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(The Omaha Channel)   Jury selection continues in the Hawkeye Pierece case. BJ and Trapper unavailable for comment   ( divider line
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2005-08-16 11:50:12 PM  
Incoming wounded! Choppers! Hawkeye could drink his homeade gin for days, but if the choppers came, he became sober instantly. That was a cool trick. Well, until he became a feminist. That was just weird.
2005-08-16 11:56:01 PM  
He choked the chicken. I saw it in the last episode.
2005-08-16 11:58:58 PM  
Submitter- Let me tell you one thing, and I mean this :
You are Brilliant . That is all.
2005-08-17 12:09:24 AM  
Hawkeye's innocent. Frank Burns slipped on a bar of soap. Hot Lips said so.
2005-08-17 12:23:00 AM  
Rollo Tomasi.
2005-08-17 12:28:50 AM  
Does Radar already know the outcome of the trial? He was always a step ahead of everyone else.
2005-08-17 07:38:40 AM  
See, this is how it starts. First with the jokes, then comes the heavy stuff.

When will the killing end?
2005-08-17 07:43:41 AM  
Hawkeye Pierce?
2005-08-17 07:49:44 AM  
It was a baby!!!1one!
2005-08-17 07:59:41 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

"Did you really call a one star general a nin-com-pac?"
2005-08-17 08:04:24 AM  
golf clap, submitter
2005-08-17 08:05:02 AM  
"Just write in 'pizza oven' on the space marked 'machine gun'"...
2005-08-17 08:10:05 AM  
They probably want him to turn over his ill-gotten booty...or ill-booten gotty.

/Love M*A*S*H
//didn't RTFA
2005-08-17 08:31:02 AM  
M*A*S*H ran for 11 years.

The Korean war lasted 4.
2005-08-17 08:35:00 AM  
Frank Burns Eats Worms, ferret face.
2005-08-17 08:35:21 AM  
Man, do we hate that POS here at Iowa. I hope that kid rots in jail and gets violated by some 400lb dude like he did to his ex-girlfriend(s).

He raped twice! Twice! What kind of f*cked up school gives a rapist a second chance?!

/hates our coach
//hey, SOMEONE had to talk about the actual article...
2005-08-17 08:50:17 AM  
Fish! Liver! Day after day!

/best episode evah
2005-08-17 09:10:38 AM  
I just remembered the first time I realized what a re-run is. Hawkeye had just missed seeing Trapper off, and BJ was just dropped off. I was a kid, but had already seen some of the BJ episodes. So I asked my mom "Why is Hawkeye acting like he doesn't know BJ?"
2005-08-17 09:16:13 AM  

M*A*S*H ran for 11 years.

The Korean war lasted 4.

Yeah, but they only served a half hour a week so it all balances out.
2005-08-17 09:23:37 AM  
'Pierre' Pierce is a piece of garbage.
But he can play basketball.
So he has been allowed to get away with rape once before.
Hopefully now he will go to jail for a long time.
2005-08-17 09:40:25 AM  
You think Pie Pie is a dick head, check out his lawyer, Alfredo Parrish!

But really, can you blame Pie Pie for thinking he'd get away with the same shiat his NBA idols pull off all the time? He's just prepping for the bigs!
2005-08-17 10:03:37 AM  
Hawkeye Pierce, I bet that was intentional! Great Midwest humor from Omaha.
2005-08-17 10:08:04 AM  
That was the most poorly written article ever. WTF is the Fully Informed Jury Association passing out? The guy has been passing out pamphlets for 12 frealing years, so its not something he's doing just for this case. Very strange.

/hang the rapist
2005-08-17 10:09:19 AM  
Steve Alford should be fired. He has already had two more recruits from this year's class crap out and are either in eligible or transferring.
2005-08-17 10:27:52 AM  
gavnook - M*A*S*H ran for 11 years. -
The Korean war lasted 4.

"Yeah, but they only served a half hour a week so it all balances out."

/standing ovation goes to Cupajo
//Freaking brilliant response!!
///*still giggling at your reply*
2005-08-17 10:40:17 AM  
I don't know who is worse.. these athletes, or the jersey chaser chicks that go after them

/got nothin, but go to iowa.
2005-08-17 10:56:38 AM  
Suicide is painless
2005-08-17 11:19:36 AM  
2005-08-17 11:23:35 AM  
I've eaten so much bacon, I can't make love unless I'm smothered in grease!
2005-08-17 11:50:28 AM  
whizbangthedirtfarmer: I've eaten so much bacon, I can't make love unless I'm smothered in grease!

Didn't the orignal go " I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions"?
2005-08-17 11:56:53 AM  
Cupajo: "Yeah, but they only served a half hour a week so it all balances out."

I almost lost my coffee....brilliant!
2005-08-17 01:25:08 PM  
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2005-08-17 02:53:33 PM  
Thoroughly uninteresting article posted for benefit of well-referenced headline.
2005-08-17 03:07:23 PM  
I was in a class with him last semester. Didn't really like him. He was kind of a prick, it seemed and obviously didn't want to be wasting time with classes.
2005-08-17 03:18:41 PM  
Although I went to Iowa State, I'll admit it: Wonderful headline.
2005-08-17 05:04:41 PM  
Hmmm, we need more jokes like this!!!
2005-08-17 05:41:42 PM  
At least the real Hawkeye knew how to treat women!!
Reminds me of all the shmucks on the football team in high school! Who probably now work at gas stations!
2005-08-17 05:43:37 PM  
When Northwestern played Iowa in basketball last year, which was the game before Pierce got booted off the team, we started up a chant of "Kobe Bryant" alternating with "No means no." Needless to say, little Stevie Alford didn't like it and got the big bad security people to stop us.

He should've never gotten a second chance.
2005-08-17 10:40:16 PM  
Dumb college kid who wrote the headline wasn't a twinkle in their parent's eye when M*A*S*H went off the air.

"Know this. You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer!"
2005-08-18 12:40:29 AM  
Shouldn't this guy be sentenced with 40 stroke life?

/Had to combine headline jokes with actual article related stuff.
///Slashy slashy slash
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