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(USA Today)   Farker featured in USA Today for, basically, being a dork. But in a cute way   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2006-03-21 05:34:32 PM  
*deep breath*
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd !

/well -- okay ... me too, but it had to be said.
way to go, kid !
2006-03-21 05:36:21 PM  
It's funny, I don't recall asking my date to the senior prom. We were going out and it was just kind of assumed.

/had a good time, broke up a little over a year later
//she was C-RAZ-EE
///but omg, so hot
2006-03-21 05:36:59 PM  
Two years ago, Stephen Bent of Bellevue, Wash., summoned his inner Romeo "in the dorkiest possible fashion." He created a "Will you go to prom with me?" website for his then-girlfriend, Ella Kazavchinskaya, complete with "I love you"-printed wallpaper.

He had to ask his girlfriend to the prom?
2006-03-21 05:38:04 PM  
Stephen Bent of Bellevue, Wash., created a website to ask Ella Kazavchinskaya to the prom two years ago. She said yes.

Kazavchinskaya? I guess the website was cheaper than the International telephone call.
2006-03-21 05:38:54 PM  
He could have just given her a note saying, "Get Bent."
2006-03-21 05:41:34 PM  
he also could have made and net-published a video
of him dancing around like a complete psycho singing
2006-03-21 05:41:41 PM  
Hey, you're gettin' laid, right? *high-five*
2006-03-21 05:48:09 PM  
My girlfriend asked me out to the prom.
2006-03-21 05:49:26 PM  
I hear that treating your girl like she doesn't matter as much as smoking pot or tricking out your car works pretty well, too.
2006-03-21 05:49:28 PM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: My girlfriend asked me out to the prom.

Only because I was already going with submitter's mom.
2006-03-21 06:43:39 PM  
i got asked to the prom by a dude...

my gf was way pissed
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-03-21 07:30:55 PM  
Imagine the quintessential pop-the-question scenario: A trail of Hershey's Kisses leads from her bedroom to her bathroom shower. A dozen red roses hang from the shower head.

If I ever think of doing that, put me out of my misery. If my girlfriend ever wants me to do that, put me out of my misery.
2006-03-21 07:37:41 PM  
That article was horrible, wtf were they talking about?
2006-03-21 07:43:04 PM  
2006-03-21 05:36:59 PM Alexis
He had to ask his girlfriend to the prom?

Well, you know, he didn't know whether she would be able to make the trip all the way from Canada.
2006-03-21 07:51:42 PM  
[image from photopile.com too old to be available]

Not so much funny, just an excuse to look at Melissa.

Congratulations, Farker, I kid, but you did good.

I had a girl try to tell me she left a trail of Hershey's Kisses from the bedroom to the bathroom. Turns out it was just something going around.
2006-03-21 07:53:41 PM  
Get Bent!
2006-03-21 08:48:55 PM  
How true... Can you imagine how many guys would start watching the news if CNN hired someone like her? It's a win-win situation -- you can ogle the one of the hottest women alive anywhere/anytime and nobody can say anything!

case and point (NSFW)"
2006-03-21 08:55:34 PM  
So who is this Farker we've heard so much about?
2006-03-21 09:03:24 PM  
case and point II (also NSFW)

Thanks for snubbing France, America. I could of *easily* had her in the sack before the whole "freedom fries" debacle. Now my chances are, like, 95% -- at best.
2006-03-21 09:53:53 PM  
MyNameIsDick: I could of *easily* had her in the sack before the whole "freedom fries" debacle.

nevermind that whole grammar comprehension thing, you go get her Dick
2006-03-21 10:04:01 PM  
I was going to ask my girlfriend to the prom, but she lived in Niagra Falls and I wasn't going to be able to take her.

2006-03-21 10:05:29 PM  
Ya made it from her bedroom to her shower. Why do you need to ask her to the prom???
2006-03-21 10:05:38 PM  
i didnt go to my hs prom.. didnt miss anything either.
2006-03-21 10:05:50 PM  
Appearently NOT a Leykis 101 student.
2006-03-21 10:05:51 PM  
I'm just posting here so that I can look at whatever the NSFW work pictures are when I get home. I also didn't know you were supposed to ask your girlfriend if she would go to prom, but hey, nice work.

/I am Canadian, we don't have prom.
//Just the Poutine and Labatt Ball. Totally different thing.
2006-03-21 10:07:15 PM  
So who the Fark is this Farkin' Farker?
2006-03-21 10:07:45 PM  
It's the_gospel_of_thomas! Hahaha!
2006-03-21 10:08:31 PM  
I hear that treating your girl like she doesn't matter as much as smoking pot or tricking out your car works pretty well, too.


