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(elserpento.com)   Mexican wrestling superstar, El Serpento, fights Fark. Literally   ( elserpento.com) divider line
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2005-08-24 10:16:38 AM  
Muchos coolos!
 
2005-08-24 10:40:44 AM  
Bah. Some kid with a website and mask does not a "Mexican wrestling superstar" make.

[image from wrestlinginformer.net too old to be available]
El Santo es el trato verdadero!
 
2005-08-24 10:58:42 AM  
That was the whitest Mexican I've ever seen.
 
2005-08-24 11:05:12 AM  
Sounds like another attention whore went public.
/yawn
//heads out for first beer of the day!
 
2005-08-24 11:13:41 AM  
They put a whole lot of work into it and it is still crappy.
Beware spyware installer on second page
 
2005-08-24 11:57:09 AM  
I want my 10 seconds back.
 
2005-08-24 11:59:09 AM  
attention whore.
 
2005-08-24 11:59:46 AM  
wow
 
2005-08-24 11:59:51 AM  
Just another Strong Bad wannabe...
 
2005-08-24 11:59:57 AM  
But can he defeat The Mummy?!?!?!?!?!

[image from img340.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:00:11 PM  
hella stupid
 
2005-08-24 12:00:11 PM  
El Asso Wipo?
 
2005-08-24 12:00:19 PM  
Why did I even click on that???????
 
2005-08-24 12:00:26 PM  
Yes, but wait till he has to fight El Nino...

/spanish for, The Nino
 
2005-08-24 12:00:28 PM  
Some people put an awful lot of work into awfully small things. Amusing, though.
 
2005-08-24 12:00:51 PM  
[image from img322.imageshack.us too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:01:03 PM  
Jeez.
 
2005-08-24 12:01:48 PM  
Of course, once his site gets farked, I guess that means fark wins in a rematch.

Otherwise, standard attention whoring.
 
2005-08-24 12:02:11 PM  
Greenlight that page with its 250kB images, and his bandwidth bill will tell him what it's like to be farked...
 
2005-08-24 12:02:28 PM  
The only thing that could have made that web site better would be a cheesy imbeded midi.
 
2005-08-24 12:03:15 PM  
I was expecting an actual Mexican getting bodyslammed by Drew, only to get up and attempt a DDT, but have Drew reverse it, through him into the ropes, giving him a clothesline across the unsuspecting Mexicans jugular, then dropping a 'bow on him from the top rope, finally going for the pin. Didnt anyone else expect that too?
 
2005-08-24 12:03:43 PM  
Cute. But now I've got the runs.
 
2005-08-24 12:03:56 PM  
Lame.
Someone needs to get a life..
 
2005-08-24 12:04:43 PM  
It's from I-Mockery. It might even be that "RoG" guy.
 
GCD
2005-08-24 12:04:58 PM  
This will be hilarious when the farktard gets farked.
 
2005-08-24 12:05:15 PM  
El Serpento has a point about the park.

/crying for Fark
 
2005-08-24 12:05:33 PM  
Wow, that was gay. And he totally ripped of Miguel's dialect from fatchicksinpartyhats.com
 
2005-08-24 12:05:38 PM  
Hey, c'mon! I thought it was funny. Don't tell me you're all actually offended?
 
2005-08-24 12:05:41 PM  
well, I'll give the kids credit:

1)it was original, if not bizarre

2)blatant disregard for their dignity
 
2005-08-24 12:05:59 PM  
kittiesomething

I am trying, OK?!?

Ohh... you meant- nevermind.
 
2005-08-24 12:06:09 PM  
Meh. Most Vanilla Mexican Wrestler Ever.

The Look at Me I'm an Attention Whore girl is hot.
 
2005-08-24 12:06:44 PM  
so how much did they pay drew to have this article posted? His friends needed some help with visitors?
 
2005-08-24 12:06:52 PM  
Where's the Utah SWAT team when someone needs a good beatdown?
 
2005-08-24 12:08:10 PM  
[image from www-scf.usc.edu too old to be available]



that was so bad I think it gave me cancer!

 
2005-08-24 12:08:34 PM  
Methinks the wrestler in question must also be submitter- notice the fatuous use of the word "superstar". Hmmm...
 
2005-08-24 12:08:57 PM  
Hmmmmm... Virus warning on the popup on the third page for me. Trojan 41.J or something.
 
2005-08-24 12:08:58 PM  
Looks like Serpy's website got the 1-2-3 already.
 
2005-08-24 12:10:12 PM  
Dear god, let's castrate him before he can spawn.
 
2005-08-24 12:10:20 PM  
hilarious, loco destructo has the funniest expressions.
 
