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(Some problem drinker)   Reminder: D.C. Fark Party, Saturday, October 15 at 7:00 pm at The Big Hunt (LGT earlier thread)   ( divider line
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970 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Oct 2005 at 2:16 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-10-14 11:22:01 AM  
2005-10-14 11:27:07 AM  
Possibly.... Depends entirely on a number of factors outside of my control.

2005-10-14 11:29:04 AM  
I'm still pissed that this wasn't scheduled for my convenience.
2005-10-14 11:29:38 AM  
Hate me and want to punch me in the throat? Obsessed with the idea of exploring TheKnownUniverse? Wondering whether The_Stars_at_Night are, in fact, big and bright? Need to exorcise your Mail Demons? Just a depraved nugget freak? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, get your ass into D.C. tomorrow night.
2005-10-14 11:32:30 AM  
did you just call me fat??
2005-10-14 11:32:43 AM  
alas i will be in c'ville for the UVA game. I will donate my credit card numbers for a round on me though.

gmail in profile
2005-10-14 11:41:20 AM  
but what if everyone laughs at me???
2005-10-14 11:42:58 AM  
Some universes are better left unexplored, they can scar you for life.

Nevertheless, I will be there, and I'm dragging a non-Fark friend with me (I actually have a couple). I've already explained nugget porn to her. I think I might leave my camera at home this time, though...
2005-10-14 11:43:01 AM  
Stars_At_Night: did you just call me fat??

It's your own fault for picking a username so ripe for parody. :)
2005-10-14 11:47:43 AM  
TheKnownUniverse: Nevertheless, I will be there, and I'm dragging a non-Fark friend with me (I actually have a couple).

Paid escorts are not "friends."
2005-10-14 12:05:23 PM  
If anyone's interested in coming up from SW Virginia, drop me a line. I'm thinking about driving up, but don't really want to unless I can split the gas with someone.
2005-10-14 12:09:52 PM  
Whoo hoo! Fark party goodness! And I was wondering what I was doing on Satuday night...I plum fergot!
2005-10-14 12:15:01 PM  

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2005-10-14 12:25:05 PM  
TheKnownUniverse: dragging a Non-Fark friend

Wait, there are such things?

Big-ups to The Mail Demon for telling me how to get there from my spot in the DC megalopolis.
2005-10-14 12:25:08 PM  
I don't really know any of you, and I have no idea what nugget porn is. Should I come?
2005-10-14 12:27:39 PM  

Since I don't know you either - if you're a TFette, definitely.

If you're a TFer, yes! Hey, I just showed up to the last one and was indoctrinated into the DC area goodness. Don't worry - nugget porn will undoubtably be explained (and demonstrated by TKU :)) many times during the night.
2005-10-14 12:32:27 PM  

Go look at the pictures from the last DC party and then tell me if there's any doubt in your mind that we're just the kind of depraved, twisted freaks with whom you want to spend your Saturday night.
2005-10-14 12:35:56 PM  
Nugget porn requires no explanation.... Just go to your local purveyor of filth and ask for it by name.

2005-10-14 12:38:19 PM  

Are we in the basement, or on the balcony/patio?

/needs to know whether to bring jacket
2005-10-14 12:47:21 PM  
Are we in the basement, or on the balcony/patio?

I haven't talked to them yet, but I will this afternoon. I don't know what time they open the basement, but that's my first choice. It might be too cold for the balcony...although there's always alcohol to numb us to the elements.
2005-10-14 01:01:28 PM  
F*ck it. In.
2005-10-14 01:22:49 PM  
You bring the mashed potatoes, I'll bring the dick.
2005-10-14 01:24:56 PM  
kronicfeld: You bring the mashed potatoes, I'll bring the dick.

heh, I can bring myself.
2005-10-14 01:26:32 PM  
TheKnownUniverse: I've already explained nugget porn to her

