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(Egotastic)   Lindsay Lohan shacking up with Keanu Reeves for a collective IQ of 40   ( egotastic.com) divider line
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43379 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2005 at 5:17 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-12-21 04:12:15 PM  
2005-12-21 04:13:07 PM  
She's definitely hotter with darker hair.
2005-12-21 04:13:18 PM  
Thread summed up nicely with the Weeners.
2005-12-21 04:13:53 PM  
Damn. Foiled again.
2005-12-21 04:16:55 PM  
If I "did it" with every woman I ever exchanged phone numbers with, I would have scored more often than Jerry Rice...I also would have farked several women that I wouldn't lay a johnson in with some else's johnson.

/just saying
2005-12-21 04:21:08 PM  
I don't know why she never returns my phone calls.
2005-12-21 04:24:26 PM  
There's a shiatty actor dynasty in the making.
2005-12-21 04:25:32 PM  
krelborne: She's definitely hotter with darker hair.

I agree. Looked like hell as a blonde.
2005-12-21 04:50:22 PM  
2005-12-21 04:57:45 PM  
Any TFettes wanna exchange #s?
2005-12-21 05:02:48 PM  
How will she be able to get past the awful B.O. this guy has? It's stomach-turning, I tell ya.
2005-12-21 05:04:26 PM  
2005-12-21 05:09:17 PM  
deja vu.

must be a glich in the matrix.
2005-12-21 05:20:15 PM  
That is how a crab walks.
2005-12-21 05:20:50 PM  
Lindsay Lohan = auto greenlight
2005-12-21 05:20:52 PM  
Cue the pics!!!
2005-12-21 05:21:07 PM  
In anticipation of this unholy union, Supreme Court votes 9-0 to uphold Roe -vs- Wade....
2005-12-21 05:21:27 PM  
Bite me submitter
2005-12-21 05:21:29 PM  
He still wearing that old-school motorbike helmet everywhere he goes?
2005-12-21 05:21:52 PM  
The Internet is useless without pics.
2005-12-21 05:22:05 PM  
2005-12-21 05:22:11 PM  

damn good headline, btw
2005-12-21 05:23:10 PM  
Lindsay Lohan shacking up with Keanu Reeves

Why shouldn't she?...he's the ONE afterall.
2005-12-21 05:24:33 PM  
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2005-12-21 05:24:50 PM  
Does he ride her like a Wyld Stallyn?
2005-12-21 05:26:46 PM  
put them in the iron maiden

//or at least lock her up and feed her sammiches
2005-12-21 05:26:47 PM  
Cosmic Music- LOL. Thank you. Before I even clicked on the comments link, I knew there would be a "whoa" posted early in the thread. You did not disappoint.
2005-12-21 05:26:49 PM  
But, but, He is The One!
2005-12-21 05:26:57 PM  
You mean Lindsey Lohan has a 38 IQ?
2005-12-21 05:27:16 PM  
2005-12-21 05:28:36 PM  
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2005-12-21 05:29:43 PM  
Why do I suddenly have the urge to vomit? Profusely?
2005-12-21 05:30:12 PM  
2005-12-21 05:28:36 PM methodlynx

2005-12-21 05:30:23 PM  
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2005-12-21 05:30:52 PM  

Thank you. Jesus jumping Christ, thank you.
2005-12-21 05:31:02 PM  
Thanks methodlynx.

My day is now complete.
2005-12-21 05:31:04 PM  
You have to go down Bodi- I mean Lindsay!

/Johnny Utah
2005-12-21 05:31:23 PM  
Pregnancy rumours in 5, 4, 3, 2, LINDSAY LOHAN'S PREGNANT?!
2005-12-21 05:31:48 PM  
Yep, thats how hot she WAS, methodlynx, but thats from a year ago or so If I remember right, if she ever look sthat good again though Im changing my name to Keanu.
2005-12-21 05:31:50 PM  
i really half expected there to NOT be a "Whoa." single word comment already.
2005-12-21 05:32:08 PM  

* drinks a six pack *

2005-12-21 05:32:20 PM  
Can we collectively agree that that pic of Lindsay on the bed is the hottest pic of a woman ever taken? EVAR.
2005-12-21 05:33:30 PM  
I would totally care if she hadn't turned into some kind of scrawny half-starved crack ho.

Call me when she starts eating sammiches again though. She was so hot...
2005-12-21 05:33:45 PM  
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2005-12-21 05:33:53 PM  
I think darch is spooning for hot chicks on a beds pics.

/Don't disappoint him. ; )
2005-12-21 05:34:44 PM  

Are you saying her new look just doesn't make you feel like your underwear have your balls in a strangle hold?
2005-12-21 05:36:02 PM  
What's with the dismembered foot in the background of the first picture? Looks like she's hiding someone on the floor behind the bed.
2005-12-21 05:36:07 PM  

Can someone tell me how to insert the music note symbols in text on a webpage?

Thanks in advance
2005-12-21 05:36:17 PM  
Keanu Reeves tries to hook up with a hot young chick and it's "cool". I try to hook up with a hot young chick and I'm a "sex offender". What a double standard.
2005-12-21 05:36:31 PM  

No, not even top 100 close.
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