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2005-08-31 8:01:35 PM  
Important: You MUST be the photographer of the photos you submit. Do NOT submit anyone else's photography as your own.

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This Weeks Theme: Teh Funnay

Description:
Photos that are hilarious, comical, silly, amusing, etc.
 
2005-08-31 8:04:17 PM  
OH NO! I was suppose to wait till 9:00 PM this week!!


Stupid me. Sorry, I'll make sure to do it the right time next week.


*bends over for his spanking*
 
2005-08-31 8:12:50 PM  
Hmmm, never done one of these before, but I giggle every time I look at this picture, which I took back in May. Notice it's an Iowa license plate.

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2005-08-31 8:15:51 PM  
I took this one a month or two ago. I ordered spaghetti with meatballs and sausage from a delivery place (Gionino's) and this is exactly how it looked when I opened it.


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2005-08-31 8:16:34 PM  
CcSteff:

Hmmm, never done one of these before, but I giggle every time I look at this picture, which I took back in May. Notice it's an Iowa license plate.


Welcome to the contest CcSteff. Nice pic. :)
 
2005-08-31 8:22:23 PM  
Oh wait, this one is great too. Too big to post.
 
2005-08-31 8:23:41 PM  
I got nothing tonight, so I'll just post three pictures that will make you laugh at ME and my dorkiness.

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Yes, I spent a day posing action figures.
 
2005-08-31 8:25:09 PM  
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This is the only one I've got this week.
The cat did that all by himself.
 
2005-08-31 8:25:42 PM  
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Last year, during Hurricane Ivan. We decided this was a real "no shiat?" kind of picture.
 
2005-08-31 8:28:59 PM  
CcSteff: Oh wait, this one is great too. Too big to post.


Use this url for your submission, I compressed it for you.

http://www.itsouttasite.com/fark/smallDCP_5416.jpg
 
2005-08-31 8:29:12 PM  
 
2005-08-31 8:29:37 PM  
Unfortunately, all of my "funny" pics are of me and my friends getting drunk and doing stupid shiat, so I'll spare you all that because I'm sure we've all seen drunk people. Instead I give what I saw on the way home from North Carolina a month or so ago, somewhere outside Richmond, VA:

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2005-08-31 8:30:27 PM  
 
2005-08-31 8:31:52 PM  
Thanks, CuddleButt!!

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2005-08-31 8:32:10 PM  
woodpecker from mars: This one always cracks me up. My four year old nephew rocking out to Van Halen.

That is farking hilarious!

You can tell he's in mid-headbang too
 
2005-08-31 8:32:56 PM  
woodpecker: My four year old nephew rocking out to Van Halen.

Oooh, be sure to keep that one for his wedding...
 
2005-08-31 8:34:34 PM  
Bah. Again with voting.

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tonkin: You can tell he's in mid-headbang too

My son has taught him well.
 
2005-08-31 8:36:11 PM  
My nephew again.

Saving this one for the wedding, too.

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2005-08-31 8:39:01 PM  
CaptainJim: If you never saw the cat lipstick thread here it is.

I had forgotten all about that, thanks for reminding me ;)
 
2005-08-31 8:54:08 PM  
CaptainJim: If you never saw the cat lipstick thread here it is.

If you took a picture of that, I hope that no one took one of a guy in superhero pjs....

And for some reason I really don't have any humourous pictures that I've taken. I'll have to work on that for the future
 
2005-08-31 8:55:10 PM  
It's always a good idea to serenade your date.

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/now with voting
//*bends over for another spanking*
 
2005-08-31 8:56:37 PM  
The string puppet dance.

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2005-08-31 8:58:28 PM  
I caught this scene seconds before that age old chicken joke took a tragic turn.

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2005-08-31 9:01:19 PM  
This on the power supply of a white box computer I built. Always thought it was funny.

