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(elserpento.com)   Mexican wrestling superstar, El Serpento, fights Fark. Literally   ( elserpento.com) divider line
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2005-08-24 01:12:48 PM  
I laughed...
 
2005-08-24 01:14:05 PM  
Ouch, I don't think Alexandra is quite as delusional and self-pitying as Colgate, but I could be wrong. It would be fantastic if she were also mindbuzz.

Why, why do I always try to see the best in people?

/FarkmeBlind: the Smirkening
 
2005-08-24 01:14:35 PM  
Melbas!
 
2005-08-24 01:16:13 PM  
ToxicMunkee
Well, I would say that your IT people basically suck.

I mean, it really cannot happen here, as I am the IT person.

If I were you I would stay off the interweb thingee while at work.

At least until you get someone competent at IT.
 
2005-08-24 01:16:21 PM  
Ugh.
When are all the little fark tards going to stop using the word "gay" to describe something they thought was lame.
 
2005-08-24 01:17:09 PM  
What were those banner ads in the picture? Do some people actually browse without AdBlock?
 
2005-08-24 01:17:47 PM  
FarkmeBlind: Why, why do I always try to see the best in people?

Actually there are times when she says some rather insightful things. But when I read her profile she scares the shiat out of me cuz I think she wants queers put in jail or something.
She never responds to me because she might get the "gay" from talking to me.
So I think she's just a made up bot.
 
2005-08-24 01:18:54 PM  
smeegle

I dunno about the Bevets part. I mean she is quite a fundy, but not that far. Though I love the link to the Vatican Conspiracy and the anti-feminist site. Just don't get females who are anti-feminist. Its like saying they are against women's sufferage.

/end women's sufferage, they have been sufferaging too long
 
2005-08-24 01:20:32 PM  
I think some people are getting defensive...

Awwww - isn't that just the cutest!
 
2005-08-24 01:21:52 PM  
Ugh.
When are all the elitist PC-nazis going to stop biatching that people are using the word "gay" to mean "lame"?

Gay didn't always mean homosexual, you know? People just started using it with that connotation.

And hey, guess what's happening again?! Gay doesn't mean lame, but people are starting to use it with that connotation.

What's good for the goose...
 
2005-08-24 01:22:04 PM  
I am an expert at reading Fark and I say that was a waste of time!

oh, wait...
 
2005-08-24 01:22:29 PM  
Psumek: /end women's sufferage, they have been sufferaging too long

I know, too true.
Yeah I am too hard on Alexandra. Wonder who those other two characters really are.
Personalities?
1.Alexandra- Fundamentalist Christian
2.Mystery sign on 1- Raging lesbian
3.Mystersign on 2- Karl Rove
 
2005-08-24 01:24:23 PM  
why does it look like a bad parody of i-mockery.com?
 
2005-08-24 01:24:28 PM  
smeegle:

But when I read her profile she scares the shiat out of me cuz I think she wants queers put in jail or something.
She never responds to me because she might get the "gay" from talking to me.


Bwahahahha, she talked to me... until right about now. I find it greatly amusing that the people who most fear catching "the gay" are the ones the gays least want.

She does make sensible noises every so often, but then, so does my cat. "Brrr-up," means "Feed me."

I'm comfortable waiting ten or twenty years until one or more of her children accepts the FSM as their Durum Savior, and comes out as a gay carbo-loader.
 
2005-08-24 01:25:15 PM  
SteelBeak: What's good for the goose...

is good for the gander,, duh that's just so straight.

Think it'll catch on?
 
2005-08-24 01:27:20 PM  
Kyanka?
 
2005-08-24 01:27:59 PM  
FarkmeBlind: gay carbo-loader.

Okay the visual on that was just well "gay"
 
2005-08-24 01:28:19 PM  
Their mothers must be proud
 
2005-08-24 01:28:22 PM  
Feh. Fark...park...jumped the shark.

"Friend of Fark" or not, greenlighting unfunny crap that hosts spyware just so that you can make a buck is an undeniable sign that this website has gone the way of Fonzie on waterskis. Good bye Fark, I now leave you in the obviously incapable hands of 13 year old boys with questionable parentage.
 
2005-08-24 01:30:04 PM  
cashmoneyvos: why does it look like a bad parody of i-mockery.com?

It does but I must admit it is funny as shiat in a twisted kinda way.
 
2005-08-24 01:30:07 PM  
Shouldn't this get pulled if it's got a spyware loader? At least a warning in the headline would be nice.
 
2005-08-24 01:34:15 PM  
That website is the suckiest thing that ever sucked.
 
2005-08-24 01:35:00 PM  
[image from straitjackets.com too old to be available]

/damn, that was lame
 
2005-08-24 01:36:02 PM  
icecycleIf I were you I would stay off the interweb thingee while at work.

No!

Our IT guys are Nazis. (Do I get any Godwin points?)
 
2005-08-24 01:36:38 PM  
Said it once, said it again...it is I-mockery. It is not a parody of their site. Its them. Its just one of their side projects.
 
2005-08-24 01:36:53 PM  
smeegle: Okay the visual on that was just well "gay"

/the opening strains of "Everybody Dance Now" begin in the background...
 
2005-08-24 01:45:20 PM  
Wow, what a waste. It was like an illiterate Strongbad wrote that page.

I was expecting a real Mexican wrestler, not some gringos.


[image from wrestlinginformer.net too old to be available][image from highspots.com too old to be available]
Mil Mascaras y El Sicodelico demand satisfaction NOW!

 
2005-08-24 01:45:21 PM  
"WHO AM I TO DOUBT EL DANDY? WHAT ABOUT HYPNOSIS?"
 