2005-08-24 12:10:24 PM  
2005-08-24 11:59:09 AM dypchit

attention whore.[/qoute]

seconded.
 
2005-08-24 12:11:03 PM  
If they replaced those wrestler masks with ninja costumes, then their site would be worth visiting. Pirates would be great too...
 
2005-08-24 12:11:16 PM  
I dig it. El Serpento is now in my top ten of luchadores (he's still no Santo... or La Parka... or even Super Crazy or Rey Misterio, Jr.).

More FARK references would've been nice, though. Maybe a ha-ha guy, Ackbar, or even a little jab at Bevets.

Still... aces.
 
2005-08-24 12:11:19 PM  
Wow, I can get 3.45% interest on a Capitol One money market account.
 
2005-08-24 12:11:59 PM  
hey that was just some white dudes
 
2005-08-24 12:12:02 PM  
It's not dead. Fark it harder!
 
2005-08-24 12:12:21 PM  
Seen it before or Something Awful and much funnier!
 
2005-08-24 12:12:26 PM  
Damn!

They're even odder than me.

They need to take the pills I do to calm down a bit.

Still, that was funny!
 
2005-08-24 12:12:35 PM  
funny....laffed for 2.5 minutos...
 
2005-08-24 12:12:44 PM  
kelryn: The Look at Me I'm an Attention Whore girl is hot.

I agree.
I'd pay attention to her.
CLOSE attention.
 
2005-08-24 12:13:13 PM  
That was so dumb -

It was so bad -

I'll hold him down ceph

/wow; bad
 
2005-08-24 12:13:24 PM  
[image from cigare1.fatcow.com too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:13:30 PM  
well that was entertaining

/wants wasted 45 seconds of life back
 
2005-08-24 12:14:47 PM  
Grass needs a trim.
 
2005-08-24 12:14:47 PM  
Ahhhh ha!

http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/results.jhtml;jsessionid=OL3CKAW​420HBMCW KEAQSFFA?whoistoken=0&imageKeyPage=/whois/entry.jhtml&_requestid=39332​0

Should have known:

Domain servers in listed order:

ns1.i-mockery.com
ns2.i-mockery.com
 
2005-08-24 12:14:58 PM  
Whatever.

I really do not think our southern neighbors are that lacking in their knowledge of Engrish.

So, I would assume that this is an insult to both 'speedy gonzalas' and the 'frito bandito'; those wry mexican fanboys.
 
2005-08-24 12:15:06 PM  
semi threadjack, but "mexican" is not a race. it refers only to people that are citizens of mexico.
 
2005-08-24 12:15:14 PM  
"."
 
2005-08-24 12:15:14 PM  
NOT FUNNY
 
2005-08-24 12:15:16 PM  
How shall I word this?

That page has somehow manged to be gayer than two people of the same gender having sex.
 
905
2005-08-24 12:15:29 PM  
Yes, El Serpento takes on all comers in Richmond. Including that weakling El Matematico.

Cracks me up.
 
2005-08-24 12:15:33 PM  
Mildly amusing, but I think 3 pics and the abbreviated story would have been enough.
 
2005-08-24 12:16:17 PM  
how the hell did THAT get greenlighted...greenlit...greenlighten...

its stupid. thats all. dumb, not funny.
 
2005-08-24 12:17:15 PM  
Best link I've clicked on from here in ages.

You farkers take yourself and this website way to seriously.

Lighten up folks. El Serpento could be knocking on your door soon...
 
2005-08-24 12:18:23 PM  
Let him get into the ring with either The Masked Unit or Jesus "El Saviorrrrrrrrrrrr" Christ!
A Luchador mask with jeans and t-shirt does not a costume make. Wake me when you get at least a singlet like Strong Mad.
 
2005-08-24 12:18:30 PM  
HA HA HA! YOU WILL NEVER GET BREAK FARK! NEVER GET BREAK UNLESS IT BE US BREAKING YOUR SITE BONES! YOUR BONES ARE VERY WEAK AND MADE OF HTML AND PAPER INSTEAD OF CALCIUM AND KELP MARROW! THAT WHY IT SO EASY FOR LOCO DESTRUCTO TO EAT YOU. BAD TASTES!

Comedy Gold.
 
2005-08-24 12:19:56 PM  
Hey,he used to wrassle under the name
El Assowhipo?

/got the joke that it was mockery/satire right away

// he speak like Tonto but Tonto speak more articulately better

///me go find hampster now-lunch time
 
2005-08-24 12:20:18 PM  
crappy site, not funny, with spyware on the second page to boot.

you've been had, farkers.
 
2005-08-24 12:21:00 PM  
wtf FTW?
 
