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(Mainichi Daily News)   Japanese couples fark only 45 times a year, and the problem is chronic masturbation, says sex doc who rubbed seven out in one night   ( mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp) divider line
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2006-01-28 08:07:14 PM  
Masturbation techniques have been pointed out as one of the reasons for causing this condition. For instance, if a man is used to masturbating by rubbing his penis forcefully along a futon...

!!!... !!?

!!?!!?!??????!
 
2006-01-28 10:03:10 PM  
You'll never stop me coppers! Yeah.

I got a 55 gallon drum of KY and a cable connection, see.

So keep your propaganda to yourself.
 
2006-01-28 11:10:12 PM  
It's criminal that we have a Florida tag and no Japan tag.

What is it about the Japanese that makes them so bat shait crazy regarding sex? If it's not tentacles or underage anime girls or froddage on the subway or buying used panties, it's making love to furniture.
 
2006-01-28 11:15:52 PM  
Seven? Pffft. Amateur.
 
2006-01-28 11:30:14 PM  
Well, thats almost once a week....more than I'm getting from my wife...

/jealous
 
2006-01-29 12:33:16 AM  
hey cronic masterbation is a wonderful thing ... must shave palms.... nothing is wrong with that..why is the room getting darker
 
2006-01-29 12:35:23 AM  
45 times a year? Wow, that's pretty good.
 
2006-01-29 12:35:51 AM  
perisoft: For instance, if a man is used to masturbating by rubbing his penis forcefully along a futon...

Crusty Futon would be an awesome band name.
 
2006-01-29 01:12:14 AM  
Maybe they're fantasizing about Angelina Jolie?

/that whole "couch" thing
//nevermind
 
2006-01-29 01:12:34 AM  
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mrCasual: Crusty Futon would be an awesome band name.

Seconded.
 
2006-01-29 01:13:16 AM  
I blame tentacle rape anime.
 
2006-01-29 01:15:06 AM  
this should get the sad tag....
 
2006-01-29 01:15:50 AM  
I made some knuckle children like 3 times while reading that article.
 
2006-01-29 01:16:38 AM  
I should hesitate to point out that 45 times a year is, on average, about 230 times more often then I've been getting it lately, but what the heck. Plzen's been good to me.

/fails to see the downside anymore
 
2006-01-29 01:18:46 AM  
stupid goddamn dry spell

/does a rain dance
//no luck
///clicks on the SBB pic. trying to find that hottie with the big bazoombas and glasses.
////makes printout, will be back later ...
 
2006-01-29 01:19:59 AM  
At least they are getting some. I am forced to masturbate to "Iron Man" all alone.
 
2006-01-29 01:20:22 AM  
i heard spending Sat. night posting on Fark.com gewts you less sex as well.
 
2006-01-29 01:20:49 AM  
I do believe the effect of chronic alcoholism is not given it's due strength in this argument.

/hic
 
2006-01-29 01:20:52 AM  
mrCasual Crusty Futon would be an awesome band name. Wow... Crusty Futon... Japanese speed metal at its finest. Now if I can just find 2 guitarists, a double-bass drummer, a chick bassist, and a gut-screaming vocalist, I'll be rich! Me? I play cowbell, of course.

Seriously though, once a week sounds OK for people as busy as most Japanese. Especially since you can buy it on the way home from work with no hassles. It costs extra with octopus, though.
 
2006-01-29 01:22:11 AM  
45 times a year? I call BS. My emperical evidence suggest something more like 12 times a year.

/yeah, married man.
 
2006-01-29 01:22:26 AM  
45 times a year only including their spouses, I'm guessing. Cheating here is rampant.

So sayeth the stereotype foreign male.
 
2006-01-29 01:23:32 AM  
little_wing

I actually took out my reading glasses to see your picture here. I feel very stupid right now.
 
2006-01-29 01:25:00 AM  
elchip:

Not the comic book.
 
2006-01-29 01:25:41 AM  
In the words of Frank Zappa, let go of your pickle!
 
2006-01-29 01:26:03 AM  
aceofhearts I'm trying to get an unofficial Tokyo fark party list together... interested? Email in prof.
 
2006-01-29 01:27:07 AM  
Don't all Japanese men have mistresses? I mean, 45 times a year? Jeez....
 
