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(Monsters and Critics)   New speculation suggests that big bad rap mogul may have accidentally shot himself in the ass following MTV music awards   ( people.monstersandcritics.com) divider line
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2005-08-31 08:52:21 PM  
Now *that's* what I call Black on Black crime.
\try the veal
 
2005-08-31 08:56:08 PM  
Assuming he did shoot himself raises more questions than it answers. WHY is he even allowed to carry a gun. HOW did he get it in the night club. He and everyone within 100 feet should have been strip searched. He's a convicted felon and so are many of the people in his "posse". He's the reason people use the "N" word.
 
2005-08-31 09:01:46 PM  
So, he's so large that his east coast doesn't like his west coast?
 
2005-08-31 09:02:52 PM  
WHY is he even allowed to carry a gun.

He isn't.

HOW did he get it in the night club.

He's Suge Knight and he's rich.

He's the reason people use the "N" word.

Yeah, that's just silly.
 
2005-09-01 12:56:13 AM  
too bad he didn't shoot himself somewhere that it would count. jackass.
 
2005-09-01 12:56:32 AM  
Nerd? Cause I'm da Nerdgod and he'd better step off!
 
2005-09-01 12:57:14 AM  
Let the punishment fit the crime.... He should have to shoot himself again
 
2005-09-01 01:00:24 AM  
Attention Whore
 
2005-09-01 01:00:32 AM  
So Suge Knight is the only gansta that is so pathetic that he can't even put a cap in the huge immobile target that is...Suge Knight?
 
2005-09-01 01:02:27 AM  
how's that butthole surfer song go

It hit him in the leg. it shoulda been a better shot and got him in the head.

ah, heck, i'm "old" and uncool anymore. i'm 33.
fark him, fark his record label, fark anyone that buys into that whole gangsta thing. stupid white urban kids. need to be thrown onto a real street and see how gangsta they are.

/goes back into the corner and mumbles to himself
 
2005-09-01 01:02:53 AM  
He's a playa hater.
 
2005-09-01 01:03:07 AM  
I'm sure the rumor was started by his detractors to destroy his 'cred'. Keep up the good work.
 
2005-09-01 01:03:07 AM  
Spooge Night? Yeah, I have the entire series on DVD.
 
2005-09-01 01:03:21 AM  
Now if his aim had only been a bit better-worse, what a wonderful Darwin award that would have been.
 
2005-09-01 01:03:30 AM  
Dwangerous:

Assuming he did shoot himself raises more questions than it answers. WHY is he even allowed to carry a gun. HOW did he get it in the night club. He and everyone within 100 feet should have been strip searched. He's a convicted felon and so are many of the people in his "posse". He's the reason people use the "N" word.


And you're the reason people use the "I" word, as in ignorant.
 
2005-09-01 01:04:18 AM  
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2005-09-01 01:04:23 AM  
I once shot myself just to watch myself die.

/johnny cash was a pussy
 
2005-09-01 01:04:54 AM  
So, is he going to go to prison now?

Afterall, on the radio they play that commercial "If you commit a gun crime your family pays" You know the one where the little girl says, "when my brother so-and-so got awested he sentenced me to fwive years of walking alone from school"

So anyway, give him the max. Violent felons don't need guns.
 
2005-09-01 01:06:45 AM  
Shoot Me In The Ass

Reach in your pocket for a handgun
Level it at my bootyhole
Pull the trigger on me
Hit me with a gunshot

Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass

Plug me full of holes in my bootyhole
Fill me full of lead in my asscrack
Take my life away from this earth
Blow my ass away from this world

Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass

Introduce me to my grave
Deprive me of my everlasting life
Blow me off the face of this earth
Leave me lying on the street corner dead

Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass
Shoot me in the ass

/rock on london, rock on chicago
//mtv, do they play music videos anymore?
 
2005-09-01 01:08:05 AM  
Who farking cares...

News like this seems so inane, especially after the last week...
 
2005-09-01 01:09:10 AM  
So Suge Knight is the only gansta that is so pathetic that he can't even put a cap in the huge immobile target that is...Suge Knight?

Hey, don't be dissin' on the Suge. Suge is so dangerous, he has to carry a piece to protect himself from himself. And if he did shoot his own arse, he had good reason. Obviously he drew first, and had no choice but to respond.
 
2005-09-01 01:10:58 AM  
Gee, they're having a hard time finding people to come forward to incriminate someone that has the balls to shoot Suge Knight? Who would've thunk?
 
2005-09-01 01:24:45 AM  
"Let the ni**er die!"

/My fav line in "Gangs of New York".
 
2005-09-01 01:26:04 AM  
well while we're speculating on things, i think it was robert blake that did it. why don't we greenlight an article about that.
 
