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(Yahoo)   Teri Hatcher suing British tabloid over story that claims she likes to have sex in an uncomfortable place   ( divider line
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2005-11-23 12:00:11 PM  
In the back of a VW Beetle I assume
2005-11-23 12:01:22 PM  
Where is uncomfortable? The ear? Maybe she doesn't like it in the mouth...
2005-11-23 12:01:48 PM  
In the butt, Bob.

/couldn't help myself.
2005-11-23 12:02:17 PM  
I win by 26 seconds
2005-11-23 12:02:59 PM  
Damn! Unsilent Majority beat me to it.

What? Like in the back of a Volkswagen?
2005-11-23 12:03:46 PM  
Shannon Hamilton, Gil Hicks unavailable for comment.
2005-11-23 12:04:03 PM  
That's spectacular.
2005-11-23 12:04:28 PM  
Teri Hatcher slept with the guy from Fashionable Male?

Was she 14 at the time?
2005-11-23 12:11:39 PM  
They are coming for her

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2005-11-23 12:17:52 PM  
I have a feeling this thread will be pulled before it even makes it to the main page....
2005-11-23 12:18:13 PM  
Probably sounds like someone sawing a plank of wood.
2005-11-23 12:19:34 PM  
Was she 14 at the time?

She told me she was 36! Come on guys, tell me you wouldn't of farked her!
2005-11-23 12:22:42 PM  
Hundreds of thousands of hippies didn't find the back of a VW van uncomfortable for sex. Just sayin'...

/been there, done that
2005-11-23 12:23:18 PM  
2005-11-23 12:23:23 PM  
2005-11-23 12:23:39 PM  
Like the back of a Volkswagen?

That's pretty uncomfortable.
2005-11-23 12:23:52 PM  
"She asked me to kiss her where it stinks, so I drove her to New Jersey!"

2005-11-23 12:24:04 PM  
SpinStopper: VW van

VW Beetle my friend.

Not the Wagon.
2005-11-23 12:24:18 PM  
Where's the buttsecks owl????
2005-11-23 12:24:39 PM  
"Shut up, Gil!"
2005-11-23 12:25:19 PM  
Which ever way rtreynor bets, BET THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

I'd hate to see your stock portfolio... here's hoping you're heavily invested in index funds.

So to kick this thread off right, I'll start.

I'd hit it.

/No shame
2005-11-23 12:25:27 PM  
SiriuslyBlack, first thing I thought of after reading the headline
2005-11-23 12:25:30 PM  
She looked a lot better when her thigh was bigger around than her forearm.
2005-11-23 12:25:42 PM  
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oh yeah

2005-11-23 12:26:10 PM  
is the submiter refering to the back seat of my Volkswagon?
2005-11-23 12:27:18 PM  
I usd to have a 1959 VW microbus, and found the back compartment was not roomy enough for a comfortable stretchout. If you put the mattress on the floor, it is elevated like a chaise loungs, and if you built a platfiorm
even with the rear deck, people would be able to see you, you are right on a level with the windows.

Ford Econoline is a much better bet.
2005-11-23 12:27:28 PM  
Won't work Terry...British privacy laws are nowhere near as comprehensive as their are in the US
2005-11-23 12:28:59 PM  
Wahhhh! Why won't she sue me?

Teri Hatcher on Celebrity Bestiality (sfw - pops)
2005-11-23 12:29:04 PM  
olddinosaur: people would be able to see you,

i fail to see a problem
2005-11-23 12:29:18 PM  
Submitter's mom's bed?
2005-11-23 12:29:52 PM  
In her mouth or ear or snatch or
Any orifice of Hatcher's
I'd rest my arrow in her quiver
In a van down by the river
2005-11-23 12:30:29 PM  
Woa there pilgrim!
2005-11-23 12:30:45 PM  
In her case, I approve of the implants. She had some serious sag going on in Heaven's Prisoners.
2005-11-23 12:31:15 PM  
Well from the looks of her lately, the traditional venue must have a hotdog/hallway dynamic.
2005-11-23 12:32:27 PM  
Let me tell you something. The customer is always an ASSHOLE.
2005-11-23 12:32:27 PM  
For uncomforatable places, I'd probably choose the dining room table in my in-laws house.

For some reason, banging the wife on her mom's bed is a little uncomfortable.. They keep watching, asking if I want another drink, pointing me to the front door, asking if I'm done and if I would mind leaving.

Or is it just me?
2005-11-23 12:32:58 PM  

"In the butt..." is the incorrect, urban legend version. Gameshow Network showed the clip in a special. The woman says: "In the ass?"
2005-11-23 12:35:09 PM  
That's right! It was a Dodge Caravan, behind the house, with teenage boys. God I wish these tabloids would get there facts correct!
2005-11-23 12:35:45 PM  
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2005-11-23 12:37:39 PM  
Do NOT google image "Teri Hatcher". (Confused Teri Hatcher and Teri Garr.)
2005-11-23 12:38:09 PM  
"In the butt..." is the incorrect, urban legend version. Gameshow Network showed the clip in a special. The woman says: "In the ass?"

True, but "In the butt, Bob" has a nicer ring to it, I think.

/still waiting for "Cram it, clown!" to be true after all.
2005-11-23 12:38:12 PM  
Where's the buttsecks owl????. Where is it?
2005-11-23 12:38:43 PM  

Where's the buttsecks owl????



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2005-11-23 12:40:13 PM  
i am severly dissappointed that within the Boobiess i didn't see the buttsecks owl.
2005-11-23 12:41:12 PM  
Why doesn't the paper simply publish the fact that although she used to be pretty she's looked like warmed over death for the past few years.
2005-11-23 12:41:29 PM  
i heard she likes it in the hiney hole

"oooooh, gimmie it in the hiney hole" she says

just like that
2005-11-23 12:41:36 PM  
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2005-11-23 12:41:49 PM  
found it. GIS rules.

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2005-11-23 12:41:51 PM  
"They're real and yes, they are spectacular."
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2005-11-23 12:41:52 PM  
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The Greatest Owl Evar!
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