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tooll
2006-02-14 3:50:43 PM  
I would be devastated to hear this if I gave a rat's ass.
 
Slater_Hill
2006-02-14 3:51:17 PM  
I'm stunned, stunned I tells ya!
 
SpongBub
2006-02-14 3:51:53 PM  
I'm starting to have some respect for the girl after all (if this is true). She pretended to be a Scientology-nutjob long enough to get his sperm and now she'll get lots of his money for 18 years. Good job, Katie - and people said she couldn't act.
 
Crackhead Ben
2006-02-14 3:53:39 PM  
hm, not that I care...

but...

Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

Theyll share custody, says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katies and the babys financial well-being for life. Tom will set up Katie and the baby, adds the pal."

At least he's taking care of his kid...
 
glenlivid
2006-02-14 3:55:11 PM  
Well ladies, one rich, crazy, brainwashed, nut-job is back on the market!
 
MoriyaMug
2006-02-14 3:55:25 PM  
Crackhead Ben: At least he's taking care of his kid...

He has no right to do otherwise.
 
albo
2006-02-14 3:58:04 PM  
At least he's taking care of his kid...

if we're 100 percent sure it's his. in any event, she deserves compensation for being a part of his crazy, crazy life
 
Farkshower1972
2006-02-14 3:59:37 PM  
This is going to put a dent into www.freekatie.com's bottom line...
 
Number23
2006-02-14 4:01:07 PM  
Finally, Oprah's couch is safe.

/won't somebody please think of the furniture
 
Thera
2006-02-14 4:02:05 PM  
If those two crazy kids can't make it, who can?
 
farkncorey
2006-02-14 4:02:15 PM  
Now she won't need any more of those anti-depressant drugs Tommy wouldn't let her take in the first place ...
 
playblu
2006-02-14 4:02:42 PM  
glenlivid

Well ladies gents, one two rich, crazy, brainwashed, nut-job is nut-jobs are back on the market!

Fixed that for you.
 
buttless_pants
2006-02-14 4:03:36 PM  
Hollywood makes me sick sometimes. I mean....

jeez nevermind
 
Jaboobinator
2006-02-14 4:04:41 PM  
Isn't she pregnant? That's weak.
 
neglogon [TotalFark]
2006-02-14 4:05:04 PM  
"I'm BACK in the game."
/crappy quote from a crappier movie
 
Jaboobinator
2006-02-14 4:05:19 PM  
Thera: If those two crazy kids can't make it, who can?

You and me babe! How 'bout it?

/Dire Straits lyric
 
alonzinator
2006-02-14 4:06:31 PM  
Crackhead Ben: At least he's taking care of his kid...

oh for the Chris Rock joke about wanting a medal for taking care of yer kids....
 
Thera
2006-02-14 4:08:35 PM  
Jaboobinator: You and me babe! How 'bout it?

You're being glib.
 
Jaboobinator
2006-02-14 4:10:19 PM  
Thera: You're being glib.

I know the history of Dire Straits. You don't, Thera.
 
ceremony_1968
2006-02-14 4:11:05 PM  
What? No stunning update on tomcruiseisnuts.com??
 
Thera
2006-02-14 4:13:23 PM  
Jaboobinator: I know the history of Dire Straits. You don't, Thera.

Heh.
 
meshman
2006-02-14 4:13:58 PM  
" the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home though sleeping in separate bedrooms through the summer."

Like it's been any different up till now. Watch the baby be black. :)
 
p-e-t-e
2006-02-14 4:15:02 PM  
Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes raise the child as part of the Scientology cult.

There...all fixed now.
 
peck
2006-02-14 4:15:51 PM  
Hail Eris. Blessed be Our Lady of Discord.
 
Not Available
2006-02-14 4:16:00 PM  
the couple will live in his Beverly Hills home though sleeping in separate bedrooms through the summer.

Fair enough. It's worked for them so far.

Then, presumably, they'll announce a separation but Tom plans to buy Katie a home nearby so he can visit his child whenever he wishes.