2005-08-24 12:21:09 PM  
AHeitman

how the hell did THAT get greenlighted...greenlit...greenlighten...

its stupid. thats all. dumb, not funny.


Take a look at the left side of your screen, my friend. See where it says:

Site Friends:
I-Mockery


See above where I posted the whois info?

ns1.i-mockery.com
ns2.i-mockery.com


That's how.
 
2005-08-24 12:21:14 PM  
[image from petersreviews.com too old to be available]

"What a load of crapcakes. I am WAAY more superstar-y than them!"
 
2005-08-24 12:21:29 PM  
Hey Guys when I went to this dudes page and looked at some other stuff, it put a virus on my PC, something called marketing.exe, I have a firewall and all kinds of crap, but be warned, this kid is hosting spyware!!!!
 
2005-08-24 12:21:35 PM  
Que la chinga?
 
2005-08-24 12:22:05 PM  
Viva del Santo!
 
2005-08-24 12:22:25 PM  
Attention whore or no, that girl has a fine ass.
 
2005-08-24 12:22:27 PM  
jimbonics

you've been had, farkers

well we did fark his site pretty hard
 
2005-08-24 12:22:38 PM  
i hate the internet
 
2005-08-24 12:23:29 PM  
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMOVE LINK TO SPYWARE FILLED SITE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMOVE LINK TO SPYWARE FILLED SITE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMOVE LINK TO SPYWARE FILLED SITE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMOVE LINK TO SPYWARE FILLED SITE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMOVE LINK TO SPYWARE FILLED SITE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMOVE LINK TO SPYWARE FILLED SITE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REMOVE LINK TO SPYWARE FILLED SITE
 
2005-08-24 12:23:39 PM  
You guys are all miserable dickwads.
 
2005-08-24 12:23:57 PM  
[image from elserpento.com too old to be available]
Hmmm. Looks like he has other things on his mind.

[Voiceover]
Without grace or preamble, the geeks begin to mate. It is a sullen, time-honored tradition for one social reject to plunder the cornhole of his fellow dweeb, and the two allow nature to take its course. Afterward, they will wash as best they can before the alpha geek's mother arrives in her minivan ..."
 
2005-08-24 12:23:59 PM  
Sad sad attention whore
 
2005-08-24 12:24:20 PM  
i-mockery can be so hit or miss
 
2005-08-24 12:25:40 PM  
[image from wrestlingmuseum.com too old to be available]

"Even I thought those two were a little fruity"
 
2005-08-24 12:26:10 PM  
To all you guys biatching about spyware, please stop typing and go here now:

[image from sfx-images.mozilla.org too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:26:27 PM  
looks like we need to open a can of Chupacabra whoop-ass on these el Dudos.
 
2005-08-24 12:26:36 PM  
yeppers, a trojan downloader.

sweeeeet.

/I'd remove the site before too many people get unwanted spyware and other nasties this downloader could deliver.
 
2005-08-24 12:26:39 PM  
Is it hypocritical for someone to post "attention whore" in a forum, just so people can see them being so cool as to know when to call out an attention whore?
 
2005-08-24 12:26:52 PM  
My God!!! That's Capt. Happy Hour's music!!! This is gonna be a slobberknocker folks.
 
2005-08-24 12:27:17 PM  
Sgt Savage, was a finger pointing towards your browneye???
 
2005-08-24 12:28:10 PM  
Talk about having way too much time on hands. And Stupid!
 
2005-08-24 12:28:17 PM  
Sadly, I laughed a few times.

Shame on me, I know it.
 
2005-08-24 12:28:25 PM  
The sidekick has a nice Ultimo Dragon mask.

And by nice I mean a $20 copy from highspots.com.
 
2005-08-24 12:28:50 PM  
[image from files.bighosting.net too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:29:15 PM  
I think the site was amusing, if one has an excellent spyware-killer.

i-mockery.com has done better things in the past, but this was still funny.

What's even funnier are all the people posting here that don't get the joke.........
 
2005-08-24 12:29:18 PM  
I say we all get to cockpunch him for the spyware.

/I'd download firefox if I was able to
 
2005-08-24 12:29:27 PM  
Sorry, Fark. With thta pathetic greenlight:

[image from mashby.com too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:30:25 PM  
delysid25

Sgt Savage, was a finger pointing towards your browneye???

I dunno. Look at your fingers and tell me.

/ one troll fed
// work is done
 
2005-08-24 12:30:51 PM  
Boobies.
 
Bo
2005-08-24 12:31:07 PM  
pure comedy.
 
2005-08-24 12:33:05 PM  
OFFICE SPAN DETECTED 2 VIRUSES. what the heck is up with that?!!!!1!
 
