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(Reuters)   Australian rules football player banned for 10 matches after biting an opponent's testicles during a game   ( divider line
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2002-05-01 9:43:04 AM  
gotta love rugby
2002-05-01 9:43:18 AM  
And i wonder why americans think us australians are some backward hicks? :p
2002-05-01 9:43:32 AM  
2002-05-01 9:43:46 AM  
Oh Jeebus!!! You sick, sick bastards!
2002-05-01 9:46:01 AM  
How could you have your face trapped in someone's crotch and not know where you were?
2002-05-01 9:46:54 AM  
"...Chad Davis, playing for Springvale, suffered a perforated scrotum ...

SUFFERED?? Hell, there's guys in Chicago dropping $80 a pop to get one with a cheap earing tossed in.
2002-05-01 9:47:27 AM  
Wait a sec, Aussie rules football and Rugby are totally different sports if I recall. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong here.

Wasn't there an Aussie who was suspended for sticking his finger up other player's arses on the field?
2002-05-01 9:47:28 AM  
Open wide.
2002-05-01 9:48:32 AM  
Um, how do you stick your finger up another player's ass in any sport that's not played naked?!?!
Crazy Aussie bastards...
2002-05-01 9:48:54 AM  
More details here.
2002-05-01 9:49:39 AM  
i did this once at a poetry slam
2002-05-01 9:49:53 AM  
I hate it when players hog the balls.
2002-05-01 9:51:01 AM  

I wondered the same thing. I think due to the loose fitting shorts he was able to reach up the legs... yeah, sick. I believe it happened during pile-ups so.
2002-05-01 9:51:13 AM  
John Hopoate, the finger-up-ass player, is a New Zealander. Doesn't excuse it, though.
2002-05-01 9:51:40 AM  
I think it was just foreplay ... really, a misunderstanding more than anything else.
2002-05-01 9:56:49 AM  
No Picture!?
2002-05-01 9:57:00 AM  
Yes, Aussie Rules and Rugby are two very differnet things. As are Rugby League and Rugby Union.
2002-05-01 9:57:10 AM  
2002-05-01 9:58:22 AM  
The pictures were on the sports news tonight. Trust me, you don't wanna see them.
2002-05-01 9:58:27 AM  
I don't care if it's the equivalent of the Super Bowl, I wouldn't finger guys arse or bite their testicle just to gain an edge.
2002-05-01 10:00:28 AM  
First Mike Tyson, now this. Why do atheletes find each other so delicious?
2002-05-01 10:00:29 AM  
"Excuse me Ref, I'm afraid I've been digitally sodomised and bitten in the ball sack."
If that doesn't draw a foul in a sport I don't know what
2002-05-01 10:00:47 AM  
Not really related, but for the sake of amusement, here's a team photo of the AFL's Port Adelaide Power.

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2002-05-01 10:01:28 AM  
My apologies for confusing a New Zealander with an Aussie. My ex girlfriend was a Kiwi and would drill me on the All Blacks roster, etc. I should have known better.

On a barely related subject, South Africans and New Zealanders have similar accents to me. This insulted the ex greatly when I told her but my SA buddies say it's true. What gives?
2002-05-01 10:02:03 AM  
2002-05-01 10:02:56 AM  
2002-05-01 10:03:41 AM  

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2002-05-01 10:04:28 AM  
Tea-bagging anyone?
2002-05-01 10:05:28 AM  
Not bad enough you have to tape back your ears so people don't bite them off, now you have to tape up your nut sac.
2002-05-01 10:08:07 AM  
why are some of the guys in that team photo holding up one finger and others holding up two? and why does it look like they all cant wait to get back to the locker room and shower together?
2002-05-01 10:08:48 AM  
I bet that didn't go down well...
2002-05-01 10:09:36 AM  
Wow, I thought Ozzies prided themselves on their manliness, I guess that includes scrotum biting and bunghole fingering.
2002-05-01 10:09:50 AM  
Gives the down under slogan ah whole different meaning mate.
2002-05-01 10:10:11 AM  
Must take a lot of BALLS to play this game.
2002-05-01 10:10:53 AM  
Can anybody say 'latent homosexuality'?
2002-05-01 10:12:40 AM  

"It was a split-second decision," Filandia told reporters after the hearing.

More like a split-nutsack decision, I'd say.

Aussie-rules football rocks, but don't the players wear some sort of cups?
2002-05-01 10:13:15 AM  
Drivinwest Australia, Nw Zlnd and Sarth Efrika are all rugby rivals. We just don't like being mistaken for each other. :)
2002-05-01 10:13:36 AM  
"Hopoate, 27, was found guilty on three separate counts of deliberately sticking his fingers up the anuses of Peter Jones, Paul Bowman and Glenn Morrison in Saturday night's match at Dairy Farmers Stadium."
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2002-05-01 10:14:14 AM  
Oh, those crazy Aussie teams and their testicle biting habits...
2002-05-01 10:14:16 AM  
They need ass cups. Mebbe there's a whole market untapped out there...
2002-05-01 10:25:07 AM  
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We're laughing ... with you. Yeah.
2002-05-01 10:25:35 AM  

Australia, Nw Zlnd and Sarth Efrika are all rugby rivals.

Hahaha.. that is the best phonetic spelling i've seen in years. I'm gonna use these in future from now on...
2002-05-01 10:26:28 AM  
Talk about a "nut job"
2002-05-01 10:28:45 AM  
Well it IS a contact sport.
The Hopoate incident reminds me of Road trip.

Rugby Australian Rules.
Hopoate (Hopper = Dirty ex Manly player) = NZer
2002-05-01 10:30:34 AM  
In an interview the player was quoted as saying "well mate, tthe coach sehed I shuld concentrate on going for tha ball"
2002-05-01 10:31:41 AM  
Up the asses of 3 SEPARATE PLAYERS? Sweet farking Jesus, that's the most disturbing thing of all time. And how did they not learn to never turn their backs on that guy??? You'd think once would be enough!
2002-05-01 10:32:07 AM  
No wonder Brits like this game so much.
2002-05-01 10:33:50 AM  
better a sack of ten
than a sack of two

(white castle torture time)
2002-05-01 10:40:39 AM  
I'd still rather play any Aussie footy game than those pansy Grid-iron games you play in the US. Quit it with the padding and helmets already...
2002-05-01 10:42:32 AM  
Just another reason why most of the "sports" in the Olympics are lame.
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