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2005-08-31 9:01:57 PM  
My dog just does not look pleased, you wouldn't either if you were wearing antlers:

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2005-08-31 9:02:55 PM  
Barcelona glassblowers on break:

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From right to left:
"It was *this* big!"
"Hey, gimme a light!"
"No, listen to what I'm telling you!"
"Oh, I shouldn't have had that paella last night."
 
2005-08-31 9:03:31 PM  
The Magnificent Seven:

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2005-08-31 9:03:56 PM  
I am doing 45, the truck is doing 45. Its funny, because I laugh in the face of danger.


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2005-08-31 9:04:11 PM  
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2005-08-31 9:05:01 PM  
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2005-08-31 9:06:00 PM  
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2005-08-31 9:06:53 PM  
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Beulah the Catahoula sticking her head out of the car going 60 mph.
 
2005-08-31 9:08:03 PM  
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2005-08-31 9:08:59 PM  
Sun worshipper:

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2005-08-31 9:11:20 PM  
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Moriah the Catahoula doing her impression of a laughing hyena.
 
2005-08-31 9:12:32 PM  
 
2005-08-31 9:22:52 PM  
Sorry - don't really have anything funny to add this week. Very fortunate that this was all we got from Katrina. Please say a prayer for those of us on the coast who are recovering.
Tfarkette in Louisiana

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2005-08-31 9:26:55 PM  
Ok. Found another one.

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2005-08-31 9:28:19 PM  
I found this really funny when I saw it. You have to understand it's a small rest stop along a fairly desolate stretch of I-95 in central Maine, miles from anything. My friend in Maine didn't see the humor, I guess she's seen it too many times.

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2005-08-31 9:29:03 PM  
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2005-08-31 9:29:20 PM  
funny or scary? you decide:

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2005-08-31 9:31:48 PM  
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2005-08-31 9:31:58 PM  
When you need to hold on to a block, but both your hands are busy...

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2005-08-31 9:34:14 PM  
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2005-08-31 9:42:37 PM  
 
2005-08-31 9:42:53 PM  
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I thougnt is was funny, I said to my dad, "that's hot" and he almost spit his beer...
 
2005-08-31 9:59:59 PM  
Some Elvi on Canal Street in New Orleans, the Saturday before Mardi Gras. Happier times.

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(Elvi = plural of Elvis)
 
2005-08-31 10:02:23 PM  
 
2005-08-31 10:05:14 PM  
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no one believes my when i say i went to jack benny jr high. they taught me how to be funny there. the name of the sports team was THE 39ERS.

btw, that's marcia brady's dress i borrowed.
 
2005-08-31 10:23:30 PM  
This? Oh, no, I didn't do it. Just saw it myself. I think there may have been a dog that came in here earlier or something, ...


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2005-08-31 10:23:33 PM  
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2005-08-31 10:23:37 PM  
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Our then 2 year old female iguana in her first mating season.
 
2005-08-31 10:29:52 PM  
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Reason #27 why I won't be getting my security deposit back.
 
2005-08-31 10:30:57 PM  
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2005-08-31 10:32:51 PM  
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2005-08-31 10:34:16 PM  
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Kitty cat kisses from the girl who brings such laughter to my life:)

/no voting
 
2005-08-31 10:34:38 PM  
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2005-08-31 10:42:41 PM  
Yikes...just read submission rules and saw that you can't submit on same subject more than once. My bad. Feel free to disable voting/disqualify.
 
2005-08-31 10:46:21 PM  
sarty:

Yikes...just read submission rules and saw that you can't submit on same subject more than once. My bad. Feel free to disable voting/disqualify.


I think yours are fine. Same subject, but appearently taken at different times. The rule is to help eliminate pictures taken at basically the same time, same subject, with a different angle or lighting, or such. ;)
 
2005-08-31 10:54:09 PM  
Kind of like Captain Jim's lipstick butt one?
 
2005-08-31 11:01:13 PM  
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Farker BSims at Peoria Fark Party just over a year ago.
 