2005-08-24 12:34:28 PM  
probably the best site i've visited. go el serpento
 
2005-08-24 12:35:43 PM  
ay yai yai!

yo me gusta!

[image from members.cox.net too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:36:40 PM  
Ummm Ok, you still didnt explain what you were talking about,and your comeback???? do you like talking about my finger in your butt????? Don't feel too flamed here =)
 
2005-08-24 12:37:05 PM  
It was midly amusing. But, when I think about the amount of time and energy that went into that, I'm left with this feeling:

[image from durbnpoisn.com too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:37:51 PM  
welll, i thought it was funny.
 
2005-08-24 12:38:02 PM  
Attention whores or not, that was rather amusing.
 
2005-08-24 12:38:29 PM  
Sgt Savage has expressed sincere pleasure in his job well done towards his description of my finger in his butt, and an imaginary link, he is what makes the internet a great place
 
2005-08-24 12:39:39 PM  
Colgate will do anything for attention. Meh . . .
 
2005-08-24 12:40:02 PM  
*shrugs* I dig it.

/thinks fellow farkers need to lighten the fark up
 
2005-08-24 12:40:38 PM  
I'm rushing off now to run my spyware programs.

Oh El Serpento, feelings so dirty am I now is. Tasty cheese.
 
2005-08-24 12:41:50 PM  
This is the kind of stuff that gets rejected At SA.
 
2005-08-24 12:41:51 PM  
That was the whitest Mexican I've ever seen.

Corwin White?
 
2005-08-24 12:43:09 PM  
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!

[image from staff.isd194.k12.mn.us too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 12:44:41 PM  
Where is Ill Mitch when you need him anyway?
 
2005-08-24 12:45:58 PM  
ummmmm, cute?

Nah, how about "rediculus attempt to appeal to the 12 year old farkers with no sense of humor whatsoever". I'm just being blunt

To those farkers complaining about viruses, trojans, and lack of sex: GET MOZILLA or any equivalent browser...
 
2005-08-24 12:46:24 PM  
http://www.redpoy.com/images/oops.jpg

Me and Sgt Savage at easter brunch
 
2005-08-24 12:46:28 PM  
Attention, El Serpento, submitter;
[image from forumspile.com too old to be available]
That is all.
 
2005-08-24 12:46:52 PM  
Speaking of spyware...

What are you all using? I have ZoneAlarm running, Search and Destroy 1.3, Spyware Blaster 3.3. and AdAware SE 1.06. The update for Search and Destroy (1.6?) crashed my other computer, and I have heard some pretty bad things about the Blaster 3.4 update. Anyone else have a problem with S&D 1.6 or problems with Blaster 3.4?

/I browse with Mozilla as well
 
2005-08-24 12:46:59 PM  
fark gets a kickback to the spyware that it installs, duh.
 
2005-08-24 12:47:12 PM  
From zero to Official Fark Cliche in 3 seconds...not bad!
 
2005-08-24 12:49:21 PM  
Meh. He's no Jeff K.
 
2005-08-24 12:51:01 PM  
God that's gay
 
2005-08-24 12:52:57 PM  
And I thought Farkers had too much time on their hands.
 
2005-08-24 12:53:00 PM  
This looks like some really stupid rip-off of Strong Bad.
 
2005-08-24 12:53:05 PM  
I find that chick in the 'attention whore' pic to be HAWT
 
2005-08-24 12:54:21 PM  
El Santos rules!
BTW not all mexicans have dark skin.
 
2005-08-24 12:54:57 PM  
El Stupido Grande
 
2005-08-24 12:55:14 PM  
El Asso Wipo gets 2 mentions so far, but no one's brought up Senor Bag o' Crap?!

/wtf?
 
2005-08-24 12:56:51 PM  
People just don't read I-mockery enough. Check out the hacked Rom's. Not safe for work since kids like penises and drugs.

The review of the firecracker labels is classic too.
 
2005-08-24 12:57:22 PM  
That was so gay I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2005-08-24 01:00:39 PM  
I'll bet he gets his ass handed to him by Senor Bag of Crap.
 
2005-08-24 01:01:08 PM  
Great, a couple Rey Mysterio lookalikes whining that their links don't get greenlighted.

I'll tell you what, I've been a Farkette for four years, and between my three Fark accounts I haven't even hit the two dozen mark.

Actually, I'm content to just sit back and comment.
 
2005-08-24 01:01:25 PM  
I thought it was fairly amusing. ;)
 
2005-08-24 01:03:21 PM  
gee whiz lueeze, who whould have thought that the site was downloading spy/mal ware?

Does this mean I have to get MIDI evil on my computer's ass?

(as previously mentioned, firefox with allow websites to install software turned off, might slow this A-sshattery bull crap down somewhat.
 
