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(Local6) Video Dog eats $6,000 ring   ( divider line
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9064 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Oct 2005 at 12:28 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-10-04 04:53:52 PM  
Don't worry - It'll come out in the end!
2005-10-04 04:57:43 PM  
Woof woof. Hey, look at that ring. I could buy a side of beef with that thing.

Damn! I have no pockets! Oh wait, I know what to do....
2005-10-04 05:05:16 PM  
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Dog gets impromptu operation with a samurai sword. There can be only one.
2005-10-05 12:24:35 AM  
That ring ain't worth shiat.
2005-10-05 12:29:39 AM  
I think Old_Fark wins.
2005-10-05 12:29:57 AM  
who lets their dog eat a 6 grand ring???

2005-10-05 12:30:07 AM  
Oh man. I hope it was the "E" ring. That show is lame.
2005-10-05 12:30:21 AM  
"woof , mine now biooooootch"
2005-10-05 12:32:39 AM  
Okay. Dog eating $6k ring. Video tag.

Is this the video the extraction or him eating it?

/doesn't want to click to find out
2005-10-05 12:32:57 AM  
Puringa Dog Chow?
2005-10-05 12:35:17 AM  
I know what would happen if a chicken ate a 6000 dollar ring. Specists.
2005-10-05 12:37:32 AM  
Gessh, first gourmet food for dogs, now this. You know you're rich when you can afford to feed your dog $6000 rings. Although, I heard the Jones feed their dogs $8000 rings.
2005-10-05 12:37:34 AM  
Okay. This shouldn't hurt a bit.

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2005-10-05 12:38:42 AM  
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Dogs are man's best friend.

I think we all know who came out ahead in this one.
2005-10-05 12:38:52 AM  
bmihura: I think Old_Fark wins.

It's supposed to be, "Don't worry, dear. Things will work out at the end."
2005-10-05 12:39:07 AM  
Dog meet knife.
2005-10-05 12:39:28 AM  
my little sibling would eat coins at an early age. it ended up in the diaper. I would recommend a dog diaper. Definately. I wear a dog diaper...feels good on my low hanging ballz.
2005-10-05 12:39:57 AM  

2005-10-05 12:40:13 AM  
Me= PWN3D!!!11

/It worked for like 4 seconds...
2005-10-05 12:41:27 AM  
Oi! Don't Snatch!
2005-10-05 12:41:36 AM  
"The dog is fine, the ring is fine and I don't take the ring off my finger now," Wiesner said. "No matter what, it doesn't come off."

Because it's glued on with dog-done?
2005-10-05 12:42:00 AM  
Methinks that someone needs to go get a box of Ex-Lax.

/Blatantly stolen from a movie
//Gone In 60 Seconds
///the remake, not the REALLY good one
////Should I go for five?
//Survey says yes!
2005-10-05 12:44:05 AM  
Your dog wants DeBeers.

/mmm, beers
///sorry, wrong thread
2005-10-05 12:44:37 AM  
HAHAHA p00p!!!11!!
2005-10-05 12:45:09 AM  
Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a farking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
2005-10-05 12:46:52 AM  
Your dog wants to one-up the other dogs and their corny turds.
2005-10-05 12:48:34 AM  
Will somebody check with Kanye and see if that reporter is allowed to say "bling?"

/thank you
2005-10-05 12:53:10 AM  
She should have PVed it and the ring would have popped right out.
2005-10-05 12:56:04 AM  
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2005-10-05 12:58:02 AM  
This too shall pass...
2005-10-05 01:13:15 AM  
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2005-10-05 01:20:47 AM  
Here's a joke for you all...

What time is it when your dog eats your $6,000 ring???

Time to kill the dog.
2005-10-05 01:20:58 AM  
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2005-10-05 01:32:44 AM  
phoxxy: Is this the video the extraction or him eating it?

I particularly love how CNN places their little "Watch!" icon next to all the most gruesome headlines.

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2005-10-05 01:35:24 AM  
next headline 'Dog pawns ring buys gun shoots owner'
2005-10-05 01:37:07 AM  
Rover is either crapping it out or getting cut open. His choice.
2005-10-05 01:41:13 AM  
2005-10-05 01:47:14 AM  
A ring out the o-ring.
2005-10-05 01:53:08 AM  
Why is there no mention of her washing the ring before wearing it on her finger and never taking it off again?
2005-10-05 01:57:07 AM  
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2005-10-05 02:23:17 AM  
Well, after you factor in the price of a new dog, make that a $6500 ring.
2005-10-05 02:56:02 AM  
If something like that happens here in the Philippines, then to hell with the dog. Rip apart his innards and retrieve the ring. He'll even make for great stew afterwards.
2005-10-05 03:03:24 AM  
any body else watch the '4-Year-Old Eats Heroin' video?
I, for one, thought that was a much more compelling something-eats-something piece.

/no older white woman saying 'bling' though
//so I guess it wasn't really all that compelling now was it
///at least when I wrote it the two compellings magically lined up in the box
&I do so love me some slashiation
& &and some &ination
2005-10-05 03:05:23 AM  
no idea how the ^ got in there
in preview was &&
2005-10-05 04:08:47 AM  
Dude, what is this?



Too obscure? Major award to whomever gets it first.
2005-10-05 04:22:54 AM  
WTF is wrong with dogs that they just jump up and eat shiat like that??? Must be a side effect of domestication; eat everything unless it's bigger than you.
2005-10-05 04:33:40 AM  


Yeah man, my dog ate my stash!
2005-10-05 04:53:18 AM  
that's one soon to be dead dog
/not a big fan of dogs
2005-10-05 06:10:37 AM  
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There you go, studebaker hoch....
2005-10-05 07:19:31 AM  
your dog wants steak, a few dates and some flowers before a ring or any swallowing is involved.
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