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2002-05-22 10:18:03 AM  
2002-05-23 04:17:16 AM  
Farkers have clicked on the above link 28 times

Shouldn't that say farkettes?
2002-05-23 04:18:22 AM  
Jose Canseco dated Madonna just to get to her dancers in the tight "look at my package!" shorts.
2002-05-23 04:20:37 AM  
What good are beefcake pics if they all look like gay resume pics?....

2002-05-23 04:21:57 AM  
Do we really need the giant "NOT-GAY" disclaimer? Do we really care? I mean, I'm not attracted to gay porn in the slightest, but this isn't gay porn. Frankly, I don't give a shiat if a good looking guy is gay. I don't care if he's a good looking gay baseball player. I don't care if he's a baseball player.

Leave the guys alone and just let them be sexy. Who gives a crap what their personal sexuality is.
2002-05-23 04:25:11 AM  
Yeah, yeah! And how do YOU know they are NOT-GAY, huh? huh?
2002-05-23 04:27:47 AM  
TheBitingFaery It's part of a joke...the NOT GAY thing, it was in a thread the other day about some guy in NY saying that some baseball players were gay...or something like that.
2002-05-23 04:32:16 AM  
Bobby Valentine officially announces the opening of "which NY Met is gay" season (safe for work)

from yesterday. Fark does have waaaaay too many links nowadays.
2002-05-23 04:36:02 AM  
I thought "Feh, baseball players. Where are the hockey players?" until I saw this:

[image from retrocrush.com too old to be available]

Then I thought: "No, I still want to see hockey players"
2002-05-23 04:39:17 AM  
"It's part of a joke...the NOT GAY thing, it was in a thread the other day about some guy in NY saying that some baseball players were gay...or something like that. "

Which continues my point of: WHO CARES? I'm sure plenty of professional athletes are gay but don't want to come out because they know it'll ruin their careers. And the fact that it would ruin their careers is a sad, sad thing.

My whole point is, why on earth do we care if they're gay or not? Let the poor guy come out without being scared out of his mind to do so. Let it be so that the guy's lover doesn't have to threaten him with public outing because the secrecy was ruining their relationship.

Let the more men love who they want to love. It doesn't matter.
2002-05-23 04:40:39 AM  
"more men love "

Ahem. That was supposed to say: "poor men." It's late. Give me a break.
2002-05-23 04:45:37 AM  
Shouldn't that say farkettes?

2002-05-23 04:51:07 AM  
Show me this guy [image from coloradoavalanche.com too old to be available] shirtless (or better yet:naked) and then I'll be happy
2002-05-23 04:51:11 AM  
I agree... that was quite immature to add "NOT-GAY" to the subject. I mean, you say it as if it was a bad thing
2002-05-23 05:38:53 AM  
I like baseball, but then again I like rope burn.
2002-05-23 05:49:29 AM  
I think you're overestimating the woman quotient here and underestimating the homoquotient here as well.
2002-05-23 05:58:53 AM  
There are non-gay baseball players?
2002-05-23 07:10:37 AM  
2002-05-23 08:46:09 AM  
Methinks the headline doth protest too much...

(then again, who cares?)
2002-05-23 08:52:33 AM  
Looks good. Now show us some hockey players. Niiiiice! ;)
2002-05-23 08:55:27 AM  
[image from retrocrush.com too old to be available]

=D Yay.
2002-05-23 09:16:04 AM  
They might not be gay but I'd still do 'em.
2002-05-23 09:19:31 AM  
The whole "not gay" thing started with our Tom Cruise article. I just think it's hilarious that a guy has to go to the press and insist he's not gay.
2002-05-23 09:22:52 AM  
Well I'm Not NOT-gay.
2002-05-23 09:33:30 AM  
I'm not NOT-gay, too.

I think everyone should go to the press and announce their sexuality if they become famous.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the press... I'm gay. ...he-hey don't go! I'm seriously pouring my heart out here and stop rolling your eyes I'M NOT THROUGH! BAR THE DOORS!"
2002-05-23 09:40:31 AM  
nummy, I love a man with a big wood stick. and no shirt.

