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(St. Petersburg Times)   Police and fire crews respond to reports of a dolphin in distress, turns out it was just a M-F-M dolphin threesome   ( sptimes.com) divider line
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2006-03-14 09:44:37 PM  
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2006-03-14 11:50:36 PM  
I saw that post on craigslist a week ago.
 
2006-03-15 12:49:07 AM  
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/obligatory
 
2006-03-15 12:50:40 AM  
god damned liberal sea mammals! and I'm sure someone is going to find a way to blame this on President Bush.
 
2006-03-15 12:51:37 AM  
Heh, the "third dolphin". I think that was in a sci-fi story somewhere, that sex in a zero-g (or water) environment was better with a third to give a helpful nudge every now and again. Hence a group of sorta-gigolos known as the Third Dolphins.
 
2006-03-15 12:53:14 AM  
That's right baby you like it dolphin style.

"They love to mate on those waters," she said. "We see that a lot. I guess it's calm and serene." ...Yeah cause "calm and serene" was what they were Totally into..

/what a bunch of fark tards
//yeah cause when I get two guys on me the first thing I think of is "calm and serene"
 
2006-03-15 12:53:33 AM  
I'm sure this guy will have a field day when he finds out about it. http://hosted.phindesigns.com/wet_goddess/ (Doesn't pop) Be sure to click on the update part. It's a hoot!
 
2006-03-15 12:56:18 AM  
What did you think a blow hole is for?
 
2006-03-15 12:58:11 AM  
We must support celibacy for aquatic life as a whole. Otherwise our children will soon be bleeding from violent threesomes and we will have only nature to blame!!
 
2006-03-15 01:00:50 AM  
Theobold Holsopple What did you think a blow hole is for?


Well ill tell you what its not for, and after I tell you this youll understand why we can never go to seaworld again
 
2006-03-15 01:09:22 AM  
skrewewe: Well ill tell you what its not for, and after I tell you this youll understand why we can never go to seaworld again

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2006-03-15 01:16:45 AM  
Dolphin secks?
 
2006-03-15 01:24:47 AM  
Pics?
 
2006-03-15 01:30:26 AM  
Was the newest Dolphin, Daunte Culpepper involved?
 
2006-03-15 01:35:24 AM  
 
2006-03-15 01:46:45 AM  

At 8:45, the Port Richey Police Department's marine unit arrived in wet suits and went down the river using two boats borrowed from a civilian.

At 9:15, the Port Richey Fire Department was called.


So, thirty minutes later, after the Police had already taken a marine unit, IN WETSUITS, someone thought the dolphins were burning?
 
2006-03-15 01:48:55 AM  
Bravo, skrewewe...THAT post is the funneh!

Port Richey is where I grew up. Locals call that river the 'Cotee. We out the tourists when they try and pronounce 'Pithlachascotee'.

The black sandals and socks with lime green shorts usually made resorting to the above unnecessary.

/Port Richey is actually not as old a town as New Port Richey.

//WTF??

///I even know Phyllis 'Grey', name spelled wrong in the article.
 
2006-03-15 01:53:49 AM  
Cryt0: Knowing the Port Richey authorities as I do...I would say yes, and that the PR Fire Department probably thought there WAS a dolphin on fire in the river. The student we voted most likely to become a roof top sniper in high school was a fifteen year veteran of their PD when I moved away in 2002.

Never trust a Karate Champ trumpet player.
 
2006-03-15 02:19:27 AM  
Please, everyone, think before doing a GIS on "mmf sex".....just fair warning!
 
2006-03-15 02:27:56 AM  
Yeah! The dolphins get it! Why can't all humans just drop their puritan monogamy and accept that we're made to be promiscuous creatures?

We should all be boning each other in supermarkets.
 
2006-03-15 03:17:27 AM  
Holly_Wight

I agree to an extent...but stay the hell away from my vegetables, kthnks.

/for the best of *everything*
//including the price
 
2006-03-15 03:48:09 AM  
It's a threeway! ...an all dolphin threeway!


/eh, it's more obscure than family guy at least
 
2006-03-15 04:03:06 AM  
Thing_One

//yeah cause when I get two guys on me the first thing I think of is "calm and serene"

Uhhh, so, youre saying this happens OFTEN in your life?!

/checks profile
//not too shabby
///dunno if id SHARE it tho..
 
