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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-11-06 04:55:59 PM  
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2005-11-06 05:03:04 PM  
When rabies goes high tech...
2005-11-06 05:06:06 PM  
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Here we see the first ever documented use of a cell phone camera that will in no way ever be used for a pornographic purpose.
2005-11-06 05:08:19 PM  
The beginning of the Squirrel Flu had such innocent beginnings.
2005-11-06 05:10:34 PM  
"Right, it's recording, slap the squirrel......now!..."
2005-11-06 05:12:05 PM  
A squirrel looks on as two guys with the same haircut take pictures of themselves
2005-11-06 05:15:43 PM  
"OMFG... I've never seen a squirrel before, and probably never will again! We should both take crappy pictures of it with our camera phones!"
2005-11-06 05:24:22 PM  
"Where's the taser button?"
2005-11-06 05:28:14 PM  
"C'mon punk...stick that hand a little closer...closer...that's it..."
2005-11-06 05:36:48 PM  
2005-11-06 05:38:06 PM  
"Ok, here's Foamy, now you go find Germaine and PillsE.
2005-11-06 05:38:07 PM  
Area youths Alan and David Nables attempt to interview the last known supporter of president George W. Bush's war in Iraq. David, right, attempts to coax a response with a $100 bill. The squirrel, a Republican, had no comment.
2005-11-06 05:44:36 PM  
"Body of Christ"
2005-11-06 05:57:13 PM  
Zach and Tim realized they were trapped in a Magritte painting when Tim's hand slipped behind the leaves and back into view against the bark.
2005-11-06 06:00:05 PM  
"Can you kids help us? Porcupiney's about to give birth, and the mean ol' mountain lion's gonna eat her!"
2005-11-06 06:19:11 PM  
captain, this entire animal is made of "widdly-wee"

/put my best red jumper on
2005-11-06 06:32:29 PM  
Two students from the Wilbury School for the Mentally Challenged chant "here, kitty! Here, kitty!" during recess on Friday.
2005-11-06 07:03:35 PM  
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
2005-11-06 07:04:30 PM  
"But he's got these...and he's...look at the bones!!!"
2005-11-06 07:59:47 PM  
"Man, I sure hope this squirrel's got text-messaging .."
2005-11-06 07:59:51 PM  
"Wow! He's sure got big nuts!"
2005-11-06 08:00:36 PM  
Timmy: Dude, show 'em yer nuts!

Dougie: Okay! Hey squirrel, I voted for Bush!
2005-11-06 08:02:12 PM  
Opening scene from "American Were-Squirrel in London."
2005-11-06 08:03:05 PM  
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Be careful Ensign! Tricorders indicate that this mammal's FARK-cliche potential is off the scale!
2005-11-06 08:05:46 PM  
Did you see the ballz on that thing?
2005-11-06 08:11:36 PM  
"My fingers smell like nuts, watch."
2005-11-06 08:11:38 PM  
"This is Fluffy.

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He is the destroyer of worlds"
2005-11-06 08:12:23 PM  
Kid SMS:"LOL Squirelz!!!111!!ROTFL!!11!!eleventy! WTF!11D0d3"

2nd Kid SMS: "LOL Standng > nxt 2 u man I c it 111!!!ROTFL"

Squirell: "L33tspeak sux. Oh, w8 1 sec! Now Im doing it. Oh, now it's stopped. Phew..."

I hate AOL. That is all.
2005-11-06 08:12:54 PM  
OMFG look at the squirrel humping the tree!!!!111one
2005-11-06 08:14:34 PM  
So I'm getting some horn from Bullwinkle, and he yells out, "Do-Right! Do-Right!" I was laughing so hard we had to stop. Then I farted.
2005-11-06 08:14:49 PM  
"Think I could cram my phone up this squirrel's ass?"

"I dunno... mine didn't fit...which is thicker?"
2005-11-06 08:19:34 PM  
Rocco, Moose -- help the squirrel find his wallet.
2005-11-06 08:21:54 PM  
"Above is the last known photo of brothers Tim and James Kingston of Southhampton, believed to have been taken on the day of their deaths. Their dessicated bodies were found Tuesday, covered in bite marks and scratches made by a small rodent-like animal which forensic examiners have not yet identified. Anyone with information about the teenagers is asked to ring Scotland Yard."
2005-11-06 08:26:40 PM  
"Hey Beavis... I heard that if a rabid animal bites you, you get a wicked buzz."

"Really? That would be cool. Heh mhh heh."

"Stick out your hand, dude. Uh, huh buh huh"

"Mh. Yeah. Ok!"
2005-11-06 08:26:59 PM  
"analysis Mr. Data"

*flips out cellphone/tricorders*

"It appears to be an alien species of..."

"Greetings, I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of behalf of the United Fed...

"Um, sir, it is not an intelligent species."
2005-11-06 08:28:04 PM  
"Wow look, Charles, a squirrel! And it's red! Plus it's really climbing weird and the...HOLY CRAP! What the hell's up with your hand?! It's all lumpy and deformed! ...Maybe the squirrel will try to eat it and we can get closer pictures. Give it a go!"
2005-11-06 08:29:00 PM  
"It's a trap!"
/No,I do not have nothing.
2005-11-06 08:29:56 PM  
paulseta and BizarreRecords: You guys had me crying.

/thanks. been a long day.
2005-11-06 08:30:02 PM  
And.......what the heck is going on with that kids hand?He sure has killed lots of kitten...
2005-11-06 08:33:21 PM  
Mr. Gere would love to see this critter, don't you think?
2005-11-06 08:38:36 PM  
Lets see if they blow up if they eat Alka-Seltzer......
2005-11-06 08:41:36 PM  
"Does this thing have Bluetooth?"
2005-11-06 08:50:45 PM  
"Hey, if we wave these things around long enough, maybe the blood will flow to his head and he'll plummet and die"

" That would be sooooo cool - you recording this?"
2005-11-06 08:51:29 PM  
"Another JAMDAT Bowling-related mauling, film at 11."
2005-11-06 08:52:01 PM  
here, hold my beer, watch this!
2005-11-06 08:57:34 PM  
"Wow! Look at the size of his nuts!"

/picture of squirrel hanging by his nuts which are stuck on a branch.
2005-11-06 08:58:54 PM  
"Hey bobby, do you still have Richard Gere's number on your phone?"
2005-11-06 09:06:34 PM  
"Look dad a squirrel, a squirrel" (Like they never seen a squirrel before)
2005-11-06 09:08:23 PM  
"My boyfriend is taking a picture of us, and you know this will end up on Fark.com followed by a bunch of comments. Lets pretend like we're taking a pic of the squirrel then get into a hot three-way."
2005-11-06 09:41:52 PM  
"Hey, kids! Wanna play squirrel? Here's how ya play - grab your nuts and run!"
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