Kymry<-----dates a ball player so has a bias
2002-05-23 09:47:55 AM  
Quick question, if I may: Why do baseball threads spawn "I want hockey players!" responses?
2002-05-23 10:03:11 AM  
How about those football players? :)
2002-05-23 10:10:40 AM  
Show me this guys shirtless:

[image from a1016.g.akamai.net too old to be available]
2002-05-23 10:12:59 AM  
and Piazza is SMOKIN hot

[image from sportsmed.starwave.com too old to be available]
2002-05-23 10:14:32 AM  
Oh what the hell...

[image from sportsmed.starwave.com too old to be available]
2002-05-23 10:21:19 AM  
"Hi, I'm Mike Piazza. When I need to call people and tell them that I'm not gay. I use 10-10-NOT-GAY"
2002-05-23 10:23:48 AM  
I'm glad they included Brady Anderson for being not not gay. Errr. not gay. Errr. gay. This is very confusing
2002-05-23 10:26:32 AM  
Brady Anderson should join Derek Jeter's MAN PARTY!

[image from retrocrush.com too old to be available]
2002-05-23 11:10:24 AM  
: [image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]

Wow, he's the yummest ever huh ladies?!
**sigh** One day.... Mark my words... one day!
2002-05-23 11:14:41 AM  
So where are the pics of Cal Ripkin, Jr.? He's dreamy!
2002-05-23 11:15:19 AM  
The "NOT-GAY" comment in the headline is regarding all the talk about gay players in baseball these days. This subject is all over sports radio these days due to comments from Mets manager Bobby Valentine and player Mike Piazza.

For an interesting article about the "gayness in baseball" discussion that's going on, click here
2002-05-23 11:41:50 AM  
There are not-gay baseball players??

Sure. And monkeys might come flying out of my butt...
2002-05-23 11:53:58 AM  

I know exactly what you mean. If I could see that man naked I'd probably be in 7th heaven. Better yet, give me some nekkid Rheinprecht or Rob Blake *drool* I must search web for shirtless/naked hockey players mmmmmmmm


2002-05-23 12:30:06 PM  
My whole point is, why on earth do we care if they're gay or not?

Because this country is full of scared little boys who feel like they're not MANLY if they don't constantly talk about how they only love pussy, nope not gay, never even THOUGHT about being gay, nope nope nope.

Maybe if they got over their issues with women they wouldn't care about who's gay or not.
2002-05-23 12:41:02 PM  
OK, so he's not a baseball player... but he's shirtless and I think he's a hottie (psst... it's phillipe candeloro the ice skater)

[image from mastersmiko.com too old to be available]
2002-05-23 12:58:20 PM  
im not gay either.
2002-05-23 04:03:54 PM  
[image from kevinbigsexynash.com too old to be available]

Kevin Nash...can't wrestle...hotter than hell.
2002-05-23 04:32:55 PM  
My roommate is very appreciative of this link. Thanks to whomever submitted it.
2002-05-23 05:03:14 PM  
Kevin Nash? Can someone tell me what the obsession with long hair is? =(

*hates long hair*
2002-05-23 05:08:57 PM  
2002-05-23 05:33:27 PM  
Omegaquila, how can you not like long hair? On some guys, it's absolutely gorgeous. Case in point:

[image from bellenet.com too old to be available]

As for the two people Charlie posted... sorry, but... BLECH. They're just... disgusting.

Maybe that's why I don't like sports player guys very much. Too many muscles. Icky icky icky.
2002-05-23 06:29:01 PM  
Point, TheBitingFaery, HOWEVER, I'm talking in general.

And I personally like trim but muscular sports players. Derek Jeter, various swimmers, yay.
2002-05-23 07:43:45 PM  
I'm equal opportunity. I like my men in all shapes, sizes and colors.
2002-05-23 09:06:00 PM  
Greyloch, I worked at the ice rink where they used to practice at, and I'd always wait to clean up the locker rooms until they were in there...Never saw any hockey weeners, but I was glad they felt comfortable enough around me to let me go in there and do my thing. If they only knew what was going through my mind, I'd probably be in jail for..something.

My list includes mostly Swedes & Russians...but I'm not picky. Forsberg is at the top of that list.

Go Avs indeed!
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