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(Athens Daily Review)   When just getting a divorce isn't enough - woman attempts to set ex-husband on fire.   ( athensreview.com) divider line
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2002-06-01 09:13:32 AM  
2002-06-01 09:18:48 AM  
Wish I would have thought of that!! Damn....maybe next time
2002-06-01 09:18:58 AM  
hell hath no fury like that chick
2002-06-01 09:35:35 AM  
The fire marshal's name is Bubba
2002-06-01 09:36:26 AM  
Ooooh! Is she for hire? My ex called me 4 or 5 times last night and told me he was doing heroin. And he's still in love with me and if I could just see how much he's going to change...blah blah blah. I need this lady on my side.
2002-06-01 09:47:05 AM  
That trailer is trashed.
2002-06-01 09:51:35 AM  
I thought Lisa Lopes was dead.
2002-06-01 10:15:27 AM  
I better not let my wife play with matches.....
2002-06-01 10:16:29 AM  
Their last name is 'Breedlove' and they're from Georgia. 'Nuff said.
2002-06-01 10:23:19 AM  
Ya know...articles like that really burn me up!
(oh I'm so lame)
2002-06-01 10:24:02 AM  
one hot biatch?
2002-06-01 10:24:43 AM  
"...just suppose, you're walking through the house with a can of gasoline and a flare....LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN"

Fire Marshall Bill
2002-06-01 11:53:36 AM  
Probably watched 'The Burning Bed' on USA one too many times...
2002-06-01 11:59:34 AM  
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2002-06-01 12:00:25 PM  
She is a sweetheart compared to my ex.
2002-06-01 12:09:18 PM  
I too had the vision of the Firestarter girl wandering around the trailer shooting bolts of lightning everywhere. But the sad truth is that the chick probably looks like the jumping jacks girl from last week.
2002-06-01 12:11:53 PM  
...let me have my dreams, OK!?
2002-06-01 12:51:06 PM  
As Richard Pryor said, "People get the fark out your way when you on fire"
2002-06-01 01:10:14 PM  
Sounds like an episode of "Days of Our Trailer Trash Lives".
2002-06-01 01:21:31 PM  
Couldve been worse, coulda chopped off his tallywhacker.

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Heh heh heh, whacker......

2002-06-01 01:34:02 PM  
didn't read the article. don't care.

who's the farker posting all the links to shiatty east Texas newspapers? give everything west of the trinity back to the indians, i say
2002-06-01 01:37:11 PM  
I guess he still had the...hots...for...her.
2002-06-01 01:41:03 PM  
coincidentally, I just read this morning how woody guthrie's mom did the same thing to his dad...

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2002-06-01 01:41:50 PM  
boy, talk about taking the easy way out.

i wish my X-wife would just set me on fire. would be a helluva lot less painful.
2002-06-01 02:08:27 PM  
Stupid biatch. She needs a good, solid backhand, and I ain't talkin' about tennis.
2002-06-01 02:33:59 PM  
Two words............Lorena Bobbit
2002-06-01 02:35:47 PM  
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Burn baby burn!

2002-06-01 03:01:21 PM  
i am canadian
2002-06-01 03:54:43 PM  
Some local biatch tried to stab her boyfriend ON MY PROPERTY. She was quickly chased off with my gun, and some help from the friendly neighborhood police.
2002-06-01 04:50:29 PM  
Bucket: Athens in Texas, Not Georgia.
2002-06-01 06:10:58 PM  
"but the metal home was quickly gutted"

The insurance company is expect to pay the full $150 dollars the trailor was valued at.
2002-06-01 06:29:55 PM  
Click on "home" on that page. It would be worth moving just to say "I'm from Gun Barrel City, and who in the fark are you?"
2002-06-01 07:48:12 PM  
Anyone else notice this: "Arson is a first-degree felony, which carries a sentence of from 5 to 99 years upon conviction"? Did they think that maybe since she was setting the bed on fire with him in it that they should charge her with attempted murder too?
2002-06-01 08:15:22 PM  
Of course the woman was not charged with attempted murder, because when women murder men it is called "battered wife syndrome" and not considered a crime.
2002-06-01 08:35:39 PM  
"He had some pretty good burns," Buchanan said. "He was blistered up pretty good. I imagine he was feeling it pretty good the next day."

I bet that guy went to a pretty good school.
2002-06-02 04:58:02 AM  
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"I knew these people... these two people..."
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