They'll share custody, says the friend, who claims the couple are drawing up a legal document to provide for Katie's and the baby's financial well-being for life. Tom will set up Katie and the baby, adds the pal.

The thing that makes this truly creepy is that it is right out of Michael Jackson's playbook.
 
glenlivid
2006-02-14 4:16:02 PM  
playblu: That is the only time I've had my post fixed and thought it was funny (most of the time it's just annoying). Well played, sir!
 
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste
2006-02-14 4:16:12 PM  
For the longest time, I thought Weird Al was the lead singer of Dire Straits.
 
Cerebral Ballsy
2006-02-14 4:17:18 PM  
They're only going to break up long enough for her to have drugs during her delivery (and scream if she wants).

/Tom's alien seed
 
Sussman
2006-02-14 4:17:33 PM  
That'll learn her.
 
nin_man
2006-02-14 4:18:02 PM  
I'm so happy to hear this, I jumped up on a couch.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2006-02-14 4:18:45 PM  
Jaboobinator: Isn't she pregnant? That's weak.

Why?
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2006-02-14 4:21:57 PM  
They both agreed that the marriage wouldnt work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.

Maybe she was hoping he'd learn to like sticking "Little Tom" into something other than some other guy's cornhole.

I doubt the conception was natural.
 
fenrael23
2006-02-14 4:23:01 PM  
You mean, Tom shaved off his beard?
/he's gay
//not that there's anything wrong with that
 
st_gulik
2006-02-14 4:32:50 PM  
Jaboobinator: Thera: You're being glib.

I know the history of Dire Straits. You don't, Thera.


I thought it was the Bee Gees...Wasn't Barry a Bee Gee?
 
st_gulik
2006-02-14 4:33:48 PM  
peck: Hail Eris. Blessed be Our Lady of Discord.


Don't forget your hotdogs!

/I'll spread the word.
 
FortKnox
2006-02-14 4:52:24 PM  
Wow... I'm truely surprised. Actually sickened at the news.

I bet a guy it wouldn't last 3 months, and now I owe him $100. Guess Katie is just a slow learner...
 
Heroic Poser
2006-02-14 4:53:27 PM  
Who's gonna buy her beer now?
 
ArbitraryConstant
2006-02-14 4:54:21 PM  
That's a big video.
 
ArbitraryConstant
2006-02-14 4:56:00 PM  
Wrong threadowned!
 
radiofreewill [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2006-02-14 4:57:28 PM  
Well that's just great. If these two wide-eyed, innocent kids can't make it in this world...

Oh, right, it's Tom & Katie. Take two, in 3, 2, 1...

Well that's just great. If this wide-eyed brainwashed homosexual and that reasonably attractive girl desprate for publicity can't make it in this world, what hope is there for the rest of us?
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2006-02-14 5:02:08 PM  
The more feminine and less attractive of the two has a fivehead.
 
we_hates
2006-02-14 5:19:25 PM  
I wonder who his publicist will pick to replace her.
 
Farked!
2006-02-14 5:20:14 PM  
I guess Tom just learned that a contract isn't enforceable when one of the parties signing is insane.

Way to go Katie, you are one smart cookie.
 
Clavis
2006-02-14 5:31:15 PM  
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kab
2006-02-14 5:40:35 PM  
Now, where did that pesky CARE get to? I can't find it anywhere!!
 
todangst
2006-02-14 5:40:48 PM  
I'm starting to suspect that this "Tom Cruise" person might be a homosexual.
 
dewihafta
2006-02-14 5:41:33 PM  
Now he can finally come out!!!
 
peter_hook
2006-02-14 5:42:00 PM  
She gave him herpes.

He gave her a baby and wealth for the rest of her life.

Smartness:

Katie > Tom
 
Khardynyl
2006-02-14 5:42:14 PM  
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Cruise is a class A homosexualist.
 
sir_nose
2006-02-14 5:42:15 PM  
Pray for Omarion
 
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