2005-08-31 11:03:19 PM  
Track93 - the "Elvi" picture made me remember a photo I took a few years back in the French Quarter - definitely happier times.

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2005-08-31 11:04:06 PM  
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Twins' first ever day on the beach.
 
2005-08-31 11:06:48 PM  
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She's serious about the Krispy Kreme's.
 
2005-08-31 11:25:37 PM  
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2005-08-31 11:29:31 PM  
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2005-08-31 11:31:57 PM  
 
2005-08-31 11:32:03 PM  
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2005-08-31 11:32:07 PM  
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1st
 
2005-08-31 11:33:06 PM  
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2005-08-31 11:33:15 PM  
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My old hometown.
 
2005-08-31 11:33:36 PM  
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2nd


(Her button is supposed to be a boxing glove attacking a stapler, with the "don't do it" line through it... no one ever understood what it meant.)
 
2005-08-31 11:33:55 PM  
Track93: Some Elvi on Canal Street in New Orleans, the Saturday before Mardi Gras. Happier times.


well how bout that. here's me (the dude) with the same elvi, i knew them at but a glance of yours. :)

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2005-08-31 11:34:47 PM  
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2005-08-31 11:35:00 PM  
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My new hometown.
 
2005-08-31 11:35:49 PM  
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Taken on a ferry crossing Lake Michigan.
 
2005-08-31 11:36:16 PM  
ACTUAL public warning painted on a wall in Barcelona:
The guy getting kicked from behind cracks me up everytime I see it.

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2005-08-31 11:37:02 PM  
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And sadly, my phone company.
 
2005-08-31 11:37:28 PM  
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2005-08-31 11:37:45 PM  
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WW2 memorial in DC, where it's fun to see the sights, but nobody cares about that "respect" crap.
 
2005-08-31 11:39:59 PM  
Great work folks!!

I got nothin' funny, so I'm just a spectator this time around.
 
2005-08-31 11:40:27 PM  
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3rd
 
2005-08-31 11:40:49 PM  
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2005-08-31 11:41:52 PM  
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Fighting Hobo
The story is better than the picture. On a cold day late last November I heard yelling coming from outside my apartment window. I looked out and saw a man staggering around yelling at another guy to come fight him. To show that he meant business he stripped off his coat, his sweater, and his shirt. This took about 10 minutes since he managed, a number of times, to get his shirt caught over his head. The other guy walked away, but that didn't stop fighting hobo from scaring people walking by with his yelling and urge to fight. Not too long after the police showed up, talked to him and his friend (who had been sitting on park bench doing nothing), put the friend in the back of their cruiser and let the drunken fighting hobo go. As he staggered away he yelled at the trees beside the sidewalk.
 
2005-08-31 11:42:28 PM  
staplermofo: 3rd

The really funny part is when you turn the faucet on.
 
2005-08-31 11:43:21 PM  
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Pissed off Pussy
 
2005-08-31 11:47:52 PM  
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No Danger Here!
 
2005-08-31 11:48:01 PM  
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my dog hates taking a bath
 
2005-08-31 11:48:03 PM  
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Sort of an inside joke. I'll give you a hint-I go to Illinois Institute of Technology. If you look up the respective reputations of the two schools, you should get it.
/only one I have
 
2005-08-31 11:48:46 PM  
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I thought Schnauzers were German, not French!
 
2005-08-31 11:50:12 PM  
ruhk, EXTREME!!!!!
 
2005-08-31 11:51:15 PM  
Staplermofo:
I'm sorry for asking... but is that doll a character from Neon Genesis?
 
2005-08-31 11:53:30 PM  
This one isn't going to be the least bit funny for you Democrat supporters out there... but yeah, it's an actual road sign in my parents' subdivision in Indiana.

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/that said, I'm still a Bush-hater myself...
 
2005-08-31 11:53:48 PM  
"It just stopped working!"
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(That used to be a night light.)
 