Really! How did I make out?
2005-10-14 01:30:23 PM  
whoa - if Lars is gonna be there I'm gonna have to find something hotter to wear than the crusty XXXL sweatpants and pit-stained tshirt I was planning on wearing
2005-10-14 01:32:58 PM  
SAN, that's why I'm bringing the key to my chastity belt with me this time.
2005-10-14 01:45:38 PM  
I guess I am in.
2005-10-14 01:52:22 PM  
that's why I'm bringing the key to my chastity belt with me this time

wait - why are you bringing the key with you??

cuz Lars is gonna be there or cuz I complained too much last time when you humped me with your metal underpants??
2005-10-14 01:54:51 PM  
Yeah, sorry about that. I guess when I said "it's hard as steel," I should have clarified was "it" was.
2005-10-14 02:04:24 PM  
bv2112: I guess I am in.

ola Brasileiro!

eu vivi por um ano dentro do Santa Rita Do Passa Quatro (SP).
2005-10-14 02:16:16 PM  
Father Jack Hacket

Eu sou recifense, mas moro aqui nos EUA j fazem uns 6 anos.

But I think we should not hijack Fark and dominate it with Portuguese. Orkut for one has already welcomed their Brazilian overlords.
2005-10-14 02:20:23 PM  
Ahhh... Washington DC, the smallest state in the union...

Oh wait! nevermind.
2005-10-14 02:20:29 PM  
"The Big coont" ??? Sounds Portuguese....
2005-10-14 02:20:42 PM  
Awww, I miss the Big Hunt. Only place near DuPont with a foosball table that ever had any good action.

/Miss The Fox & Hound, too.
//Miss Flanigan's more.
2005-10-14 02:28:31 PM  
bv2112: But I think we should not hijack Fark and dominate it with Portuguese. Orkut for one has already welcomed their Brazilian overlords.

no worries, but it's always cool to have a different language you can use at parties to talk about mulheres with.
2005-10-14 02:32:58 PM  
Jesus, have enough fark partys DC?
2005-10-14 02:33:04 PM  
Wanna go and see who all you are, but thats right during quarter beers. what to do... what to do...
2005-10-14 02:33:21 PM  
Upstairs? Downstrairs? Where's the party? Maybe I'll show up for this one.
2005-10-14 02:34:34 PM  

Supposed to be warm tomorrow. Check the weather. The balcony may be a good choice.
2005-10-14 02:36:22 PM  

I'm throwing a party at my house that day.

Big Hunt's just around the corner from where I sing, St. Matt's...

Wish I could be there.
2005-10-14 02:36:31 PM  
I'll be there! Look for the black guy w/ the white girl with big boobies.
2005-10-14 02:36:55 PM  
Who wants to know something random about the Big Hunt?

You know you want to click me.

/I've been on the internet too long.
2005-10-14 02:39:12 PM  

What about those of us with the "crusty XXXL sweatpants and pit-stained tshirt" fetish? We never catch a break....
2005-10-14 02:41:29 PM  
Look for the black guy w/ the white girl with big boobies.

I always do. Tomorrow I'll look extra hard.
2005-10-14 02:42:49 PM  
I hope to make this my first. I'll have to see if my internets shirt is clean.
2005-10-14 02:44:54 PM  
I've been waiting for a DC Fark Party and every time one comes up, it's always extremely bad timing for me. :(
2005-10-14 03:01:10 PM  
Lars will be there? Well, I guess me and the nugget princess herself have to join in.
2005-10-14 03:03:03 PM  
Well, I keep saying I'll try to come and then don't. Last time I think I had a good juicy hangover and was too much of a pussy to get motivated to get back to the bar. So maybe I'll try to come to this one...

Wait, does that mean I can't drink tonight? Oh, it means I need to get drunk enough that the hangover doesn't hit til tomorrow afternoon so that I can just keep drinking and wait for the superduper hangover on Sunday.

/Did that make sense to anyone?
//I think I'm retarded
2005-10-14 03:03:36 PM  
Where do I get an internets shirt??
2005-10-14 03:09:49 PM  
FYI, there's DC Kickball league bar crawl Saturday, and Big Hunt is one of the stops, so be prepared to deal with drunken kickball players.

joke in there somewhere...
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