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(AP)   "Catman" spends $200,000 on plastic surgery to look just like Garfield (with pic)   (seacoastonline.com) divider line
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92567 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2005 at 3:36 PM (17 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2005-08-23 9:08:28 AM  
Dumbass. However, for those like me that hate Garfield, kicking this guy's ass would provide some measure of satisfaction.
 
2005-08-23 9:11:37 AM  
What a dumbass
 
2005-08-23 9:21:02 AM  
Currently he can't afford any more plastic surgery until he gets a job.

Can you imagine that? The cat man can't find a job?
 
2005-08-23 9:21:24 AM  
I don't know which is more retarded - that guy, or furries.
 
2005-08-23 9:21:43 AM  
This guy is as sad as:

[image from ravendon.freeshell.org too old to be available]
 
2005-08-23 9:21:46 AM  
What a farking loser.

Imagine how low your self esteem must be to think "Hey, if I become a freak, people will notice me.

/Attention whore extrordinaire.
 
2005-08-23 9:23:48 AM  
darkhorse23: This guy is as sad as:

Great. Now I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. Thanks!
 
2005-08-23 9:24:33 AM  
"Im just taking a very old tradition, that to my knowledge is not practiced anymore."

When did modern day plastic surgery become a very old tradition?
 
2005-08-23 9:25:22 AM  
Heh - I know that guy. I used to sell to him all the time at an electronics swap meet in Santee back when he worked in an older guy's little warehouse repairing stuff. He was always a very polite and kind individual. The bodymod stuff is still a bit over my head, but I always kind of figured - "Hey, it's his body. At least he can still find work".
 
2005-08-23 9:26:23 AM  
I feel sorry for whoever cleans his litter box.
 
2005-08-23 9:29:27 AM  
Zuh!

That said, let him do whatever he wants. Not my place to judge.
 
2005-08-23 9:29:31 AM  
ViceCapades: Can you imagine that? The cat man can't find a job?

He should be a WalMart greeter.
 
2005-08-23 9:31:13 AM  
Whoa...to each their own...
 
2005-08-23 9:31:41 AM  
I love the internets.

I really really do.

Seeing things like this, I just love it even more. Cuz, you know what? It just proves to me that the people I know really aren't as strange as I sometimes think they are.
 
2005-08-23 9:32:23 AM  
ViceCapades: Can you imagine that? The cat man can't find a job?

Two bits a gander.
 
2005-08-23 9:33:06 AM  
I do have one question though: What and how does he eat with those teeth??

/bettin' it ain't celery.
 
2005-08-23 9:33:35 AM  
Can you imagine that? The cat man can't find a job?

I say he applies at the local zoo. Although someone might rope him thinking he may have escaped fom one of the exhibits.

I may not want that to happen to me. However, it is his body and his decision. It is not for me to judge it to be right or wrong.
 
2005-08-23 9:33:59 AM  
Man, the compassion is just flowing on TF today, eh? Maybe it's the heat making everyone so charitable.

Cat guy is very unsettling, but I wouldn't quite consider him lynching material just because he's made himself look so strange. If you want strange people who actually deserve truckloads of hostility, it's not like they're hard to find.

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2005-08-23 9:35:09 AM  
yup it's official, he is a dumbass.
 
2005-08-23 9:40:10 AM  
Vin Diesel: the compassion is just flowing on TF today, eh?

Sweet naive man. ;o)
 
2005-08-23 9:40:33 AM  
someone should set him up with that Ken doll wannabe.. maybe ken needs a 'pet'..
 
2005-08-23 9:44:48 AM  
Brian Peppers did not choose to look like that. Jacko and Catman did.

That is all.
 
2005-08-23 9:44:58 AM  
Does he shiat in a box of sand?
 
2005-08-23 9:46:55 AM  
I used to be all for a person's right to do whatever they wanted with their own bodies.

But I really want to kick this guy's ass.
 
2005-08-23 9:46:59 AM  
Yeah, I understand the "to each their own" philosophy, but man, body dysmorphia can be a really serious problem and can lead to significant health issues, like anorexia. I know this dude isn't hurting anyone, but it's hard to imagine that he wouldn't be happier if he would have spent some of that money on some mental health treatment.
 
