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(St. Petersburg Times)   Police and fire crews respond to reports of a dolphin in distress, turns out it was just a M-F-M dolphin threesome   ( divider line
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2006-03-15 10:10:16 AM  
ptelg: Damn, dolphins can pull off a threesome so why can't I?

There really not hard to get into

...seriously they aren't
2006-03-15 10:13:06 AM  
AirForceVet: Thanks! I laughed myself silly on the pic.

Ah, I did nothing but repost the old Fark cliche pic, but hey, someone's got to keep them alive - and this time the subject is actually about manatees!

I laughed audibly at 'Nothing worse than having a aroused torpedo chasing after you.'.. oh man, that's not right.
2006-03-15 10:16:54 AM  
2006-03-15 10:27:40 AM  

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2006-03-15 10:29:23 AM  
I once heard that dolphins are the only other mammal, besides a few higher-apes and us, that have sex casually. That is, they also have sex other than procreation reasons. can any zoology farkers verify?
2006-03-15 10:41:23 AM  
That's disgusting. Thankfully I'm sure there's a law against it and if there isn't then it's Bush's fault.
2006-03-15 10:45:49 AM  
2006-03-15 10:58:36 AM  
10:30, Dolphins begin filming second scene of "Doll Fins In Heat"
2006-03-15 11:01:09 AM  
lol, WTF is that Albert?
2006-03-15 11:21:17 AM  
Yep, dolphins have sex just for the fun of it. They're really very dirty creatures :)
2006-03-15 11:29:22 AM  

I thought it was

/definately NSFW
//NSF Life
2006-03-15 11:40:56 AM  
Freakin Rican, I dunno man. I found the picture on Fark a few weeks ago. I think it was a kitten born with one eye. I used my awesome paint skills to enhance it with my version of the ORLY owl.
2006-03-15 11:47:49 AM  
Every time you have sex with a dolphin, god kills a huge manatee.

/had to get the cliches in
2006-03-15 11:56:08 AM  
Artman! WTF?

"One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them."

It seems this stupid cuddling thing has spread beyond the human species. What ever happened to rolling over and falling asleep?
2006-03-15 12:15:05 PM  

Very cool. Never seen a one eyed kitten. Did see a baby rat with no mouth. It was really tough to kill it since the lab used an oral dose of sodium pentobarbitol. I hate going away from protocol.

/FYI if Osteoclast inhibitors get passed, don't take them if you are preggers.
2006-03-15 12:16:59 PM  
I wonder if dolphins have any F-M-F threesomes? I highly recommend them myself, based on personal experience.
2006-03-15 12:25:17 PM  
TJ36: What ever happened to rolling over and falling asleep?

My gf does that. I like it.
2006-03-15 12:33:12 PM  
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GIS for "mmf"
2006-03-15 01:02:07 PM  
Catsaregreen and artman... O_o

Well, that's something new...

You know, I'll bet that that book would probably be a decent seller, just because people will pick it up wondering "what the heck is this?!"

You can't say it doesn't stand out from the crowd. :p

I'm actually curious enough to begin reading it... although I may regret that decision...
2006-03-15 02:03:05 PM  
Psumek, thanks for the heads up!
2006-03-15 03:35:31 PM  
Dolphins do it on porpoise.

2006-03-15 03:47:21 PM  
I love how the author of that dolphin sex FAQ signs his name "Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn".

Yeah, that guy doesn't have issues.
2006-03-15 03:56:36 PM  

Of course he has issues. He wrote a FAQ guide to having sex w/ dolphins. He spent time figuring this out. That guy is patient and perverted.
2006-03-15 10:47:07 PM  
Teh hawtz0r dawlfin SEXXORIZING! woot.

\first thing that cameto mind. Fark has ruined me.
2006-03-16 12:51:45 AM  
They call him farker...farker ...faster than lightning....etc.
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