2006-03-15 05:37:52 AM  
slut
 
2006-03-15 06:34:43 AM  
I'M THAT GUY:

You are the man! I can't stop laughing! Made this picture my new wallpaper.....Thanks.
 
2006-03-15 06:55:20 AM  
Thing_One
Either you fail English comprehension or I failed to realize you were making a joke. It is clear she meant the waters were calm and serene
 
2006-03-15 07:09:44 AM  
I can't find that classic Interweb page with the Guide to Human/Dolphin Sex ... hm. I remember that the author says man/dolphin sex is easy but woman/dolphin sex is very iffy since their penises are huge and muscular .. gotta be cautious.
 
2006-03-15 07:10:39 AM  
Oh, and the middle deer in that image needs to be p-shopped so that his eyes are bulging out.
 
2006-03-15 07:20:45 AM  
Oh, well Google knows all, as usual. It's the #1 search for "Dolphin Human Sex" .. that page has been around for years.

"I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit."

Indeed!
 
2006-03-15 07:22:20 AM  
Bom Chica Bow Wow.
 
2006-03-15 07:40:32 AM  
Where's Pat Robertson??!
 
2006-03-15 07:46:48 AM  
Indeed!
[image from i3.photobucket.com too old to be available]

/any excuse to sneak Lo Pan in a thread
 
2006-03-15 07:54:19 AM  
I want to know how it will be
Me and him or you and me
You both stand there with your long hair flowing
Your eyes alive, your minds are still growing
Saying to me what can we do now that we
Both love you -- I love you too
I don't really see, why can't we go on as three
You are afraid, embarrased too, no one has ever
Said such a thing to you
Your mother's ghost stands at you shoulder
A face like ice a little bit colder
Saying to you
You can not do that it breaks alll the rules
You learned in school
I don't really see, why can't we go on as three
We love each other it's plain to see
There's just one answer comes to me
Sister lovers -- water brothers
And in time maybe others
So you see what we can do
If we try something new - if you're crazy too
I don't really see, why can't we go on as three
 
2006-03-15 07:54:19 AM  
Daunte Culpepper is there for one day and he's already having sex parties in the water
 
2006-03-15 08:01:15 AM  
When I saw the lead in, I thought this was a football thread. I figured it had to do with the coach.

To quote Emily Latella: "never mind"
 
2006-03-15 08:01:22 AM  
If you thought dolphin threesomes were fun, you all haven't lived until you've experienced manatee sex.

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/Oh baby!
 
2006-03-15 08:11:35 AM  
Damn, dolphins can pull off a threesome so why can't I?
 
2006-03-15 08:16:36 AM  
Did anyone get video of this?? All I'm thinking is that a video of this on the Japanese market could really help solve the trade deficit. And, if there's a tentacled creature involved, I'm picturing a trade SURPLUS!
 
2006-03-15 08:31:26 AM  
I just read that dolphin human sex thing. Whoa. Some people are just "out there".

/Kinky
 
2006-03-15 08:31:54 AM  
they got a sweet casino boat right outa there, its not that nice, but they have the best video poker and im overall way ahead on blackjack too.


/me used to live right down the road in pinellas...
//me misses the warm weather
 
2006-03-15 08:49:38 AM  
flipper unavailable for comment.
 
2006-03-15 09:01:35 AM  
* Long before humans
___Rowed out on logs --
* We made an invention

* Care to
___Manage a try --
* At
___Menage a trois? *
 
2006-03-15 09:02:44 AM  
"We clearly have been violated," Hymen said.
 
2006-03-15 09:20:24 AM  
good ole florida farkwater. calm and serene hahahaha
 
2006-03-15 09:32:07 AM  
Oh, the Huge Manatee!
 
2006-03-15 09:34:33 AM  
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2006-03-15 09:40:59 AM  
AirForceVet: If you thought dolphin threesomes were fun, you all haven't lived until you've experienced manatee sex.

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2006-03-15 09:50:46 AM  
jak1357
Casino boat is no more.
 
2006-03-15 10:00:04 AM  
Delphis

Thanks! I laughed myself silly on the pic.

/Floridian
//Have swam with both dolphins & manatees.
///It's not recommended to stroke their undersides, especially dolphins.
////Nothing worse than having a aroused torpedo chasing after you.
 
2006-03-15 10:04:43 AM  
Well the girl dolphin certainly wasn't in distress. The odds were for once in her favor!

/Didn't RTFA
//You go girl!
///"Aw look, they have boy whores! How thoughtful..." (Obscure? Or just off topic?)
 
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