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(Some Guy)   Jennifer Tilly chooses poker over Oscars   (thecelebritycafe.com) divider line
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GrooveMonkeyZero
2006-03-07 5:14:39 PM  
Jeez I love that woman.
 
R.A.Danny
2006-03-07 5:18:18 PM  
I'd poker

/obvious and childish
 
dj_bigbird
2006-03-07 5:19:28 PM  
Rottenassdan beat me to it.
 
Zabbadizzat
2006-03-07 5:20:09 PM  
Who needs a poker face when everyone's staring at your tits?
 
R.A.Danny
2006-03-07 5:20:37 PM  
dj_bigbird: beat me to it

Great minds and all...
 
faxinator
2006-03-07 5:24:55 PM  
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear as they say.
 
albert71292
2006-03-07 5:26:45 PM  
Whatever happened to her sister Meg?
 
dj_bigbird
2006-03-07 5:27:26 PM  
In honor of this thread, I think I'll watch Bound tonight. Or maybe The Getaway. Or Dancing at the Blue Iguana.

/gonna need some Gatorade and handiwipes
 
faxinator
2006-03-07 5:28:48 PM  
[image from pokerpages.com too old to be available]
 
dj_bigbird
2006-03-07 5:28:52 PM  
Nothing on IMDB about Meg Tilly since 1995.
 
vliam
2006-03-07 5:29:12 PM  
She'll be livin' in a van down by the river inside of a year.
 
faxinator
2006-03-07 5:30:36 PM  
I'd like to see her hole cards.
I'd go all in on her.
No matter what she's holding, she always has a pair.
 
faxinator
2006-03-07 5:35:12 PM  
Hey, I just found out she's dating Phil "The Unabomber" Laak. Lucky bastard.
 
SpinStopper
2006-03-07 5:40:14 PM  
I admire her priorities ;)
 
charliekwalker!
2006-03-07 6:24:12 PM  
Submitter: Like she has ever or will ever have a chance of winning anything at the academy awards....
 
robsul82
2006-03-07 6:30:18 PM  
Jennifer Tilly's an Academy Award nominated actress, I'll have you know. Supporting Actress for a Woody Allen movie, I believe.

/why's it unfair for women like her to play poker?
//she starts off every hand with a big pair
///ba da bum
 
vid
2006-03-07 6:50:45 PM  
She also chose Corky over Ceaser.

Gotta love a girl that thinks outside the box.
 
jmak48
2006-03-07 6:53:55 PM  
Someone post some more pics please

[image from img112.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
Gooseycheeks
2006-03-07 6:54:06 PM  
Rottenassdan beat me to it.

I always beat it to her...
 
Mad Ogre
2006-03-07 6:54:09 PM  
What year was "The Crew" made? Was that her latest?
 
HenryJames
2006-03-07 6:55:15 PM  
Didn't she also 'choose' Seed of Chucky?
 
Dear_Leader
2006-03-07 6:56:03 PM  
ME thinks she won for that woody allen movie
 
ol_gill
2006-03-07 6:56:22 PM  
nice... i personally chose beer and video games over the oscars
 
Don't be a Cool_Arrow!
2006-03-07 6:57:29 PM  
Betcha she could...

Throw-ya and blow-ya before you could flip'er and schtick'er!
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2006-03-07 6:57:37 PM  
/Goes off to watch "Bound" again.
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2006-03-07 6:58:45 PM  
Me thinks link hath become farkedeth.
 
fr3nch_com
2006-03-07 6:59:01 PM  
faxinator: I'd like to see her hole cards.
I'd go all in on her.
No matter what she's holding, she always has a pair.

you won!!
 
ImJustaTroll
2006-03-07 6:59:52 PM  
[image from i17.photobucket.com too old to be available]
Bandwidth may not last..
 
BobtheFascist
2006-03-07 6:59:56 PM  
Jeeennnnnifer Tiiillllllyyyy, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Seriously, I didn't even know the Oscar's were on. Haven't cared since I left LA.
 
Monkey's Knuckle
2006-03-07 7:00:27 PM  
It sounds to me like Oscar had first choice.

Good luck with the cards, you forgettable bimbo nonentity.
 
Vorpal
2006-03-07 7:01:22 PM  
I always enjoyed her role in "Let it Ride" w/ Richard Dreyfuss.
 
fr3nch_com
2006-03-07 7:01:34 PM  
Shostie: Me thinks link hath become farkedeth.

yeah, link is pwnt for me too
 
sharkeyca
2006-03-07 7:04:33 PM  
*boing*
 
el_kabong777
2006-03-07 7:04:34 PM  
jmak48

That's funny.
 
The Saint of Killers
2006-03-07 7:04:55 PM  
jmak48

Someone post some more pics please

[image from cybercomm.nl too old to be available]

Jennifer Tilly rules all them skinny blond waifs.
 
Lil' Johnny
2006-03-07 7:05:09 PM  
She poked fun at herself in Seed of Chucky. Speaking of poker.
 
Harry Balsagna
2006-03-07 7:05:14 PM  
Hey, has anyone noticed that she has huge tits? Cause she does. Just thought I'd point that out.
 
M Bison
2006-03-07 7:05:35 PM  
Jennifer Tilly was actually the winner of the Ladies World Poker Tour last year.

She's a hell of a poker player.
 
I_Wish_I_Could_Quit_You
2006-03-07 7:05:38 PM  
HenryJames: Didn't she also 'choose' Seed of Chucky?

Skip that one and watch her in BRIDE of Chucky instead.
 
Stratos
2006-03-07 7:08:25 PM  
most.annoying.voice.ever.
 
UberNeuman
2006-03-07 7:08:26 PM  
I'd like to Poke-her....

/just needed to be said again...
 
TMBGfreak
2006-03-07 7:08:35 PM  
[image from img.aftonbladet.se too old to be available]

mmm...
 
robsul82
2006-03-07 7:08:40 PM  
No, she lost the Oscar to Dianne Wiest. But she sure has bigger tits than Dianne Wiest!
 
WBlows
2006-03-07 7:10:01 PM  
Me like Ms.Tilly, for long time....
That sexy and smart too, what a pair
 
Epsilon
2006-03-07 7:10:16 PM  
I'd like to get lost in those mountains for a while.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2006-03-07 7:11:04 PM  
Harry Balsagna: Hey, has anyone noticed that she has huge tits?


Yeah.. but check out that pair of lips on her! So scintillatingly sumptuous!

Going to hell for hotlinking this..

[image from web.ukonline.co.uk too old to be available]
 
aptracy
2006-03-07 7:11:43 PM  
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]
/FYI...This is how to impress big busted Oscar nominees.
 
Kickstart UF
2006-03-07 7:13:16 PM  
I'd poker with my oscar.
 
markpitts
2006-03-07 7:14:40 PM  
Please don't forget her as Celia in Monsters Inc.
[image from laughingplace.com too old to be available]>
 
oldeschool17
2006-03-07 7:16:55 PM  
need more nude scenes from her in movies.. And not 20 second faux lesbian clips too. Full frontal hardcore lez snatch. yes.
 
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