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(MSNBC)   Oregon highways are safe for cuddling now after woman gets ticket tossed   ( divider line
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2006-03-13 09:59:32 AM  
But what about her salad?
2006-03-13 10:20:36 AM  
Engrish plz?
2006-03-13 10:21:56 AM  

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/looks for any excuse to use picture
2006-03-13 10:25:15 AM  
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"
2006-03-13 10:25:24 AM  
'Scuse me, what?
2006-03-13 10:25:38 AM  
Okay. That headline doesn't even make a smidgin of sense.
2006-03-13 10:25:54 AM  
I've read that headline four times and I have no idea what the f it means.
2006-03-13 10:26:32 AM  
What does the headline mean again?
2006-03-13 10:26:37 AM  
Safe for cuddling...?
2006-03-13 10:26:40 AM  
But are they safe from incomprehensible headlines?
2006-03-13 10:26:44 AM  
She sounds a little clingy, to me.

But I guess that's nice, from a wife. To a point.

/ not married
// wonders what VW's "My Fast" critter has to say about this
2006-03-13 10:27:01 AM  
That's the most coherent headline I've read in a long time.

/Dare to be different
2006-03-13 10:27:06 AM  
2006-03-13 10:27:16 AM  
wha? is that english?
2006-03-13 10:27:23 AM  
oh and yeah, the headline suxxorz
2006-03-13 10:28:06 AM  
Good to know the Oregon roads are greenlighted for a knob schlob.
2006-03-13 10:28:15 AM  
Kudos to submitter for allowing his/her 7 year old child write that headline.
2006-03-13 10:28:25 AM  
now = for?

Why do I doubt they were just cuddling?

Don't all redneck chicks ride in the center seat of the pickup truck?
2006-03-13 10:28:39 AM  
anybody have the fark-to-english, english-to-fark dictionary?
\asploding cortex
2006-03-13 10:29:21 AM  
and my comment, apparently
2006-03-13 10:29:34 AM  
It's got to be "for", instead of "now", like RandomPrecision said.
2006-03-13 10:29:42 AM  
Headline should have read: Oh foolish fate, to be so blind. To come before and leave behind. It cannot was.

/so goodly English I am speaking, no?
2006-03-13 10:29:50 AM  
Engrish bad to gone no good. Purpose of understanding is not thorough. Oregon has the town in which Salem is.

//deciphering is fun
2006-03-13 10:29:58 AM  
...wanted to comment on incoherent headline, but all you farkers beat me to it. WTF?
2006-03-13 10:30:03 AM  
This thread gave me wood!
2006-03-13 10:30:05 AM  
"are now safe [for]"

/not submitter
2006-03-13 10:31:25 AM  
Worst headline of the day!
2006-03-13 10:32:18 AM  
I have no idea what that headline means.
2006-03-13 10:33:13 AM  
Okay, now the actual thread...(and I didn't catch the Engrish headline until I looked at it a second time).

By now we all know that traffic laws are more dependent on the mood of the ticketing officer than anything else. Sure, the officer most likely issued the ticket on the grounds that it was a repeat offence, but considering that they didn't actually break any laws, I'm thinking cop on power trip.
2006-03-13 10:33:27 AM  
I'd sue the little gestapo wannabe for harassment. Just another room temperature IQ thug who became a cop rather then work for a living. Crap on a stick he tried to write a ticket for CUDDLING? Yet more proof police don't solve crime they generate revenue.

/meh revenue generation is the only real duty I guess.
//things to do with actual crime Aren't.
2006-03-13 10:34:42 AM  
"'Now I'm stuck way over by the window and can barely even reach my husband,' she said."

This is the dumbest story ever.
2006-03-13 10:35:20 AM  
Stick shifts and safety belts
Bucket seats have all got to go
When I'm driving in the car
It makes my baby seem so far
I neeeed you here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat...
2006-03-13 10:36:58 AM  
~ shakes fist at AnthraxRipple ~

Beat me to it...
2006-03-13 10:37:02 AM  
Can anyone recommend a dentist?
Excuse me while I go find something to be mean to.
2006-03-13 10:37:57 AM  
Tater Tots!!!
2006-03-13 10:39:07 AM  
Now is yesterday's for.

To-morrow, who nows?
2006-03-13 10:39:38 AM  
Instead of that headline, how about these lyrics:

Stick-shifts and safety belts,
Bucket seats have all got to go.
When we're driving in the car,
It makes my baby seem so far.
I need you here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat.
I need you to be here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat.

But when we're driving in my Malibu,
It's easy to get right next to you.
I say, "Baby, scoot over, please."
And then she's right there next to me.
I need you here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat.
I need you to be here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat.

Well a lot of good cars are Japanese.
But when we're driving far,
I need my baby,
I need my baby next to me.

Well, stick-shifts and safety belts,
Bucket seats have all got to go.
When we're driving in the car,
It makes my baby seem so far.
I need you here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat.
I need you to be here with me,
Not way over in a bucket seat.
2006-03-13 10:40:33 AM  
Ohh, he headline write good.
2006-03-13 10:42:55 AM  
That headline gave me a major headache.
2006-03-13 10:43:36 AM  
Having RTFA, I am now going to be ferociously and violently ill.
2006-03-13 10:44:08 AM  
I hope that this isn't the 'with a better headline' headline.
2006-03-13 10:44:13 AM  
Spacious, indeed.

[image from too old to be available]

'88 5th Avenue.
Nice ride, Clyde.
2006-03-13 10:44:45 AM  
The story says it's safe for cuddling in the middle seat w/ only a lapbelt for an adult, it didn't say anything about road-head.
2006-03-13 10:44:59 AM  
Headline = bad
Article = Sad

Dear god lady, you think being in the passenger seat is too far from your hubby wubby? *Gack* Please never have kids, you're pathetic.
2006-03-13 10:47:26 AM  
I agree with the headline rant. Unless the submitter is a big Kevin Nealon (subliminal man) fan. In which case, its funny.
2006-03-13 10:47:39 AM  
When we the thread gets greenlighted does somebody not look read at the headline for to make sure that it is being correct gramatically?

/road head = good
2006-03-13 10:55:38 AM  
Not to worry. They're just coming up on their second wedding anniversary. In another six months, this will be a moot point :)
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-03-13 10:58:39 AM  
Oregon law states: "A person commits the offense of driver operation with obstructing passenger if the person is operating a vehicle when another person is in the operator's lap or in the operator's embrace."
2006-03-13 10:58:48 AM  
I got the headline right off... Has no one ever gotten head while driving?

//too many sexually repressed drivers in this thread.
2006-03-13 11:01:33 AM  
I just hope he keeps this article to remind her, in about five years, what she was like when they first got married.

"Look, honey, you used to fight John Q. Law just to be close to me!!"
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