A little about myself: I hate cheating. But I love RC Pro-Am. A paradox? Only if you consider the orange car a cheat. Some might say that the orange car is just part of the challenge. A car that, on a whim, hits a top speed that is roughly triple that of the other racers.

I say it's a cheap way to get more mileage out of the game. But that's probably because I never did finish track 24. Most of the time I couldn't finish track 22. Track 22, you five-lapped, oil-soaked whore. There aren't enough roll cages in the world to express how I feel about you.

Thanks a lot, Rare. It's easy to hate you now. Now you wear the face of the evil computing empire. But back then, you were just a little British software company, and I was maladroit and naive.