Yes,chakalakasp, I've seen it myself, unfortunately to a girl I had a crush one for basically all of high school.
2006-03-21 10:08:46 PM  
She lives in Canada, met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her.
2006-03-21 10:11:51 PM  
Hey, what the hell is with people dropping articles lately? They say just "prom" instead of "the prom"? It's like those crazy limeys who always just say "hospital" instead of "the hospital". Are people really so damned lazy that they have to discard a syllable? It's really pissing me off. Aren't the people at USA Today held to some sort of standard when it comes to grammar (I know, that's kinda funny, but seriously, they are...)? Also, if journalists are this damn lazy, why have none of the posters (as of this writing) made the same mistake? How can they be contributing to this nonsense? Next thing you know they'll be writing "could of" in their articles.

As for the real subject here, yeah, the kid in the article comes off as a really lame douchebag and probably isn't getting laid. Who the hell would have to ask their girlfriend if she'd go to the prom with him? I'm guessing it's one of those situations where she didn't know she was his girlfriend. I just wonder how he managed to break into her home and arranged all that, without getting arrested, given that she probably had a restraining order out against him.
2006-03-21 10:13:17 PM  
robsul82: It's the_gospel_of_thomas! Hahaha!

Not true. Everyone knows tgot is gay.
2006-03-21 10:13:46 PM  
Is said website still around?
2006-03-21 10:14:02 PM  

Anthony Michael Hall in ... Weird Science?
2006-03-21 10:14:19 PM  
Look at the "girl," I say he's still in play.
2006-03-21 10:14:31 PM  
NewFarker: Hey, what the hell is with people dropping articles lately? They say just "prom" instead of "the prom"?

Um, dude, no one calls it "the prom". What planet are you from?
2006-03-21 10:14:59 PM  

case and point

That's "case IN point".
2006-03-21 10:15:35 PM  
I just recently tried explaining that to my sister, NewFarker.

My brother-in-law, her husband, says that crap "We had to take your dad to hospital", and he's from California...where the fark did he get that from?

I knew the Brits said it for some damn reason, but they also call a vacation a holiday, when a vacation is pretty farking clearly a vacation and a holiday is a goddamn holiday!!!
2006-03-21 10:16:09 PM  
NewFarker: How can they be contributing to this nonsense?

OH NO!! Languages change! Lock up your children!
2006-03-21 10:17:08 PM  
I already won that one, Kaw!
2006-03-21 10:17:29 PM  
Damn it, bakarocket had to go and do exactly what I was complaining about. Maybe he doesn't know better because he's a canuck, I'm not sure if they do that weird British thing too.

I know that whole "Breakfast Club" reference, but I actually knew a few guys that had used a very similar line in their teens. It was very sad at the time... now it's just really funny. Actually, it was funny then too.
2006-03-21 10:20:41 PM  
Well, it may have been cheesy, but the intention was certainly romantic, and hey, it worked, so who cares anyway?

Besides, his date is certainly nothing to sneeze at.
2006-03-21 10:22:23 PM  
Yeah, we don't have proms here in Canada, so maybe I'm not qualified to reiterate this point...but...who the hell has to ask their girlfriend to the prom? Are you worried they are going to go with someone else? Trying to get them to commit to going so they can't break up with you for the next two months? What? It makes no sense....isn't it just implied...They. Are. Your. Girlfriend.
2006-03-21 10:22:31 PM  

Your date is much hotter than you are. You are my hero.
2006-03-21 10:22:36 PM  
Best relationship I ever had was with my high school sweetheart who I dated after asking to prom.

/now she's engaged
//and pregnant
///I broke up with her
2006-03-21 10:23:25 PM  
perspective: use it or lose it.
2006-03-21 10:24:03 PM  
I am by far the manliest man on the planet, and even I smiled at how clever/cute that was
2006-03-21 10:25:21 PM  
I can at least respect people that get bent out of shape about politics, since politics can and do effect our lives, hence a healthy interest in them is important. But grammar nazis i just don't get. Bad grammar, at worst, will cause someone to go "Um, could you please be a little clearer". It's not as if "dropping articles" is going to lead to the end of human existance.
2006-03-21 10:26:24 PM  
Oh...and last year I was on a class trip to San Francisco and we were at a baseball game, and some other school was on a trip there too and they were at the same game, and this guy asked a girl out to the prom by going and standing about ten rows down from her and having everyone in the rwo yell her name and then he held up a sign...it was actually pretty sweet, except that they weren't going out already so it made sense...

/oh, and she said yes
2006-03-21 10:27:37 PM  
That takes pussy whipped puget sound boys to a whole new level.
2006-03-21 10:28:29 PM  
"Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read. Forget I mentioned it. This song has no message. Rise for the flag salute. "
--Frank Zappa
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