2005-08-23 9:48:02 AM  
or cat food for vagrant cats
 
2005-08-23 9:54:18 AM  
Katzen is cuter
 
2005-08-23 9:54:21 AM  
I can't believe there is a Doctor still willing to work on this guy.
 
2005-08-23 9:54:23 AM  
Yeah, the healthy, sane thing is to work constantly so you can get shiat you can't afford on credit.

Good for him, he's happy doing his thing.

indefensible: Does he shiat in a box of sand?

*rushes to go sign the guy to a fetish webcam contract before indefensible does*
 
2005-08-23 9:59:36 AM  
Mr. Fuzzypaws: Brian Peppers did not choose to look like that. Jacko and Catman did.

True, but Jacko chose to molest little boys, and Brian Peppers ran up and stuck his weener in some girl's ear (or whatever "gross sexual imposition" is, if that's not it). Catman just got plastic surgery that made him look the way he wanted to look--which happens to be very weird by most people's standards.

I think he may have some unhealthy personal issues related to his self image, but it doesn't seem like he's more disturbed than the people who are so upset by his appearance that they want to kick his ass.
 
2005-08-23 10:00:24 AM  
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Hu..hu..hu ACK
 
2005-08-23 10:02:33 AM  
I saw this guy on some TV Show, and to watch him walk like a cat is hysterical

this thread needs more cowbell, and catnip
 
2005-08-23 10:03:39 AM  
I think I shiat myself after the big-ass image loaded.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
 
2005-08-23 10:04:02 AM  
I think the guy is just a big pussy.
 
2005-08-23 10:09:34 AM  
SeekerRex
this thread needs more cowbell

Ask and ye shall recieve!
[image from img.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2005-08-23 10:09:35 AM  
That's weird, I have had 121 surgeries in an effort to look just like Odie. Unfortunately, I look more like Marmaduke.
 
2005-08-23 10:16:48 AM  
Luky for me, I was born looking like an animal!

moooo
moooo
 
2005-08-23 10:20:55 AM  
Vin Diesel: If you want strange people who actually deserve truckloads of hostility, it's not like they're hard to find.


It cracks me up that the MJ booking card shows his race as "B" which I imagine must stand for "Black"... I mean really... C'mon Jacko, you ain't foolin' anyone.
 
2005-08-23 10:22:48 AM  
You know... I'm down with that.

It makes him happy, it celebrates his cultural heritage, and he is not really hurting anyone.

Knowing something about BDD, I really don't think that is what this is. And the Lakota were extremists anyway. If this technology was availble 300 years ago they would all have wanted it.
 
2005-08-23 10:35:53 AM  
The only reason I can think it would be hard for him to get a job now is because he does have a speech impedement because of his split lip and teeth.
 
2005-08-23 10:37:27 AM  
well, good for him, but they missed one operation:

having himself neutered.
 
2005-08-23 10:44:45 AM  
Aww, c'mon - he's a sweet guy. I'd rather know an army of sweet nutballs than one sane jackass.
 
2005-08-23 10:45:17 AM  
There's gotta be a reason someone would go that far to be an attention whore. Something bad to happen.

Who wants to spin the Wheel of Childhood Trauma?
 
2005-08-23 10:46:07 AM  
Pooter: I'd rather know an army of sweet nutballs

Re-reading this, I now regret not having spent more time with the wording of this sentence.
 
2005-08-23 10:46:57 AM  
CATMAN!?

More like "fatman"!!

HAHAHAHA...I got nuthin'
 
2005-08-23 10:50:19 AM  
It looks like our intrepid reporter did some research at Wikipedia.

My favorite part:
The former Navy sonar technician who currently works as a computer programmer...

Well, duh.
 
2005-08-23 11:31:03 AM  
The freak's "Body Modification Artist" has a website portfolio of other freaks he's created. (pops)
 
2005-08-23 11:47:19 AM  
this freak has been around for years.


/nothing new, go home.
 
2005-08-23 12:11:28 PM  
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Really, these people need to be saved from themselves.

/though two tongues might be interesting. Not my tongue, of course
 
2005-08-23 12:20:19 PM  
A story about him I tried to get greenlit (pops)

Everett Herald
 
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