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(Some Conspiracy Guy)   Cool stabilized version of Zapruder film   ( divider line
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2005-12-28 12:11:57 PM  
Ok, now I know a thing or two about "trajectories".

That came from the ground.
2005-12-28 1:11:07 PM  

Ok, now I know a thing or two about "trajectories".

I don't know... Typically the exit wound blows the skull outward, not the entrance wound.

Though I still think there were multiple shooters, I don't view the Zapruder film as proof positive of that fact.
2005-12-28 1:32:28 PM  
well yea, try to predict the entrance from the gore that was spewed from the exit. it sure didn't come from above.
2005-12-28 1:53:31 PM  

well yea, try to predict the entrance from the gore that was spewed from the exit. it sure didn't come from above

I've seen a few head wounds....typically the exit would is far larger than the entrance wound....

I'm not saying I disagree...but the Zapruder film doesn't provide great evidence one way or another.

The autopsy would have provided better evidence had it not been a sham.
2005-12-28 3:19:28 PM  
Triangulation. It was a turkey shoot. I have some pamphlets.
2005-12-28 3:19:33 PM  
I think this thread will be enough to keep me busy for the rest of the day in between work.
I can't wait.
Hopefully it'll be as good as I think it'll be.
2005-12-28 3:21:05 PM  
Farked allready?
2005-12-28 3:21:22 PM  
Rats ... site is farked.
2005-12-28 3:21:28 PM  
Poke-Oh: I don't think you will be disappointed.

/aliens did it.
//Elvis helped.
2005-12-28 3:21:34 PM  
fried like chicken
2005-12-28 3:21:48 PM  
Farked at 400! Ouch!
2005-12-28 3:22:00 PM  
Single shooter
From the book depository
With a gun

Broktun | Clue
2005-12-28 3:22:05 PM  
Snaps beat me to it.

Now I'm farked.

/good day
2005-12-28 3:22:11 PM  
Back...and to the left.

Back...and to the left.

/BOOM! Headshot!
2005-12-28 3:22:18 PM  
Will someone put the damn thing on google video? Farked already.
2005-12-28 3:22:25 PM  
Bah, teh server is farked!
2005-12-28 3:23:01 PM  
A House committee has determined that it was probably a conspiracy. I tend to agree. But we are most likely never going to know which conspiracy of the zillions proposed was the real one.
2005-12-28 3:23:22 PM  
The part that always gets me is Jackie reaching for the piece of skull on the trunk.
2005-12-28 3:23:38 PM  
Anyone been to Dealey Plaza? I was there over the fall. I was shocked to see how close that little white 'x' was to the 6th story window. With a Marine rifleman's training, I bet I could have made that shot.

/just my opinion
2005-12-28 3:24:30 PM  
mirrors people mirrors!

Minnesota Fats killed JFK
it was a trickshot now known as the grassy knoll.

/reminds me of a certain mr. show
2005-12-28 3:24:46 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
Oswald was a SPAWN CAMPER!!!
2005-12-28 3:24:55 PM  
Didn't Quantum Leap already solve this mystery?
2005-12-28 3:25:16 PM  
has anyone said the link is farked?
2005-12-28 3:25:29 PM  
Of course the site is farked, they don't want you to know the truth!

/Is my tinfoil hat on crooked?
2005-12-28 3:25:46 PM  
"I was just down in Dallas, Texas. You know you can go down there and, er, to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. And you can actually go to the sixth floor of the Schoolbook Depository. It's a museum called... 'The Assassination Museum'. I think they named that after the assassination. I can't be too sure of the chronology here but... Anyway they have the window set up to look exactly like it did on that day. And it's really accurate, you know, cus Oswald's not in it." - Bill Hicks
2005-12-28 3:25:58 PM  
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2005-12-28 3:26:50 PM  
Wow, Oswald was a pretty good shot.
2005-12-28 3:26:58 PM  
A House committee has determined that it was probably a conspiracy. I tend to agree. But we are most likely never going to know which conspiracy of the zillions proposed was the real one.

Someone found out he got Marilyn Monroe preggers. They told DiMaggio. He went all DeNiro, and it just happens his shot coincided with the USSR's man. Ruby, knowing all this would cause a new civil war, and lower baseball to the second favorite pasttime, killed the one man with the answers. Then, Kevin Costner put on ugly glasses and spoke with a California surfer's accent.