2005-08-31 11:54:25 PM  
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My cat Murray, who managed to squeeze half of himself inside one of those long, skinny "fridge size" Pepsi boxes.
 
2005-08-31 11:54:46 PM  
My first farktography...this was my fortune in Japan.
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/Never goes anywhere without thick guard
 
2005-08-31 11:55:19 PM  
Lemmiwinks The Gerbil King:
I'm sorry for asking... but is that doll a character from Neon Genesis?


Yeah, it's Asuka.
 
2005-08-31 11:55:29 PM  
me last halloween

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2005-08-31 11:56:24 PM  
staplermofo, my cat does that too, heheh.
 
2005-08-31 11:56:45 PM  
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I was just taking a photo of my friends in a gruop when one decided to pick something off of the ground...
 
2005-08-31 11:57:04 PM  
staplermofo: Lemmiwinks The Gerbil King:
I'm sorry for asking... but is that doll a character from Neon Genesis?

Yeah, it's Asuka.



That's what I thought. Sweet.

/got hooked on Neon Genesis only a few weeks ago by a friend
 
2005-08-31 11:57:51 PM  
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my bro and his friend on prom night (no they weren't going together heh)
 
2005-08-31 11:58:52 PM  
woops, forgot about the one-photo-per-post rule.
 
2005-09-01 12:00:07 AM  
 
2005-09-01 12:02:11 AM  
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Notice all the other places he COULD have driven.

/thanks ImageShack
 
2005-09-01 12:02:59 AM  
is it wrong that im attracted to Asuka?

/i'd jerk to her comatose body
//sorry, finally saw end of evangelion 2 weeks ago, watched the series years ago
 
2005-09-01 12:04:39 AM  
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CA plate.
 
2005-09-01 12:05:13 AM  
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Yes, that's a sword. Yes, that's a motherboard. Yes, that's WD40 and a lighter being used as a flame thrower to burninate the motherboard.
 
2005-09-01 12:05:39 AM  
 
2005-09-01 12:05:46 AM  
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1/3 Construction on the Karakoram Highway between China and Pakistan (not photoshopped, I swear)
 
2005-09-01 12:06:49 AM  
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2/3 Cars will be towed in Kashi
 
2005-09-01 12:06:51 AM  
For want of a better ampersand, J. Lo became their biggest client.

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2005-09-01 12:07:19 AM  
The dog is male. After all was said and done, he had a bright pink nipple that was over an inch long.


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2005-09-01 12:07:36 AM  
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3/3 Shot through a taxi window in Shanghai. Please excuse.
 
2005-09-01 12:07:49 AM  
#1
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2005-09-01 12:07:54 AM  
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2005-09-01 12:07:56 AM  
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my wife She probly wont think this is very funny
 
2005-09-01 12:08:12 AM  
Bullseye_blam

Why's s/he after a birdie with a tennis racket?
 
2005-09-01 12:08:14 AM  
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No comment...
 
2005-09-01 12:08:46 AM  
#2
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2005-09-01 12:10:13 AM  
 
2005-09-01 12:10:18 AM  
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my wife she problem doesnt think this is funny though
 
2005-09-01 12:10:46 AM  
 
2005-09-01 12:11:59 AM  
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My lab will die someday to save that toy.
/sniff
 
2005-09-01 12:12:19 AM  
#3
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2005-09-01 12:13:01 AM  
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Irondequoit/Rochester, NY
 
2005-09-01 12:13:02 AM  
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My brother playing chubby bunny, but with cookies instead. He's special.
 
2005-09-01 12:13:41 AM  
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Look close.
 
2005-09-01 12:13:50 AM  
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my son going swimming he calls it michelean man going swimming
 
2005-09-01 12:14:33 AM  
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mmm beer
 
M-G
2005-09-01 12:14:53 AM  
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2005-09-01 12:15:06 AM  
 
2005-09-01 12:15:47 AM  
Apparently I greatly angered this robin. Oops.