2005-08-24 01:03:40 PM  
That was f'n hilarious. Too bad the Mexicools didn't make a cameo.
 
2005-08-24 01:04:33 PM  
I'd say that I want that thirty seconds of my life back, but I really wasn't going to do much with it anyway.
 
2005-08-24 01:04:45 PM  
Alexandra: my three Fark accounts

So do you use the same sign on for your other two accounts?
 
2005-08-24 01:05:20 PM  
nbrfwhoooo

Speaking of spyware...

What are you all using? I have ZoneAlarm running, Search and Destroy 1.3, Spyware Blaster 3.3. and AdAware SE 1.06. The update for Search and Destroy (1.6?) crashed my other computer, and I have heard some pretty bad things about the Blaster 3.4 update. Anyone else have a problem with S&D 1.6 or problems with Blaster 3.4?

/I browse with Mozilla as well


/laughs mercilessly
I'm running linux. :-D
 
2005-08-24 01:05:45 PM  
Whoopti Dew
Maybe you should take El Serpento on yourself. If you're not too bored that is.

/going to have my first flame of the day.
//whoopti dew is stanky.
 
2005-08-24 01:06:06 PM  
Dammit owtytrof, I was downloading the endless Magic: the Farkening cards!
 
2005-08-24 01:06:08 PM  
I wouldn't hit it with a spoon. His knees are too sharp.

Anyone else get the DeVry Institute ad? Pretty much explains it all.
 
2005-08-24 01:06:09 PM  
Reading that copy was sooo painful....
 
Ral
2005-08-24 01:06:53 PM  
STORY IS NOT OVER. YOU MUST CLICK YOUR ANIMAL MOUSE AND TELL HIM TASTY CHEESE IS ON NEXT PAGE.

Comedy gold.
 
2005-08-24 01:07:37 PM  
smeegle: So do you use the same sign on for your other two accounts?

Yes, please do tell what your other usernames are.
 
2005-08-24 01:09:11 PM  
FarkmeBlind: Yes, please do tell what your other usernames are

Ssssh I was hoping they would just slip out without her thinking about it.
 
2005-08-24 01:09:43 PM  
To answer the spyware question: I have whatever my workplace uses and I cannot download anything on my own. So basically, when something gets on my computer I get an ass chewing for screwing around on the internets.
 
2005-08-24 01:10:46 PM  
smeegle: Ssssh I was hoping they would just slip out without her thinking about it.

No, that would be her current husband.

/No, I could not resist.
 
2005-08-24 01:10:53 PM  
HA HA!!

I didn't have any spyware problems cuz i use a MAC!!111!!

HAHA!!
 
2005-08-24 01:11:03 PM  
FarkmeBlind: Yes, please do tell what your other usernames are.

We could guess. I'll start with oh I donnu, Bevets?
Colgate?
 
2005-08-24 01:11:04 PM  
Fear is a beyatch Santo !!!
 
2005-08-24 01:11:15 PM  
attention whore or not, thats farking hilarious.
 
2005-08-24 01:12:48 PM  
I laughed...
 
2005-08-24 01:14:05 PM  
Ouch, I don't think Alexandra is quite as delusional and self-pitying as Colgate, but I could be wrong. It would be fantastic if she were also mindbuzz.

Why, why do I always try to see the best in people?

/FarkmeBlind: the Smirkening
 
2005-08-24 01:14:35 PM  
Melbas!
 
2005-08-24 01:16:13 PM  
ToxicMunkee
Well, I would say that your IT people basically suck.

I mean, it really cannot happen here, as I am the IT person.

If I were you I would stay off the interweb thingee while at work.

At least until you get someone competent at IT.
 
2005-08-24 01:16:21 PM  
Ugh.
When are all the little fark tards going to stop using the word "gay" to describe something they thought was lame.
 
2005-08-24 01:17:09 PM  
What were those banner ads in the picture? Do some people actually browse without AdBlock?
 
2005-08-24 01:17:47 PM  
FarkmeBlind: Why, why do I always try to see the best in people?

Actually there are times when she says some rather insightful things. But when I read her profile she scares the shiat out of me cuz I think she wants queers put in jail or something.
She never responds to me because she might get the "gay" from talking to me.
So I think she's just a made up bot.
 
2005-08-24 01:18:54 PM  
smeegle

I dunno about the Bevets part. I mean she is quite a fundy, but not that far. Though I love the link to the Vatican Conspiracy and the anti-feminist site. Just don't get females who are anti-feminist. Its like saying they are against women's sufferage.

/end women's sufferage, they have been sufferaging too long
 
2005-08-24 01:20:32 PM  
I think some people are getting defensive...