2005-08-24 01:45:58 PM  
Wow - I guess we've been taught out lesson....
 
2005-08-24 01:50:13 PM  
Damn honkey cracker mexicans !!

Bah !!
 
2005-08-24 01:50:20 PM  
Steele
Thank you for the history lesson.
However, the word gay has been used to refer to homosexual folk longer than it was used to refer to stupid things. It became commonly used in that sitaution because of it's (previously) derrogotory meaning towards people of that orientation.
Whether or not Smeegle meant to point it out or not, the general population would never call something they don't care for "straight."
 
2005-08-24 01:52:41 PM  
Uhm...didn't "gay" used to mean "happy"? I mean, my great-grandmother used to say she was feeling gay all the time.

Maybe I misunderstood.
 
2005-08-24 01:55:44 PM  
[image from image.com.com too old to be available]
TAKE SOME OF THIS !!! HUH? YOU LIKE THAT?!?!? HERE, HAVE SOME MORE!!!!
 
2005-08-24 01:58:40 PM  
he's no El Bombastico, I'll tell you that much.
 
2005-08-24 01:58:52 PM  
hillary: Obligtory:

[image from scottwax.com too old to be available]

I'd hit it. Muchos.
 
2005-08-24 02:01:32 PM  
2005-08-24 01:45:20 PM safeinsane


Wow, what a waste. It was like an illiterate Strongbad wrote that page.

I was expecting a real Mexican wrestler, not some gringos.


Wow, fark.com doesn't have a filter for the racial epithet "gringos"? Why am I not surprised?
 
2005-08-24 02:02:33 PM  
Me farting into a megaphone in a crowd of Jehova's Witnesses would have been more funny than that site.

*thinks*

Correction:
Me farting into a megaphone in a crowd of Jehova's Witnesses would have been more funny than that site.
 
2005-08-24 02:05:47 PM  
[image from images5.theimagehosting.com too old to be available]

Did you see the other side of that board?
 
2005-08-24 02:08:25 PM  
What about a filter for my favorite caucasian epithet: "Honky"?
 
2005-08-24 02:10:50 PM  
2005-08-24 02:08:25 PM Buckaroo Beeblebrox


What about a filter for my favorite caucasian epithet: "Honky"?


I guess not.

/all hail teh multi-cult!
 
2005-08-24 02:11:48 PM  
Can't believe I wasted 10 seconds of my life on that.
 
2005-08-24 02:14:02 PM  
Getting offended by this is extremely stupid. I thought it was funny as hell.

I CAN DO THINGS LIKE EXTRACT SITES FROM COMPUTERS WHILE YOU SITE AT HOME AND WORK ON LORD OF RING ELF PUZZLES WHILE EATING MELBA TOAST. MELBAS! MY EVIL SIDEKICK OF CRIMES, LOCO DESTRUCTO, WILL HOLD UP THE WEAK FARKS FOR ME AS SOON AS HE LEARNS WHAT RIGHT SIDE UP IS.

Classic.
 
2005-08-24 02:15:47 PM  
Just for the record, for anyone who has said that El Serpento needs to get a life, I suggest you renamed yourself " El Pot."
 
2005-08-24 02:16:24 PM  
 
2005-08-24 02:17:33 PM  
i thought it was genius
 
2005-08-24 02:18:05 PM  
I don't know which of these I like most:

"THIS SITE IS CALLED FARK.COM NAME AND WHEN I SEND THEM MY SITE, THEY NOT POST IT ON THEIR HOUSE HOME PAGE FRONT PLACES AREA SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN VISIT IT AND BE AMAZED AT MY MANY AMAZEMENTS" (Our house home page front places area?)

"IT ALMOST TIME FOR MASHINGS!"

"THEY STILL GIVE HIM MORE THAN ENOUGH POWERFUL POWERS OF POWER TO HURT SISSY SITES LIKE FARK IN PARK. FARK IN PARK! FARK IN PARK! I COPYRIGHT THIS SAYINGS."

"STORY IS NOT OVER. YOU MUST CLICK YOUR ANIMAL MOUSE AND TELL HIM TASTY CHEESE IS ON NEXT PAGE. HE WILL LISTEN TO YOU AND THEN CLICK TO GO THERE AND THEN CRY. BUT THAT NOT MATTER BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KEEP READING STORY. SO CLICK ROBO MOUSE PET HERE NOW!"

"THAT WHERE TEARS OF PAIN AND PLEAS FOR MERCY ARE BEING WHIMPERED FROM ALL DAY LONG BUT I NOT GIVE MERCY. I GIVE CRIMES! HA HA HA!"
 
2005-08-24 02:19:01 PM  
Have you notice the "Mexican Fark?" ad on the Classifields --->>
 
2005-08-24 02:25:52 PM  
Getting offended by this is extremely stupid. I thought it was funny as hell.

Thanks barjockey (and everyone else who showed support), I'll be sure to pass the word on to El Serpento for ya. I'm one of his best friends (ie: he only beats me about 5 times a day, as opposed to everyone else who gets at least 20-30 beatings) so I'm sure he'll be glad to know that that people of Fark appreciate his strength. BTW, I'm not getting any spyware on those sites btw, so it might have been some malicious content that made it through the ad networks. They have been alerted to it and the code was removed from El Serpento's site as a precation.
 
2005-08-24 02:33:50 PM  
Worst JeffK impression evar.
 
SfK
2005-08-24 02:38:51 PM  
if you get beat at all by that guy, you would need to be a cardboard printout.

another waste of time, thanks Fark! just what i need to get through the day ;)
 
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