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2005-09-01 12:16:39 AM  
I took this one late last year or maybe early this year in Hallandale Beach, FL.

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2005-09-01 12:17:02 AM  
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Both taken at my honeymoon last year.

/Thanks again ImageShack!
 
2005-09-01 12:19:06 AM  
Track93: Some Elvi on Canal Street in New Orleans, the Saturday before Mardi Gras. Happier times.

Man. Groups of Elvii get around!
Birdsville - A year ago this week.

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2005-09-01 12:19:32 AM  
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I was messing with my camera's zoom one day and came up with this.

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2005-09-01 12:20:01 AM  
I had a little fun with the letter board at my friends wedding a few months back. I'm surprised a wedding hall would keep this kind of display unlocked.

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2005-09-01 12:20:14 AM  
Entry #1 - My loving family at Disneyland a couple of years ago.

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2005-09-01 12:21:17 AM  
phiberxatrix

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my wife She probly wont think this is very funny


Well, at least you didn't include weight="xxx" in there.
 
2005-09-01 12:21:33 AM  
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2005-09-01 12:22:22 AM  
Entry #3

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2005-09-01 12:22:40 AM  
This one I took at a Sheraton in Orlando, FL. Spoogewash???

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2005-09-01 12:24:51 AM  
D'oh! Not having teh internet for a month caused me to make a rookie mistake.
Entry #1
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Best Superbowl party ever
 
2005-09-01 12:26:32 AM  
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"Oh, how I hate you guys right now"

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2005-09-01 12:26:41 AM  
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wink
 
2005-09-01 12:27:49 AM  
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Took this one quite a long time ago, when I was out for a drive. I had my camera with me, and it was just too good to pass up.
 
2005-09-01 12:28:29 AM  
Entry #2
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The long road makes people stir crazy. Best vacation ever!
 
2005-09-01 12:28:45 AM  
Ninja_Platypus:
Heh. I have a yellow lab, and that dog loves swimming. She'll go "swimming" in a puddle, and has jumped into our pool while it was covered for the winter. A few gallons of rainwater looked inviting, so in she went.

/goofy labs and their love for water
 
2005-09-01 12:29:07 AM  
 
2005-09-01 12:29:08 AM  
A few months later, this guy was arrested for exposing himself to millions of people on live national television.
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He was really farked up that night.
 
2005-09-01 12:30:16 AM  
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Took this one quite a long time ago, when I was out for a drive. I had my camera with me, and it was just too good to pass up.

/now with voting goodness
//please remove previous post
 
2005-09-01 12:30:40 AM  
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2005-09-01 12:33:21 AM  
Aww crap. I forgot that last picture had a 5 pixel border... Mods, please feel free to delete my last entry if you deem it in violation of rules. Sorry 'bout that.
 
2005-09-01 12:33:44 AM  
My friend Never Daniel fell asleep in the park, and when he woke up, he was a Korean Al Jolson.
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2005-09-01 12:34:01 AM  
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He isn't drunk, just really tired and hungry. Spent three days at a music festival, came back and we all crashed for about 15 hours. He was the first.

/First farktography post of all time.
 
2005-09-01 12:34:03 AM  
#3
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after a night of drinking we found my zodiac beanie baby that my wife gave me had had a little to much (we are both pigs in the chinese calender)
 
2005-09-01 12:34:21 AM  
Entry #3
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On vacation in Maryland, with some real Maryland crabs. The official tile of the picture is "Dana, Destructor of Crabs" Best setup for a punchline ever!
 
2005-09-01 12:34:46 AM  
Ancalagon

For me, THAT is The Happiest Place on Earth.
 
2005-09-01 12:35:55 AM  
 
2005-09-01 12:36:25 AM  
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Friend of mine outside the Metropolitan Museum of Sex in NYC.
 
2005-09-01 12:37:08 AM  
This would qualify for Engrish perhaps, but it's an American company based on a very famous icon.

