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2002-05-28 04:01:20 PM  

2002-05-28 04:02:13 PM  
2002-05-28 04:04:06 PM  
man this new fark is ugly...and its prompting some kinda debug with my IE...

what the fark?

2002-05-28 04:05:10 PM  


2002-05-28 04:05:39 PM  
Whose Ewan McGregor? That's Obi Won.
2002-05-28 04:07:00 PM  
good god! i hear my g/f talk about this guy on an hourly basis and now he shows up on this new and unimproved fark!?!? the world is coming to an end!! run everybody run!!!!
2002-05-28 04:07:14 PM  
newfark reminds me of a freshly installed windows 98
2002-05-28 04:07:20 PM  
Um...not that my submissions are ever accepted anyway, but the "submit a link" thing ain't working.
2002-05-28 04:07:31 PM  
New Fark has adopted the Wilwheaton.com, question your sexuallity color scheme.
2002-05-28 04:07:59 PM  
Looks like he could use a grease gun...

oh yeah..... the new fark is nasty.
2002-05-28 04:08:03 PM  
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"RENTON: I hate being A Total Farker. We're the lowest of the farking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate Something Awful, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are moderated by wankers. We can't even pick a decent person to be moderated by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shiate state of affairs and all the new HTML tables in the world will not make any farking difference.

2002-05-28 04:13:10 PM  
Sigh. Ewan McGregor. I have a cool pic from Moulin Rouge. A friend of mine gave me a frame out of the movie as he was tearing it down to send it back to the distributor. Sigh again. He's really cute, but, no beard please. :)
2002-05-28 04:17:14 PM  
Does NOTHING for me...
2002-05-28 04:24:55 PM  
NEWFARK smells funny
2002-05-28 04:28:09 PM  
This is more than scary for a cute guy:

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2002-05-28 04:28:44 PM  
I drool over ewan...but those pictures...bleh
2002-05-28 04:34:37 PM  
Ahhhhhhhh, thanks for the eye candy whoever submitted this link. Seriously, though, I like Ewan for his acting. Seriously, I do. But the eye candy part and the nice accent don't detract from the experience one bit. :D
2002-05-28 04:39:20 PM  
he's kinda pretty, but not like stare at his picture and drool hot... great actor though.
2002-05-28 04:41:01 PM  
I think I just creamed my panties. *oooops!* Not wearing any...heh heh. EWAN is HOT, he can act and he can sing too. I just watched him in Velvet Goldmine and he reminded me of the late Kurt Cobain. He's OH SO FAB.
2002-05-28 04:41:02 PM  
Fark has changed---eeeeew. But what Fark really needs (ATTENTION ADMINS-subtle, I know), is a "preview post" button before we post something or submit a link. It would probably cut down on the number of screw ups.
[/ gets off soapbox]

*goes back to Ewan gallery*
2002-05-28 04:41:14 PM  
I don't like new fark.
I don't like Ewan McGregor.
We need a girl to evaluate weener links.
Drew have you had a stroke this afternoon?
2002-05-28 04:42:33 PM  
I hate weeners links!
2002-05-28 04:43:10 PM  
the link colors on a lot of the pages are really garish.
2002-05-28 04:43:18 PM  
How about Ewan McGregor dics (not safe for work)?

As far as this new Fark-look goes, Whatever. As one of my ex-boyfriends Richard Butler used to say, "The only thing that's gonna stay the same is change."
Oh yeah, and then my other ex-boyfriend David Bowie used to say, "Turn and face the strange changes."
My favorite, though, is from my most recent ex, who is apparently downtown asking, "Got any spare change?" Bwahahahaaaaaahhhh!!!!
2002-05-28 04:43:42 PM  
Addendum: He has a really long schlong.
2002-05-28 04:44:58 PM  
oh, but ewan is definitely cute. especially when he's smoking.
2002-05-28 04:47:02 PM  
With a beard he kind of looks like Kenneth Branagh, yeah? (ugh)
2002-05-28 04:48:16 PM  
i'm not a fan of the beard... on ewan or anyone else.
2002-05-28 04:51:32 PM  
Nope, no beards. I agree. And yes, on Ewan, the beard does make him look like Kenneth Branagh.
2002-05-28 04:52:48 PM  
hehe AnonyMouse, i just read your bio. maybe ewan can help you win an oscar! :)
2002-05-28 04:56:50 PM  
I second the long schlong, and add that it's wide too. If you have seen the movie 'The pillow book' you know what I mean. His wife is a *LUCKY* lady.
2002-05-28 04:58:06 PM  
Ewan rocks. He and Yoda were the only things worth watching in Episode II. Personally, I sometimes like facial hair, but have to agree that in this case he looks better clean shaven.

Hytes Have you been reading Sedaris? (Is it from 'Me talk pretty one day' where he talks about his awful breakup with Mike tyson? Absolutly hillarious!)
2002-05-28 04:59:57 PM  
i loved "me talk pretty one day"!
2002-05-28 05:02:51 PM  
Come on, let's have better-looking weeners than this loser. He hasn't looked decent since Trainspotting.
2002-05-28 05:03:27 PM  
What is Sedaris?
2002-05-28 05:04:07 PM  
Jacqui0h me too. I love David Sedaris period, he's brilliant. Have you ever seen him read from one of his stories? If not, try and track one of his readings down, they are pricless and he does them pretty frequently.
2002-05-28 05:04:54 PM  
I like Ewan's "now" look.

He gets The Minister of Weeners stamp of approval.

Once I get a stamp.
2002-05-28 05:05:19 PM  
david sedaris. author of me talk pretty one day among others. hilarious! also contributes to teh great radio show on NPR "this american life"

ewan is cute, without the beard, but he's no jeremy irons.
2002-05-28 05:07:11 PM  
Sorry, Hytes Xian he's an author. David Sedaris writes some of the funniest damn short stories I have ever read. Your post above reminded me of one of his stories from his most recent book.
2002-05-28 05:14:13 PM  
I think you can hear him reading some of his stuff at


still...maybe, huh...i dunno.
2002-05-28 05:17:00 PM  
Thank you to whoever posted this! LOL! (no that's not sarcasm)
2002-05-28 05:18:20 PM  
Weeners links are the best - 'cos it's the best place to find Farkettes.
2002-05-28 05:24:08 PM  
Volvogirl / cheeziedanish
I don't know who you girls have been sleeping with, but Ewan's weener is a far cry from being big.
Ewan's SCHLONG in Velvet Goldmine
2002-05-28 05:27:18 PM  
I dunno, maybe he had a semi when I saw it. I think thats a pretty impressive girth for flaccid in that pic.
2002-05-28 05:27:30 PM  
Just Mytwocents, the new Fark looks soooo crappy!

Ewen......I dunno, didn't look......
2002-05-28 05:27:52 PM  
Femme_fatale I haven't seen the flick in question, but from the link that doesn't look like, um, he's reached his full potential. Am I wrong?
2002-05-28 05:29:34 PM  
Yea he's hot...especially in Trainspotting...one of the best movies ever IMHO.
2002-05-28 05:29:49 PM  
I like the new fark look. Am I the only one?
2002-05-28 05:33:20 PM  
Hey Jacqui....I can think of several things Ewan can *help* me with... :)
2002-05-28 05:34:22 PM  
..fuzzym. it is growing on me.
Volvogirl- he must have had a semi, I'll have to look for it whenever I see that movie. Until then I'm not impressed ;)
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