2006-01-29 01:28:26 AM  
Wow. The Japanese are strange about the sex. (disclaimer: I'm bullshiatting based on a few examples, not nearly enough information to make a comprehensive conclusion.)

Even that taiko drum thing posted on TF last night...the female genitalia was pixellated out, though boobies are OK. Penetration isn't permitted to be shown in real human pr0n, but in hentai, the theme is often rape or some other form of enforced female submission.

I don't make judgments. There must be some deep-rooted reason why these things happen, but there seems to be a disconnect between healthy sex (outside the reproductive capacity--or is reproduction down too?), fantasy, and reality.

I've had two Japanese-American GFs over the years. We made some enjoyable fornication. It wasn't substantially different from the same relationship with women of other ethnic backgrounds, so long as they were Euro-Canada-Americans.

/done speaking as if anecdotes are meaningful.
 
2006-01-29 01:30:26 AM  
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2006-01-29 01:30:29 AM  
crypt0z0ic I am forced to masturbate to "Iron Man"

elchip What???


I think it has something to do with the guitar solo.
 
2006-01-29 01:30:39 AM  
its ok Dead Man Typing, it happens to the best of us
 
2006-01-29 01:31:06 AM  
That's a lot of unsatisfied Japanese school girls !


/Poor Sailor Moon

 
2006-01-29 01:31:48 AM  
Porous Horace:

Although I do like the song, I was talking about the movie.
 
2006-01-29 01:33:38 AM  
Mind you, the idea of someone beating off to an Iron Man comic is funny/sad/other.
 
2006-01-29 01:34:24 AM  
omigodiAMjesus: Even that taiko drum thing posted on TF last night...the female genitalia was pixellated out, though boobies are OK. Penetration isn't permitted to be shown in real human pr0n, but in hentai, the theme is often rape or some other form of enforced female submission.

Actually the law *requiring* mosaics was done away with a few years ago. It's still pretty common to do it anyway, though, unfortunately.
 
2006-01-29 01:35:05 AM  
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2006-01-29 01:38:03 AM  

2006-01-29 01:33:38 AM Porous Horace

Mind you, the idea of someone beating off to an Iron Man comic is funny/sad/other.


Oh, come on... that shiny sleek red and yellow; my dick is hard now, just thinking about it.
 
2006-01-29 01:42:19 AM  
Damn, between the Japanese eating dogs and slaughtering all these kittens, how can they have any pets at all?

/guess that explains those keychain things
 
2006-01-29 01:42:28 AM  
but, think about the kittens
 
2006-01-29 01:42:49 AM  
As a purely educational experiment, I did a GIS for 'Japanese Masturbating' (nsfw)

-some aren't Japanese
-some aren't masturbating
-some aren't Japanese or masturbating
-if you went by Google alone, you would think 99% of masturbating Japanese are women

/proof you can't trust Google for everything.
//got a purely educational stiffy anyway.
 
2006-01-29 01:43:08 AM  
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available] the doonger?
 
2006-01-29 01:44:34 AM  
I Fark pretty much every day. In fact, I'm Farking right now.
 
2006-01-29 01:49:11 AM  
Stop jacking off and fark your wife while pretending she's someone else like the rest of us.
 
2006-01-29 01:50:26 AM  
still more than i'm getting. _
 
2006-01-29 01:54:36 AM  
I wack it all the time
 
2006-01-29 01:55:22 AM  
Seven? That ties my personal record.

/amateur
 
2006-01-29 01:55:59 AM  
In other news,
millions of undersexed americans, after reading this article, flock to japan to fill the void of the small endowed and little wanting.

/not getting myself a ticket
//Do just fine "having sex with the person I love most"
 
2006-01-29 01:57:00 AM  
Dead Man Typing: I actually took out my reading glasses to see your picture here. I feel very stupid right now.


WANKER!!!


/you are teh funnay
 
2006-01-29 01:58:46 AM  
I'll take that 45 times a year.
 
2006-01-29 02:00:48 AM  
crypt0z0ic Personally I like to pound my futon while watching the Tour de France but the Iron Man could do.
 
2006-01-29 02:03:32 AM  
you see how well japan did after we conquered them just think about iraq in 40 years and all the hawt babes... ///hides
 
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