2005-09-01 01:29:19 AM  
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wants to be

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as intimidating as

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obviously cant

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2005-09-01 01:29:59 AM  
as much as i would like to pass most of this off as just "people being jackassery proliferators", i cant help but remind a few of you that... well... you are pretty fuhking racist.
But i didnt need to REALLY point that out.
I can only hope you few were hoping for the veritable "badoom-chhshhhhh" rimshot, because if not, its again a shame that racism is this alive in ehmurika.
 
2005-09-01 01:31:42 AM  
Damn. When I first read the headline I figured Diddy realized how bad the show was and tried to do us all a favor. However, after I RTFA it was just more Suge BS. Why they ever left him out of jail is beyond me (Oh yeah, he's rich & can afford $$$$ lawyers).
\He killed Tupac for chrissake. Yeah, I said it. Got a problem with the truth?
 
2005-09-01 01:32:13 AM  
People call him "N"
Nigel, he's a right Nigel, that one.

it's worse than being a Walter or a Cecil
 
2005-09-01 01:34:01 AM  
Hes the black Homer Simpson

/doh'
//nothing like embarasment to take your mind off a tragity
 
2005-09-01 01:46:34 AM  
Used to live 3 miles from Compton. It was and still is a toilet. Absolutely no idea WHY anyone would want to glorify it.
 
2005-09-01 01:48:04 AM  
Hey, it worked that time he shot Tupac..
 
2005-09-01 02:00:16 AM  
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Is it just me, or does James Avery (Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air) look like a happier, older version of Marion Suge Knight?
 
2005-09-01 02:05:48 AM  
Somebody please pray for Marion


/marion suge knight that is...
 
2005-09-01 02:06:28 AM  
Threadstarter in danger...
 
2005-09-01 02:08:28 AM  
Maybe his rap gangsta pants fell down.
 
2005-09-01 02:10:50 AM  
damn farking golfers.

Just a fyi. the "n" word does not just apply to one race. TBH i can think of several people that are of various races that the "n" word label fits quite well. your actions and your behavior is what determines if you are a "n" word.
 
2005-09-01 02:11:45 AM  
"Suge, can't we all just get along?"

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2005-09-01 02:45:45 AM  
Let me be the first to say I'm VERY disappointed that he missed, firing a bullet into his head, beFORE more than 2 people ever heard the retarded name Suge Night, Nigit, whatever. This is one person who's life is more worthless to me than a fly eater in Ethiopia. I'd seriously pay a year's salary to piss on his corpse.
 
2005-09-01 02:55:42 AM  
He's the reason people use the "N" word.

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????
 
2005-09-01 02:56:55 AM  
after seeing edgerunner's response, all i can think about is a chris rock bit, and the vid of the cop shooting himself in the leg.

"I ain't never been to jail." What do you want a cookie? You're not supposed to go to jail you low expectation havin' motherfarker!

i guess you could consider me a racist too. i'm white but i hate white trash a lot more than any other lower end of a race. god damned, lazy ass, rotten toothed, neighborhood ruining scum buckets. wish they'd cross the border.
 
2005-09-01 02:59:39 AM  
If he's smart, he'll do what Puffy did and pay one of his peon security guards to claim ownership of the gun so he can avoid jail time.
 
2005-09-01 03:08:18 AM  
Well this will be ugly...now you know that Suge's asses people are gonna go after Suge in retaliation. Once it starts it just goes on and on. Suge will really be in trouble if Suge's ass calls in the taint for backup.

/Putting the pipe down now
//what the hell did I just type?
///Slashiaty-slash!!
 
2005-09-01 03:09:38 AM  
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2005-09-01 03:33:15 AM  
The old Mexican-carrying a Glock trick again
 
2005-09-01 03:35:30 AM  
So it was an old Mexican carrying a Glock?

/so confused white boy
 
2005-09-01 03:36:53 AM  
Well, if he shot himself it will be pretty obvious from the wound: angle of entry/exit, gunshot residue, etc. even if he didn't have a gun on him. The cops will already know if he shot himself or not.
 
2005-09-01 04:05:17 AM  
Way to go Suge. Now how's about fessin up to putting out a hit on Notorious BIG and oh yeah, Tupac.
 
2005-09-01 05:08:21 AM  
Speculation Knight accidentally shot self

Speculation Knight? Now that is a cool name. He's an international man of mystery on the stocks and shares scene.
 
2005-09-01 05:21:07 AM  
This thread is useless without a Ha Ha Man.
 
2005-09-01 05:21:55 AM  
I'm not sure any other nickname has ever approached the heights of idiocy reached by "Suge." Let me see if I understand; you want to take the first syllable of "sugar," to be pronounced just like it is in "sugar," so you conclude that APPENDING AN "E" IS THE SOLUTION?!

In the name of phonics, I urge everyone to pronounce "Suge" to rhyme with "stooge."
 
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