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7344 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2006 at 6:12 PM (17 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2006-01-06 12:15:42 AM  
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2006-01-06 4:55:57 AM  
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2006-01-06 9:17:12 AM  
Greg27 that is f***ing hilarious. Very nice job!!!
 
2006-01-06 9:46:41 AM  
 
2006-01-06 9:57:24 AM  
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D2T
2006-01-06 12:26:54 PM  
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2006-01-06 12:33:00 PM  
If it doesn't start Thor it isn't going to worth anything!
 
2006-01-06 8:40:58 PM  
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2006-01-07 4:01:42 PM  
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2006-01-07 10:11:25 PM  
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My He-Man source pic was captioned "HeMan does 4 Non Blondes". I lol'd :-)

/part 2 of 2 in my "this film sux" collection
 
2006-01-07 10:35:41 PM  
slackcircus.com has the video, HeMan does 4 Non Blondes (pops)

/not my work
 
2006-01-09 3:44:44 PM  
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better safe than sorry, NSFW
 
2006-01-09 8:49:28 PM  
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2006-01-10 1:13:54 PM  
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2006-01-10 6:14:00 PM  
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2006-01-10 6:20:47 PM  
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093507/

No Photoshop necessary.

If you're curious, it was the worst thing.

Ever.
 
2006-01-10 6:22:30 PM  
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2006-01-10 6:26:28 PM  
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/just saying..
 
2006-01-10 6:26:47 PM  
This is whatt I think a He-Man movie would be like.
i'm a pessimist, what can I say.
/No ps.... no vote.
 
2006-01-10 6:28:28 PM  
Taking bets on wether Courtney Cox will star in the remake as well!
 
2006-01-10 6:29:19 PM  
/HA
//dolph lundgrens imdb pic
 
2006-01-10 6:29:58 PM  
GREENLIGHT!!!! WOOT! Course it wasnt my idea, but still WOOOT!
 
2006-01-10 6:30:24 PM  
CRAP, unfetchable
 
2006-01-10 6:30:33 PM  
Clarification, I submitted it, but got the idea from the thread.
 
2006-01-10 6:31:20 PM  
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quick n' dirty
 
2006-01-10 6:33:21 PM  
Greg27, i wish i could quit you...
 
2006-01-10 6:34:42 PM  
SHT!!
 
2006-01-10 6:37:31 PM  
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pla
2006-01-10 6:40:43 PM  
Kudos, D2T, I only wish you'd enabled voting.

Apparently, only we fogies remember that a He-Man movie already exists. Poor Dolph, no one remembers his best role ever...
 
2006-01-10 6:47:43 PM  
pla

What's that "only we fogies" crap? I love the Masters of the Universe and I'm only 20.

/Courtney Cox's finest work.
//plus a "little person"
 
2006-01-10 6:47:47 PM  
HEBOB and the Bastards of the Universe will continue in a moment......
 
2006-01-10 6:47:56 PM  
rugbyjock: NSFW

Gee, ya think?
 
2006-01-10 6:50:05 PM  
Not only does a He-Man movie already exist, another is in production.
 
2006-01-10 6:50:54 PM  
1) Whats up with Rugbyjock and NSFW pics??
2) The only way a He-Man movie would work is if i stared by Chuck Norris, so lets see some photoshops.
3) The Bareback Mountain poster has been way overused.
4) astrnomr, u o me a keyboard and a bag of cheetos
 
2006-01-10 6:52:50 PM  
You win, Greg27, hands down.

/will forever haunted be haunted by nightmares
 
2006-01-10 6:54:44 PM  
Is it me or does Captain Murphy look like the secret retired identity of He Man?????

/no ps....
 
2006-01-10 6:56:05 PM  
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//In my version, it would star Bob Saget and Michael J fox

on a side note, does anyone remember this costume?
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2006-01-10 6:59:19 PM  
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2006-01-10 7:00:39 PM  
Hey... what do you suppose a movie about Batman might be like?

/looking for the sarcasm vote
 
2006-01-10 7:01:09 PM  
Poor Dolph, no one remembers his best role ever...

Don't forget The Punisher
 
2006-01-10 7:07:08 PM  
TOO funny everyone!

turtle1, that is So not right. Funny, but not right. *G*
Wonder if that's what would happen if he "charged up" using She-Ra's sword?
 
2006-01-10 7:09:03 PM  
Sadly, Dolph's "Masters of the Universe" flick will be forever remembered by me as the 1st movie I ever saw in the theater. Why, oh why couldn't it have been something cool?
 
2006-01-10 7:22:50 PM  
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2006-01-10 7:26:53 PM  
...this is wrong on many more levels than I care to contemplate. There's a tub of cookie dough that will never make it to the cookie stage, as it will go to the noble cause of keeping me from curling up in the corner, muttering something about being "very very cold..." Good work, all.
 
2006-01-10 7:32:35 PM  
First film I saw was Disney's Peter Pan. So ha. But I will admit the cardboard standee for Masters of the Universe at my local cinema still haunts my dreams.
 
hnb
2006-01-10 7:39:38 PM  
Q&D as always:
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It's the inevitable marketing tie-in
gone ALL WRONG.
 
2006-01-10 7:46:01 PM  
As much as I generally try *not* to comment in PS threads, (because once upon a time, it was verboten)

Greg27, I bet I have seen and voted on 500 PS threads in the last few years... But I just have to say that is the best PS in regards to capturing current events, internet lore, (The He Man is gay SWF from a year or so back had me in tears laughing).. It is, in my humble opinion, what I would envision as the *perfect* PS for this topic.

Huzzah Sir, I bow to you.

/Stands and applauds.
 
2006-01-10 7:46:52 PM  
Ok, no P-shop @ work...but waiting for someone to use a beefcake picture of Vin Diesel from Pitch Black as He-Man, and A pic of Adrien Brody as Skeletor...because you know Hollywood would screw up the casting

/Boobies ever on Fark
//long time fan
 
2006-01-10 7:50:20 PM  
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Does it get any quicker or dirtier than this?
I'm not sure, but I had to do a Lifetime movie.
 
2006-01-10 7:56:34 PM  
Thank god I read the FArQ before posting my first time.
 
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