Still, if your eyes glaze over a little bit, you will never stop seeing POPE YES.

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2005-09-01 12:37:58 AM  
CraicBaby: My cat Murray, who managed to squeeze half of himself inside one of those long, skinny "fridge size" Pepsi boxes.

That looks just like my cat Snoop. He does the same thing. And he has just about the exact same markings.

/not a comedic name, like Snoop Catt. It's Snoop because he snoops around into everything.
 
2005-09-01 12:38:11 AM  
And for #2...

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Same friend outside a shoe store in NYC.
 
2005-09-01 12:42:02 AM  
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There are a few of these, but here is one more.
 
2005-09-01 12:45:26 AM  
And for my third and final...

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Floormate removing toilet paper from his dorm room after a pranking.
 
2005-09-01 12:46:01 AM  
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/Taken in New York last winter
//We did have the dumplings. They were good.
 
2005-09-01 12:48:23 AM  
DiscoPenguin, would those happen to be scintillating jeweled scuttling crabs?

Somehow the scene seemed familiar.
 
2005-09-01 12:51:49 AM  
Aw crap, I just remembered the old Edmonton tradition of burning snowmen. I'll post a photo to show what it is, but I won't enable voting.

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2005-09-01 12:56:23 AM  
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Ahh, my mom babying my pit bull......
 
2005-09-01 12:57:18 AM  
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yea thats right, i bought one
 
2005-09-01 1:02:50 AM  
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big ups to Underground Pizza!
 
2005-09-01 1:02:58 AM  
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I guess they meant it.
 
2005-09-01 1:05:27 AM  
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That's my giant baby.
 
2005-09-01 1:05:34 AM  
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Just like this one
 
2005-09-01 1:07:40 AM  
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Mods, I'm an idiot, please delete above

(thanks)


This is a pic of my cousin during a pre wedding partygame (scavenger hunt)

Funny thing was the middle aged Asian guy who ran the shop:

"can my cousin photocopy his butt?"

"yes"

and he carried on what he was doing, didn't ask why...
 
2005-09-01 1:12:12 AM  
klo_89: a photo I took a few years back in the French Quarter

I have the same photo (nearly) from Mardi Gras this year...
 
2005-09-01 1:12:17 AM  
Henry VIII, ready for combat at the Tower of London.
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2005-09-01 1:13:36 AM  
Now with voting goodness...

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2005-09-01 1:15:54 AM  
#1

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2005-09-01 1:16:07 AM  
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Mods - please delete above (sorry)
Richard - wants to be a cop

Big ups to Underground Pizza
 
2005-09-01 1:17:35 AM  
#2

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2005-09-01 1:21:06 AM  
#3

Step 1) Buy a 2nd Xbox.
Step 2) Wait for cat to crawl inside and peek out the hole for the serial number.
Step 3) Sneak camera in the opening behind her and take a series of photos, and post the best one:

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2005-09-01 1:24:45 AM  
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Yo Furniture... Consequently, the Dolla Store is just down the road.
 
2005-09-01 1:30:38 AM  
Bullseye_blam - I was a train conductor for the St. Louis Zoo one summer and I had to describe that damn statue thirty times a day.
 
2005-09-01 1:33:54 AM  
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One-stop shopping!

Not only do they sell liquor and guns, they also have a drive-thru, for when your drinkin' and shootin' needs are urgent.
 
2005-09-01 1:35:39 AM  
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2005-09-01 1:37:14 AM  
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Forgot to put voting on the middle one... oh well, leave it off to remind me to stop sucking.
 
2005-09-01 1:41:14 AM  
20 lbs of cats in a 10 lb. seat.

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2005-09-01 2:00:44 AM  
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Nikon D70s
 
2005-09-01 2:17:43 AM  
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2005-09-01 2:38:01 AM  
always a day late...
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"Whoops!"
 
2005-09-01 2:39:22 AM  
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That's a passed-out friend under all that shiat.
 