Awwww - isn't that just the cutest!
 
2005-08-24 01:21:52 PM  
Ugh.
When are all the elitist PC-nazis going to stop biatching that people are using the word "gay" to mean "lame"?

Gay didn't always mean homosexual, you know? People just started using it with that connotation.

And hey, guess what's happening again?! Gay doesn't mean lame, but people are starting to use it with that connotation.

What's good for the goose...
 
2005-08-24 01:22:04 PM  
I am an expert at reading Fark and I say that was a waste of time!

oh, wait...
 
2005-08-24 01:22:29 PM  
Psumek: /end women's sufferage, they have been sufferaging too long

I know, too true.
Yeah I am too hard on Alexandra. Wonder who those other two characters really are.
Personalities?
1.Alexandra- Fundamentalist Christian
2.Mystery sign on 1- Raging lesbian
3.Mystersign on 2- Karl Rove
 
2005-08-24 01:24:23 PM  
why does it look like a bad parody of i-mockery.com?
 
2005-08-24 01:24:28 PM  
smeegle:

But when I read her profile she scares the shiat out of me cuz I think she wants queers put in jail or something.
She never responds to me because she might get the "gay" from talking to me.


Bwahahahha, she talked to me... until right about now. I find it greatly amusing that the people who most fear catching "the gay" are the ones the gays least want.

She does make sensible noises every so often, but then, so does my cat. "Brrr-up," means "Feed me."

I'm comfortable waiting ten or twenty years until one or more of her children accepts the FSM as their Durum Savior, and comes out as a gay carbo-loader.
 
2005-08-24 01:25:15 PM  
SteelBeak: What's good for the goose...

is good for the gander,, duh that's just so straight.

Think it'll catch on?
 
2005-08-24 01:27:20 PM  
Kyanka?
 
2005-08-24 01:27:59 PM  
FarkmeBlind: gay carbo-loader.

Okay the visual on that was just well "gay"
 
2005-08-24 01:28:19 PM  
Their mothers must be proud
 
2005-08-24 01:28:22 PM  
Feh. Fark...park...jumped the shark.

"Friend of Fark" or not, greenlighting unfunny crap that hosts spyware just so that you can make a buck is an undeniable sign that this website has gone the way of Fonzie on waterskis. Good bye Fark, I now leave you in the obviously incapable hands of 13 year old boys with questionable parentage.
 
2005-08-24 01:30:04 PM  
cashmoneyvos: why does it look like a bad parody of i-mockery.com?

It does but I must admit it is funny as shiat in a twisted kinda way.
 
2005-08-24 01:30:07 PM  
Shouldn't this get pulled if it's got a spyware loader? At least a warning in the headline would be nice.
 
2005-08-24 01:34:15 PM  
That website is the suckiest thing that ever sucked.
 
2005-08-24 01:35:00 PM  
[image from straitjackets.com too old to be available]

/damn, that was lame
 
2005-08-24 01:36:02 PM  
icecycleIf I were you I would stay off the interweb thingee while at work.

No!

Our IT guys are Nazis. (Do I get any Godwin points?)
 
2005-08-24 01:36:38 PM  
Said it once, said it again...it is I-mockery. It is not a parody of their site. Its them. Its just one of their side projects.
 
2005-08-24 01:36:53 PM  
smeegle: Okay the visual on that was just well "gay"

/the opening strains of "Everybody Dance Now" begin in the background...
 
2005-08-24 01:45:20 PM  
Wow, what a waste. It was like an illiterate Strongbad wrote that page.

I was expecting a real Mexican wrestler, not some gringos.


[image from wrestlinginformer.net too old to be available][image from highspots.com too old to be available]
Mil Mascaras y El Sicodelico demand satisfaction NOW!

 
2005-08-24 01:45:21 PM  
"WHO AM I TO DOUBT EL DANDY? WHAT ABOUT HYPNOSIS?"
 
2005-08-24 01:45:58 PM  
Wow - I guess we've been taught out lesson....
 
2005-08-24 01:50:13 PM  
Damn honkey cracker mexicans !!

Bah !!
 
2005-08-24 01:50:20 PM  
Steele
Thank you for the history lesson.
However, the word gay has been used to refer to homosexual folk longer than it was used to refer to stupid things. It became commonly used in that sitaution because of it's (previously) derrogotory meaning towards people of that orientation.
Whether or not Smeegle meant to point it out or not, the general population would never call something they don't care for "straight."
 
2005-08-24 01:52:41 PM  
Uhm...didn't "gay" used to mean "happy"? I mean, my great-grandmother used to say she was feeling gay all the time.

Maybe I misunderstood.
 
