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(AP) NewsFlash Tookie to die at 12:01am as Schwarzenegger terminates pardon   ( hosted.ap.org) divider line
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2005-12-12 03:39:38 PM  
that's funny, because he was the terminator in those movies.
2005-12-12 03:40:32 PM  
bye Tookie you piece of poo
2005-12-12 03:40:46 PM  
Tookie won't be back
2005-12-12 03:40:49 PM  
Arnold just did this so that he can burst in at the last minute and save him, action star style. It's totally a ploy to drive up his approval ratings.
2005-12-12 03:40:53 PM  
HANS: This is Hans
FRANZ: And this is Franz, and we just want to...
BOTH: Pump (CLAP) you up (with electricity).
2005-12-12 03:40:58 PM  
Wow, I didn't see that one coming.
2005-12-12 03:41:06 PM  
good! he deserves to die.

/let the flamewar commence!
2005-12-12 03:41:15 PM  
Can't say I'll miss him.
2005-12-12 03:41:26 PM  
adios took
2005-12-12 03:41:28 PM  
Fry the bastard. Good riddance.
2005-12-12 03:41:38 PM  
2005-12-12 03:41:39 PM  
Well, I guess I get to do some "Christmas Shopping" tonight.
2005-12-12 03:41:45 PM  
Imagine my surprise.
2005-12-12 03:41:49 PM  
Might want to keep the cat in tonight.
2005-12-12 03:42:02 PM  
How scary for that guy. I can't imagine.
2005-12-12 03:42:11 PM  
Obligitory 'blame society' by all the experts starts now.
2005-12-12 03:42:14 PM  
He'd better at least have a catch phrase after the switch is pulled.
2005-12-12 03:42:22 PM  
"...we don't need no water let the motherfarker burn."
2005-12-12 03:42:28 PM  
Good night to stay off the streets tonite, I fear......
2005-12-12 03:42:31 PM  
Hasta la vista, Tookie.
2005-12-12 03:42:34 PM  
Oh Great Fark Mods, when the above link dies (AP will have a new top story soon) please use this more perm. one:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WILLIAMS_EXECUTION?SITE=AP&SECT​ION=HOME &TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2005-12-12-15-39-17
2005-12-12 03:43:00 PM  
Good riddance.
2005-12-12 03:43:23 PM  
just because Snoop Dogg and all these "celebrities" came out in his defense does not mean he does not deserve to die.
2005-12-12 03:43:45 PM  
Now if Chuck Norris was governor!

He'd be a man, and do it himself...roundhouse kick style.
2005-12-12 03:43:46 PM  
Hasta la vista, Tookie.
2005-12-12 03:43:48 PM  
Prepare for the Great California Exodus!
2005-12-12 03:43:50 PM  
He's only been on death row for how long now???

Yeah, its about farking time.
2005-12-12 03:43:51 PM  
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Tookie! No!
2005-12-12 03:44:01 PM  
2005-12-12 03:42:34 PM MojoFraggle

Mods don't select links.
2005-12-12 03:44:04 PM  
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2005-12-12 03:44:14 PM  
It's not a too-keh
2005-12-12 03:44:25 PM  
PEOPLE OF KAAHLIFORNIAH: Please have a sense of irony and riot in the rich neighborhoods where the Hollywood actors opposed to the execution lived instead of your own. They have better stuff to loot and burn anyway.

/I hope the needle is rusty.
2005-12-12 03:44:30 PM  
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Time for a photoshop
2005-12-12 03:44:40 PM  
Damnit, eeedlef beat me to it.
2005-12-12 03:44:48 PM  
let the looting begin...is that racist?
2005-12-12 03:45:04 PM  
Play with fire and you get burnt...
2005-12-12 03:45:10 PM  
Tookie, Tookie, lend me your comb...

(cuz you wont need it anymore)
2005-12-12 03:45:13 PM  
Yay for governments that are in the murder business!

/We're number 1! We're number 1!...
2005-12-12 03:45:19 PM  
What's the over/under on the death toll in tonight's riots?
2005-12-12 03:45:21 PM  
Time to pay your dues Tookie.

You did a lot of good for the kids since entering prison, but its time to pay your debt to society.

RIP Tookie.
2005-12-12 03:45:25 PM  
Toot toot, Tookie, Goodbye!

/1 down, about 30,000 "gangtsa" asshats to go.
2005-12-12 03:45:28 PM  
Dear Arnold :

I am dying in the electric chair. I am dying at home. I am all the time dying.

Larry the Fish
2005-12-12 03:45:34 PM  

How scary for that guy. I can't imagine.

At least he'll know fear. His dead victims know no fear.
2005-12-12 03:45:35 PM  
When they fried Ted Bundy some years ago, we had 'Bundy Bar-b-que' parties...

Maybe for breakfast we can have 'Tookie Toast.' Some deep fried pumpernickel bread covered with Austrian butter and California honey...

2005-12-12 03:45:35 PM  
Hasta la vista, Stanley
2005-12-12 03:45:42 PM  
Jesus would be proud of the compassion exhibited by his "Christian Nation".
2005-12-12 03:45:47 PM  
Damm. Couldn't Arh-nold have waited until after I got of Newark, NJ in one piece before pissing off the Crips?

/not kidding


//well maybe kidding a little
2005-12-12 03:46:06 PM  
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You're terminated.
2005-12-12 03:46:15 PM  
The term is "clemency" submitter
2005-12-12 03:46:20 PM  
California already has enough problems with rolling blackouts, they probably won't fry him.
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