wrapped in bacon, cooked on the grill with an olive oil seared marianade.

/drool...
 
platypusjones
2006-03-28 4:23:35 PM  
in order to prepare for the avian flu, i am going to innoculate myself with with buffalo sauce and shmear bleu cheese dressing all over
 
mutt
2006-03-28 4:23:36 PM  
I haven't been paying too much attention to this bird flu "scare" but if you cook your fowl there should be little to no risk, right?
 
Baron Krelve
2006-03-28 4:24:12 PM  
br4dh4x0r: If The War at Home still being aired is your fault, I'd like to have a word with you. Outside. Now.

That show is so unfunny that it makes me physically uncomfortable to watch. Seriously.
 
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