2005-08-24 01:55:44 PM  
[image from image.com.com too old to be available]
TAKE SOME OF THIS !!! HUH? YOU LIKE THAT?!?!? HERE, HAVE SOME MORE!!!!
 
2005-08-24 01:58:40 PM  
he's no El Bombastico, I'll tell you that much.
 
2005-08-24 01:58:52 PM  
hillary: Obligtory:

[image from scottwax.com too old to be available]

I'd hit it. Muchos.
 
2005-08-24 02:01:32 PM  
2005-08-24 01:45:20 PM safeinsane


Wow, what a waste. It was like an illiterate Strongbad wrote that page.

I was expecting a real Mexican wrestler, not some gringos.


Wow, fark.com doesn't have a filter for the racial epithet "gringos"? Why am I not surprised?
 
2005-08-24 02:02:33 PM  
Me farting into a megaphone in a crowd of Jehova's Witnesses would have been more funny than that site.

*thinks*

Correction:
Me farting into a megaphone in a crowd of Jehova's Witnesses would have been more funny than that site.
 
2005-08-24 02:05:47 PM  
[image from images5.theimagehosting.com too old to be available]

Did you see the other side of that board?
 
2005-08-24 02:08:25 PM  
What about a filter for my favorite caucasian epithet: "Honky"?
 
2005-08-24 02:10:50 PM  
2005-08-24 02:08:25 PM Buckaroo Beeblebrox


What about a filter for my favorite caucasian epithet: "Honky"?


I guess not.

/all hail teh multi-cult!
 
2005-08-24 02:11:48 PM  
Can't believe I wasted 10 seconds of my life on that.
 
2005-08-24 02:14:02 PM  
Getting offended by this is extremely stupid. I thought it was funny as hell.

I CAN DO THINGS LIKE EXTRACT SITES FROM COMPUTERS WHILE YOU SITE AT HOME AND WORK ON LORD OF RING ELF PUZZLES WHILE EATING MELBA TOAST. MELBAS! MY EVIL SIDEKICK OF CRIMES, LOCO DESTRUCTO, WILL HOLD UP THE WEAK FARKS FOR ME AS SOON AS HE LEARNS WHAT RIGHT SIDE UP IS.

Classic.
 
2005-08-24 02:15:47 PM  
Just for the record, for anyone who has said that El Serpento needs to get a life, I suggest you renamed yourself " El Pot."
 
2005-08-24 02:16:24 PM  
 
2005-08-24 02:17:33 PM  
i thought it was genius
 
2005-08-24 02:18:05 PM  
I don't know which of these I like most:

"THIS SITE IS CALLED FARK.COM NAME AND WHEN I SEND THEM MY SITE, THEY NOT POST IT ON THEIR HOUSE HOME PAGE FRONT PLACES AREA SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN VISIT IT AND BE AMAZED AT MY MANY AMAZEMENTS" (Our house home page front places area?)

"IT ALMOST TIME FOR MASHINGS!"

"THEY STILL GIVE HIM MORE THAN ENOUGH POWERFUL POWERS OF POWER TO HURT SISSY SITES LIKE FARK IN PARK. FARK IN PARK! FARK IN PARK! I COPYRIGHT THIS SAYINGS."

"STORY IS NOT OVER. YOU MUST CLICK YOUR ANIMAL MOUSE AND TELL HIM TASTY CHEESE IS ON NEXT PAGE. HE WILL LISTEN TO YOU AND THEN CLICK TO GO THERE AND THEN CRY. BUT THAT NOT MATTER BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KEEP READING STORY. SO CLICK ROBO MOUSE PET HERE NOW!"

"THAT WHERE TEARS OF PAIN AND PLEAS FOR MERCY ARE BEING WHIMPERED FROM ALL DAY LONG BUT I NOT GIVE MERCY. I GIVE CRIMES! HA HA HA!"
 
2005-08-24 02:19:01 PM  
Have you notice the "Mexican Fark?" ad on the Classifields --->>
 
2005-08-24 02:25:52 PM  
Getting offended by this is extremely stupid. I thought it was funny as hell.

Thanks barjockey (and everyone else who showed support), I'll be sure to pass the word on to El Serpento for ya. I'm one of his best friends (ie: he only beats me about 5 times a day, as opposed to everyone else who gets at least 20-30 beatings) so I'm sure he'll be glad to know that that people of Fark appreciate his strength. BTW, I'm not getting any spyware on those sites btw, so it might have been some malicious content that made it through the ad networks. They have been alerted to it and the code was removed from El Serpento's site as a precation.
 
2005-08-24 02:33:50 PM  
Worst JeffK impression evar.
 
