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(Some Guy)   Cletus succeeds in first new year's resolution: Be a monument of mediocrity and learn to say "hot ass" in Portugese   ( divider line
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14163 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2006 at 6:37 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-01-26 07:06:07 PM  
Obviously K-Fed is one of the least understood performers of our time. He is enduring a media frenzied marriage with Britney, trying to raise a family, and working on his musical craft. And yet, people want to focus on ubsubstantiated rumors regarding his lifestyle. The media loves to bring hardworking and successful artists down and you people lap it all up.
2006-01-26 07:07:54 PM  
my ode for this monument to stupid.

so here's a little bit of shiatty,
financed by your very own britney,
so shake your popozao and buy this crap,
so u can hear Ackbar in the background yellin 'IT'S A TRAP',
cause K-Fed needs to keep his ferrari,
and be around that$$$ titty.

I can rap too suckers.
K-Fed can go fark himself.
2006-01-26 07:08:22 PM  
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Not particularly effective against an insurgency.

/had to
2006-01-26 07:08:27 PM  
These guys can't wait for the album...
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2006-01-26 07:08:49 PM  
Well, at least there are two aspects of K-Fed's Popozao we can all appreciate:

1. Its 311-like with the white rapping
2. Its beats are good like techno is good

And who can possibly hate 311 and techno?
2006-01-26 07:08:53 PM  
'Popozao' may be brazilian because its not Potuguese.

It's ghetto speak or baby-talk. It's cool to throw a "shau" (sounds like "Frau" in German)on the end of a word to add emphasis or just because the speaker lacks vocabulary to aggrandize the word correctly.

Funny because "popo" is baby-talk in Brazil as well. It is the stuff that ends up in diapers NOT the nachas.
2006-01-26 07:09:05 PM  
You know you've made it when this guy recites your prose.
2006-01-26 07:09:14 PM  
Don't forget to stock up on trolling supplies.

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2006-01-26 07:09:15 PM  

LMAO! Bravo!

/this thread has a winner
2006-01-26 07:10:38 PM  
Hello gang,

I have started this post so that we can have everyone's personal techniques all in one spot. Post what works for you and share it with the rest of the community. :)
2006-01-26 07:11:08 PM  
i listened to his popozao song and it isn't that great
2006-01-26 07:11:28 PM  
2006-01-26 07:11:30 PM  
Without Britney Spears, K-Fed would be a complete unknown

I just went ahead and fixed that for you.
2006-01-26 07:13:36 PM  
does cletus really deserve two posts in one week? isn't this the same stuff that was posted the other day?

where the hell is mindless to come a trollin' to his rescue.
2006-01-26 07:14:13 PM  
Why does the submitter hate mediocrity?

Cleetus would need to shave, shower, and take a few remedial english classes to aspire to mediocrity.
2006-01-26 07:14:22 PM  
haha i was gonna say that....he was just a dancer and since he got hooked up with britney spears he thinks he can rap....
2006-01-26 07:17:43 PM  
Please ignore this post. I just had to shiat and this seemed like the best place to go.

/double flush
2006-01-26 07:18:59 PM  
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2006-01-26 07:19:05 PM  
I wish that I had a controlling interest in, let's say, 10% of the pop culture centric media, just so that I could do the following experiment:

Pick some entirely random guy from somewhere, and just start publishing every little detail about his life. Do it relentlessly for months. I bet that pretty soon he'd be in all of the other magazines and TV shows too, just because they'd wouldn't want to be left out of this apparently popular person.
2006-01-26 07:20:11 PM  
You know who she is, you can perfectly visualize her, you have memories both good and bad of her.
2006-01-26 07:20:49 PM  

You people are retarded. K-Fed worked his ass of as a dancer and now it's his time to shine, so all the haters should STFU. Have you guys sold albums? Do any of you morons know how to make a f'ing beat? Are any of you ppl hot enough to get a girl like Britney?? Oh wow, guess not, shocking. K-fed has some talent (period) and he deserves props for it.


Wow, awesome.

/hope your post gets removed
//trolls are teh ghey

With that screen name theres a chance that this one isn't trolling.

I know it's hard to believe anyone can say those things seriously but sadly it is possible.
2006-01-26 07:22:00 PM  
That shiat is off the hook. I'm convinced there's some Ali G action going on.