2005-09-01 2:41:21 AM  
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Weerrdddd.....
 
2005-09-01 2:45:28 AM  
I wait before I go out to dinner... I come back... already 195 messages.

Hope I'm not too late. And that these are funny enough...

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2005-09-01 2:46:03 AM  
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No hanginout!
 
2005-09-01 2:47:56 AM  
 
2005-09-01 2:51:14 AM  
Caldur: Yes, that's a couple of semi-suburban dorks with nothing better to do.
 
2005-09-01 2:52:19 AM  
 
2005-09-01 3:05:54 AM  
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all she needs is some / // /// and shes a farker

/don't agree with the statment
//went to "rally" just to take photos
 
2005-09-01 3:12:25 AM  
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cjs
2005-09-01 3:56:09 AM  
I found this outside of a little barbecue restaurant in Lamesa, TX:

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2005-09-01 3:58:14 AM  
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2005-09-01 4:01:07 AM  
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2005-09-01 4:07:56 AM  
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Forgot to enable voting, sorry. Mods please remove last post.
 
2005-09-01 4:08:22 AM  
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2005-09-01 4:31:35 AM  
 
2005-09-01 4:31:48 AM  
Unsuspecting Mother-In-Law
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thanks totalupload
 
2005-09-01 5:53:13 AM  
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my ex

\my favorite person, best friend
\\this is my first time doing this
\\\*fingers crossed*
 
2005-09-01 6:05:29 AM  
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sawtooth shark at some aquarium i visited in TN
 
2005-09-01 6:06:23 AM  
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/no seat
//teh funny bunny
 
2005-09-01 6:37:57 AM  
 
2005-09-01 6:50:55 AM  
all my pictures are showing a red X...as well as the bottom half of the page...is it cos i have dial-up? the links aren't broken, cos if i rt-click, "show picture"...it does, indeed, show the picture...
 
2005-09-01 7:11:17 AM  
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Road sign near Prague, Czech Republic:
 
2005-09-01 7:15:52 AM  
Pastdoubt: I hope to gawd that watch is waterproof.
 
2005-09-01 8:16:26 AM  
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2005-09-01 8:28:16 AM  
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He's so cute, you'd never believe he wasn't a girl! This was voluntary, by the way.
 
2005-09-01 8:31:21 AM  
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Cake for a graduating physics professor, complete with Maxwell's equations in differential form (although the bakery seems to have mangled them a little).
 
2005-09-01 9:22:03 AM  
 
2005-09-01 9:22:43 AM  
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/Never thought I'd be the type of person to post cute/funny photos of my cats...
 
2005-09-01 9:25:58 AM  
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/arg, now voting enabled
//it's all Imageshack's fault
 
2005-09-01 9:38:22 AM  
 
2005-09-01 9:40:24 AM  
 
2005-09-01 9:42:19 AM  
 
2005-09-01 9:48:16 AM  
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/seen in a Hallmark store
//surprises me that it's such a problem that they had to make up a sign
///cellphone pic
 
2005-09-01 9:49:59 AM  
 
2005-09-01 9:54:05 AM  
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Yes, my dog is actually winking.
 
2005-09-01 10:12:38 AM  
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She was just a little apprehensive about going to this house on Halloween.
 
2005-09-01 10:13:36 AM  
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Now with voting goodness... mods, you know what to do.
 
2005-09-01 11:00:19 AM  
Waaaay too late, but:

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2005-09-01 4:16:05 PM  
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2005-09-01 4:24:02 PM  
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redacted to protect the innocent.
(used for a demonstration, can't find the original pic w/out text)
 
2005-09-01 7:58:38 PM  
Way too late, but I forgot I took this. From the convenience store down the street, immediately after they got bought out by what appears to be a completely Indian-run company.

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2005-09-01 8:40:49 PM  
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I know no one is going to beleive me, but I was taking a picture of his stupid pants.
 
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