SfK
2005-08-24 02:38:51 PM  
if you get beat at all by that guy, you would need to be a cardboard printout.

another waste of time, thanks Fark! just what i need to get through the day ;)
 
2005-08-24 02:39:57 PM  
While I found the site slightly amusing and didn't notice any spyware (thanks FireFox!), esperanto99, your pic made me laugh!
 
2005-08-24 02:49:22 PM  
[image from members.cox.net too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 03:09:30 PM  
Who let these idiots out of their mom's basement?
 
2005-08-24 03:12:03 PM  
SgtSavage:

Ahhhh ha!

http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/results.jhtml;jsessionid=OL3CKAW​420HBMCW KEAQSFFA?whoistoken=0&imageKeyPage=/whois/entry.jhtml&_requestid=39332 0

Should have known:

Domain servers in listed order:

ns1.i-mockery.com
ns2.i-mockery.com


Or you could have just gone to the front page of I-Mockery's site and seen it there, as someone pointed that out before you.
 
2005-08-24 03:30:51 PM  
Worst link ever.
 
2005-08-24 03:43:44 PM  
the terrorists have won
 
2005-08-24 04:06:15 PM  
Could someone please post something about this sucking again? I don't think you made your point with the first 200.
 
2005-08-24 04:10:22 PM  
darkaeo

What's even funnier are all the people posting here that don't get the joke.........


Just because they don't find it funny doesn't mean people don't get it. It's just... not very funny.
 
2005-08-24 04:21:12 PM  
[image from weeklies.sordeo.com too old to be available]
 
2005-08-24 04:33:43 PM  
I'm apparently way too easily amused at work. I found the whole joke funny.
 
2005-08-24 04:53:19 PM  
Ok, I must be too simple for my own good. I thought that was hilarious.
The broken english reminded me of the crappy impression of Schwartzenegger that guy does on MadTV, only I thought this was a lot funnier.
Cheap laughs, but keep 'em coming!
 
2005-08-24 04:58:35 PM  
Its a slow news day when something like this gets greenlighted. ;(
 
2005-08-24 05:11:37 PM  
That was farking hilarious!! Get over yourselves and laugh a little for christ-sake.
 
2005-08-24 05:20:00 PM  
That was Sofa King Lame.
 
2005-08-24 05:38:58 PM  
El Serpento?

[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]

This gentleman would like a word with you.
 
2005-08-24 05:57:15 PM  
I want my 3 minutes back from clicking the the link!!!!
 
2005-08-24 06:28:18 PM  
That so many found this funny just shows how the average age here has dropped dramatically.
 
2005-08-24 07:34:18 PM  
holy shiat...i'm sorry, but that was hilarious

/28 years old
//am sometimes easily amused
///especially by slashes
 
2005-08-24 08:28:50 PM  
that was funny, i am young, sorry
 
2005-08-24 08:31:58 PM  
Where the hell is a ninja when you need one?
 
2005-08-24 09:38:12 PM  
booooooooo!
 
2005-08-24 10:50:05 PM  
pretty farking nerdy but i enjoyed every other second of it
 
2005-08-24 11:46:48 PM  
It was good. All it needed was a few pirates. Admit the pirates into your life.
 
2005-08-25 12:53:14 AM  
Oh come on, it was an okay way to kill ten minutes. At least it wasn't another fracking Strongbad cartoon - those stopped being funny after #378.
 
2005-08-25 02:51:45 AM  
www.i-mockery.com
GO THERE. THEY MADE IT, not some attention whore.
 
2005-08-25 11:29:21 AM  
That was a complete waste of electrons.
 
2005-08-25 03:09:55 PM  
HA HA HA! FARKERS OF THE INTERNET LIKE MORE MORE THAN THEY LIKE FARKS! THAT PROBABLY BECAUSE I PROVE THAT I AM MORE OF A MAN-FISH THAN FARK CAN EVER BE! FARKERS ALL NOW COME TO MY SITE EVERY DAY AND CELEBRATE IN MY AWESOMENESS, BUT REMEMBER THAT IT IS BYOK - BRING YOUR OWN KELP! I WILL NOT SHARE AND I WILL MASH YOU!
 
2005-08-25 03:18:26 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo. The great Serpento has come to mock us for our futile attempts at smashing his site to ittsy bittsy pieces with the terror that is Farking.
 
2005-08-25 04:50:39 PM  
YES. YOU STUPIDS THINK MY SITE IS FARKABLE BUT I PROVED THAT FARK IS FARKABLE WITH MY FURY FISTS OF PAINFUL PAIN! HA HA HA!
 
2005-08-26 02:40:31 AM  
That was.... kinda funny. In a "Wow, that was so stupid that I can't stop laughing right now" sort of way....
 
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