I was trying to find some old mp3's that I used to have on my computer and realized that not everyone may have heard these gems.
2006-01-26 07:23:14 PM  
It's not like this is a H*R thread where there are a lot of people who love it and a lot of people who hate it. As much as one can quantify art, Cletus's product is quantifiably not good.
2006-01-26 07:26:03 PM  
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What? I dig it. Word to ya motha'!!
2006-01-26 07:26:37 PM  
As a champion of mediocrity I find the headline offensive to imply that hack is anything other than a poser with a hot wife.
2006-01-26 07:29:47 PM  
Great - i can see it now

this stupid fark is going to be to Fark in 2006 what Paris Hilton was in 2005

//dont ask me if my sentences make any sense - i have barely slept for days & its 4:30am now
///oddly enough i just saw the Machinist an hour ago
2006-01-26 07:30:09 PM  
Is there a greek or roman god of mediocrity? It would be cool to see what kind of temple one would build to worship such a god in.
2006-01-26 07:30:58 PM  
As a champion of mediocrity I find the headline offensive to imply that hack is anything other than a poser with a hot wife.

Formerly hot, going by the pictures I've seen of her lately.
2006-01-26 07:31:39 PM  
McBotulism: who the hell are those guys?

/i think they pluck their eyebrows
//and all visit the same hairstylist
2006-01-26 07:31:59 PM  
Some folk will never eat a skunk.

/but then again, some folk'll
2006-01-26 07:33:07 PM  
K-Fed will never reach the heights achieved by Metal Scorpion Penis.
2006-01-26 07:33:20 PM  
With that screen name theres a chance that this one isn't trolling.

True, or they're just really professional and dedicated to trolling. Now THAT is sad.
2006-01-26 07:33:44 PM  
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2006-01-26 07:34:17 PM  
Man it's crazy. Britney could have any guy in the world and she chose THAT.

/see, that's what happens when your manager, parents, etc., stop making the decisions FOR you
2006-01-26 07:34:53 PM  
McBotulism: These guys can't wait for the album...

ok, I'll bite. Who the fark is 'Lee Hotti', and how did be become Fark cliche?
2006-01-26 07:36:42 PM  
at80eighty: oddly enough i just saw the Machinist an hour ago

that is an AWESOME movie. saw it a few weeks ago. farking SCARY how Christian Bale lost all that weight. it was downright creepy.
2006-01-26 07:36:42 PM  
ThePenIsMightier: As a champion of mediocrity I find the headline offensive to imply that hack is anything other than a poser with a hot has-been wife.

There, fixed it for ya.
2006-01-26 07:38:06 PM  
allzyallz hatahz can't hang wit homies' tightass rimes? Music wit an actual message is whack, yo! Don't be challengin' me to understand whutchu talkin' bout! this ain't school, mo-fuggah!
/seriously though, is 'my humps my humps my humps my humps my humps
my lovely lady lumps' any better?
//cries for the people who will part with u.s. currency for k-fed
2006-01-26 07:39:01 PM  

How am I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy, man?
2006-01-26 07:40:04 PM  

Nice pic in your profile, btw. Can't tell if that's a silly girl or kubuki girl though.

/Kill to save democracy!
//Kill's FUN!
2006-01-26 07:40:35 PM  
Well I work for Kevin Federline

And I'm really getting a kick out of these replies....
2006-01-26 07:45:09 PM  
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2006-01-26 07:45:14 PM  
"Released exclusively via Yahoo Music Unlimited, this dance-centric hip-hop rhyme tries to emulate D4L's goofy smash 'Laffy Taffy', but K-Fed's faux rap is a flowless mess."

It's listed on Yahoo Music Unlimited, but unfortunately I can't listen to it.
2006-01-26 07:49:11 PM  
Unavailable for comment

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2006-01-26 08:07:19 PM  
Boobies: I wish to see some kitty, and perhaps a bit of titty.

The fact that those lyrics are more or less real disturbs me. :(
2006-01-26 08:08:31 PM  
Um...welcome to yesterday?

Shouldn't someone watch out for repeat threads?
2006-01-26 08:10:43 PM  
We've been listening to 'popo zao' at work over and over and it never stops being funny. If anything it gets better.
2006-01-26 08:12:55 PM  
Why lordddddddddddd, mehhhwahhhhhhh!!. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
2006-01-26 08:19:06 PM  
Who ARE those assholes in the striped shirts?
2006-01-26 08:20:47 PM  
To all the tounge in cheekers out there: have you actually heard the song? not that i am a professional producer, but i have spent some time behind a board, and it is SO bad and SO poorly produced that the novel written by 100 monkeys with the 100 typewriters would blow it out of the water. i am sorry but they guy claimed to be working on the album for a year? notice to cletus: driving in your ferarri is not working.

from a technical point of view, this song took 2 minutes to record. keep in mind its 3 minutes long

his rap is only 30 seconds

god its so bad

/ok you guys can be funny again now
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