Its all so clear. You people are all blind. Don't let the lies go one!! People. Please...accept the truth of,....shfg.sgdmsmbvc. ...

carrier dead
2005-12-28 3:27:14 PM  
Hrrm, the gun-loving farkers will have to educate us all about this, but from what I've been told, you can't consistently predict which way the juice and little bits will fly, right? I mean, maybe 50% of the time they go one way as opposed to 20% of the time a different way and 30% for all the other ways, but then to conclude anything from one case you need to postulate some a priori probabilities of where the bullet came from. Is that right?
2005-12-28 3:27:18 PM  
Lord of Allusions

Didn't Quantum Leap already solve this mystery?

In the original timeline, both Kennedy's were killed.

/why do I remember that?
2005-12-28 3:27:47 PM  
Lord of Allusions: Yes.

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2005-12-28 3:28:34 PM  
The one thing I know about this... Oswald couldn't have done it alone.

/Ranked Expert at ARM training at Ft. Benning.
2005-12-28 3:28:36 PM  
link to cached 1mb gif...
2005-12-28 3:28:44 PM  
Oswald acted alone. There is no better modern fiction than the "Kennedy Assisination Conspiracy", but it's still not true.
2005-12-28 3:28:51 PM  
One thing no recreation of the assassination has
never accounted for is the slope of the road that
JFK's car was going down. It's pretty steep for
a driveable road (maybe 15 degrees). After seeing
that, the 'single bullet' theory didn't look so

Besides: RED DWARF got the explanation spot on.
2005-12-28 3:28:52 PM  
It was John Seigenthaler Sr.!!!

2005-12-28 3:29:03 PM  
Saw this earlier before it went to non-TF.

Basically, LBJ did it. Or arranged it. Or, well, you know.

/my dad has been saying this for 42 years
//wasn't me - wasn't born yet
2005-12-28 3:29:42 PM  
"It's just a handful of people that run everything, and that's provable.... I have this feeling that whoever's elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what promises you make on the campaign trail - blah, blah, blah - when you win, you go into this smoky room with the twelve industrialist, capitalist scumfarks that got you in there, and this little screen comes down... and it's a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you've never seen before, which looks suspiciously off the grassy knoll.... And then the screen comes up, the lights come on, and they say to the new president, 'Any questions?' 'Uhhh...Just what my agenda is!'" - Bill Hicks
2005-12-28 3:29:56 PM  
God.. everyone knows that Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Get with the times, people.

//Elvis ain't do no drugs!
2005-12-28 3:30:51 PM  
just_ducky responds to Lord of Allusions with a photo of Scott Bakula, and Scott Bakula starred in the film Lord of Illusions.

oooooooooh. there's a conspiracy here. i can feel it.
2005-12-28 3:31:04 PM  
I can see this guy's next conspiracy theory site already:
2005-12-28 3:31:10 PM  
Would you like to know who killed Kennedy?

Ready for the truth, America? Here it comes: Oswald killed Kennedy.

That's right. Lee Harvey Oswald killed John F. Kennedy alone and by himself...

...with a magic bullet.

That's right. The bullet was actually magical. Magic does exist. We've known this for about 2,000 years.
2005-12-28 3:31:41 PM  
Oswald was a pussy
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2005-12-28 3:31:42 PM  
spazzhappy Also, Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris!
2005-12-28 3:31:54 PM  
NutznGum: It was John Seigenthaler Sr.!!!

It must be true because it was on Wikipedia.
2005-12-28 3:32:09 PM  
Don't know if this will help, but the direct link to the video file is
2005-12-28 3:32:34 PM  
not being there, i can't say for sure who done it, but i'm leaning towards tim curry.

/say what you will, but that was a great f'ing shot
//wish current president was as good an american as kennedy
2005-12-28 3:32:41 PM  
and phonetically bakula sounds like baculum, which is a penis bone.

it all makes sense!
2005-12-28 3:32:46 PM  
Chuck Norris, Quantum Leap... I thought the whole thing was explained in a Red Dwarf episode.
2005-12-28 3:33:06 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

"And then I farked the site that had the stabilized version of the Zapruder film."
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