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(I-Mockery)   Great Ideas in need of Backing (contains "Sea Monkey" boobs)   ( i-mockery.com) divider line
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774 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 May 2001 at 1:32 AM (17 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-05-06 09:25:12 AM  
what about some kind of website where you can parlay pictures of naked women and similar ilk. I believe thier could be some potential for that.
2001-05-06 12:58:59 PM  
I'm still recovering from having to draw cartoon boobs on sea monkeys. I think that was a first for me. heheh
2001-05-06 02:38:16 PM  
I regularly draw boobies on all sorts of cartoon characters.
2001-05-06 03:21:53 PM  
First, Sea Monkeys. Next... He-Man. Oh wait, he already has boobs.
2001-05-06 03:45:01 PM  
I dunno, putting boobies on He-Man might provide for some great entertainment.
2001-05-06 04:09:32 PM  
reverse topiary. i don't know how profitable it would be. but it sure would be fun.
2001-05-06 08:36:05 PM  
SaintIgel, yep. And the years of therapy I'll need after drawing that will be well worth the "great entertainment" such a drawing would provide.

Meat, I imagine the "beef bushes" wouldn't have a chance to go bad on you. But you would have to replace on a regular basis it due to the wild packs of wolves that would be living at your house from that point on.
2001-05-06 08:53:08 PM  
One drawback of the 'reverse topiary' would be the disturbing sight of all those gardeners looking like Leatherface, standing around in their bloodsoaked aprons wielding chainsaws... Ok, now look what you've got me imagining, dammit
2001-05-06 09:58:02 PM  
Well think of it this way. What's more disturbing: Bloodsoaked gardeners that look like Leatherface or the people that are crazy enough to constantly mow a lawn that will never stop growing? I'd say choice #2. Besides, if we had more blood soaked people in our everyday lives, maybe they wouldn't be as "disturbing" anymore...
2001-05-06 10:37:23 PM  
Will being bloodsoaked allow me to not take this Physics final? That's all that matters.
2001-05-07 12:39:31 AM  
Being bloodsoaked will allow you to not have to do a lot of things. In fact, most people will step out of your way and let you do whatever the hell you want. I think people should walk into banks, completely bloodsoaked. You wouldn't even need a gun. They'd just throw all their money at you and tell you to get the hell out of there. I need to try this...
2001-05-07 04:40:11 AM  
make sure you say, "may i please have all the money," rather than, "give me all the money." that way when you get busted (because it'll be pretty easy to give a description of the suspect) you can just say, "they could have just said no. i thought they were just trying to be nice."
2001-05-07 12:18:16 PM  
Then you can tell the copy "may i please go now?"... I'm sure they'll cooperate. ;)
2001-05-07 02:55:31 PM  
copy = cop. damned typos...
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