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(   Farker Manic seeks Mustard Man. Object matrimony.   ( divider line
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4016 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 May 2002 at 12:52 AM (19 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2002-04-30 2:09:03 PM  
Wow! 2 fat threads in one day!
2002-05-01 12:53:18 AM  
Good god! Is that a human?
2002-05-01 12:54:24 AM  
2002-05-01 12:54:37 AM  
Sure.... he'll come to be "embraced" by the web people that so love him.... Then someone will link him to what Farkers have done with his picture..... halarity will ensue
2002-05-01 12:55:03 AM  
Yeah I seek Mustard Man too

I also seek the 19th hole guy
2002-05-01 12:56:12 AM  
Do you know the mustard man?
2002-05-01 12:56:42 AM  
Do you know the Mustard Man, the Mustard Man, the Mustard Man,
Do you know the Mustard Man who lives on Cherry Lane?
2002-05-01 12:59:27 AM  
Apparently DigiTan and I are on the same wavelength.
2002-05-01 12:59:56 AM  
I once knew a Colonel Mustard....might be a relative?
2002-05-01 1:02:54 AM  
"Click here or on the image for a larger version."

I think he's large enough, thank you.
2002-05-01 1:04:36 AM  
That poor, poor man...
2002-05-01 1:04:39 AM  
DigiTan: The mustard man?
2002-05-01 1:05:29 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 1:06:23 AM  
His name is Robert Paulson.
2002-05-01 1:12:54 AM  
His name is Robert Paulson.

Skinink, that made me bust out laughing. Good work.
2002-05-01 1:25:14 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

(Itching to photoshop something...)
2002-05-01 1:43:46 AM  
Looks like he works at whatabooger with the orange shirt.
He also looks like he is about to kick the holy crap out of the person taking the picture.
2002-05-01 1:53:58 AM  
Yeah, he lives on Drury Lane.
2002-05-01 1:57:45 AM  
Zombocom has found the Mustard Man.
2002-05-01 2:04:46 AM  
I looked for him on Google. I found these, but not the Mustard Man:

[image from too old to be available]

[image from too old to be available]

He is certainly elusive..
2002-05-01 2:18:43 AM  
who are you?
who? who?
who? who?
2002-05-01 2:18:45 AM  
Maybe you guys should look in Clearwater. There was this senior at CHS in my computer class that looked kinda like him, but without a beard. Dude was so fat, he broke one of those wooden chairs in the portables.

Kind of a prick too, we were learning Pascal and he sent an infinite loop to the printers, so our computer teacher was scrambling to find out what the fark was going on and so he could stop it. Killed a redwood or two with that stunt.

James or Jerry(Mustard Man looks like a Jerry, eh?) was his name, I think.
2002-05-01 2:25:32 AM  
He's on my blog now :) Let the hunt begin!
2002-05-01 2:38:29 AM  
Mustard Man will be found. . .floating face-down in the cesspit of his broken dreams.
2002-05-01 3:37:28 AM  
The Mustard Man is so cool that he could do Mariah, Whitney, & Britney.
Bow down to the king.
You don't need no Grey Poupon either wack biatches !
2002-05-01 4:00:28 AM  
I work with the " SPAM FAIRY "
2002-05-01 4:16:27 AM  
Thanks for your help, guys. I just got word from someone at Wired who wants to pick up the story.

We'll find him, I just know it.
2002-05-01 4:38:14 AM  
Oh, and just because we Photoshop him doesn't mean that we don't love him.

All hail Mustard Man!

[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 5:34:49 AM  
Reminds me of Winie the Pooh with a jar of honey.
Not sure why though...
2002-05-01 6:04:54 AM  
I can see that:

[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 6:07:53 AM  
All your ass are belong to us Mustard Man.
2002-05-01 6:25:12 AM  
He's yella....

Come forth and be recognized..
2002-05-01 7:32:09 AM  
Mustard Man for President, 2004!!!
2002-05-01 7:52:08 AM  
I say, once we find him, he should get invited to the nearest Fark party for free beers and strippers.
2002-05-01 8:07:27 AM  
Can someone post a link to the original photoshop thread of him? Thanks.

2002-05-01 8:08:40 AM  
He might have lost a little weight...

[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 8:45:19 AM  
Mustard Man as a cold and lonely, lovely work of art:

[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 8:50:42 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-05-01 8:51:15 AM  
I was chasing the mustard man down the street...
but I couldn't ketchup.
2002-05-01 8:55:44 AM  
Mustard man makes me laugh.

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man.

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man.

2002-05-01 12:37:12 PM  
I actually saw mustard man on monday night. I didn't know there was a manhunt for him.

he was buying groceries, and I said "Hey! Mustard Man!" He gave me a dirty look.

no shiat
2002-05-01 12:52:28 PM  
While we're at it can we try and find the Icy Hot Stuntaz too? Their mom left her teeth behind once she'd finished.
2002-05-01 6:41:21 PM  
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till Dijon brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at all
No No No No
I'm the Mustard Man
Garnishing his pretzel up here alone
2002-05-02 12:06:22 AM  
Was that him in the kitchen, with the candlestick?
2002-05-02 9:25:37 AM  
LOL @ BU_Diehard
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