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(Belper News)   Drew's alma matter Luther College may allow nude soccer to continue   ( divider line
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4876 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Apr 2002 at 1:26 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-04-18 01:27:14 PM  
WOOHOOO!! Im gonna call ticketmaster :-p
2002-04-18 01:27:38 PM  
As long as Drew doesn't get naked, I'm okay with this.
2002-04-18 01:29:02 PM  
This is easy: if the problem is gawking non-students, then you kick them off the campus. UVA polices its campus at night in part because students streak on Jeferson lawn. That, and policemen like to get paid to watch naked coeds.
2002-04-18 01:29:14 PM  
hmmm-time to go back to school to get my master's.
2002-04-18 01:29:49 PM  
Ugh, no, thats just wrong.

Women would be cool, but we all know they can't play soccer.

2002-04-18 01:30:10 PM  
naked soccer=bad naked.

naked volleyball=good naked.*

*female only. nobody likes a bouncing scrotum.
2002-04-18 01:30:33 PM  
is it just me, or is Fark pretty slow-loading today?
2002-04-18 01:32:50 PM  
i can think of one place i would not want to be hit full-force by a soccer ball.
2002-04-18 01:33:49 PM  
or try a few "headers"...ow
2002-04-18 01:40:28 PM  
I've been to Decorah, IA. Trust me, nude soccer there is NOT a good idea.

And yes, Fark has been semi-farked midday for a week now.
2002-04-18 01:49:25 PM  
"or try a few "headers"...ow"

Guy Incognito, you just made the list
2002-04-18 01:50:18 PM  
2002-04-18 01:50:20 PM  
2002-04-18 01:51:41 PM  
Oops! Farked that up, didn't I?
2002-04-18 01:59:48 PM  
So does this mean the ex-Naked Mile gawkers will have to go south?
2002-04-18 02:04:18 PM  
I'd paint my cup a nice fleshy color and sprinkle some shavings from the barber shop floor on it. But I would definetly wear it.

"Out on out on the football field,
never can tell were a heel might heel..."
(The Fugs)
2002-04-18 02:04:49 PM  
I never participated in Nude soccer at Luther, never saw it. Running around campus in boxers was fun the night before graduation, until we were caught by campus cops. Good times. I also remember shooting water balloons out of the third floor of Larson. Good times.
2002-04-18 02:10:58 PM  
Damn the soccer...just get nude
2002-04-18 02:12:19 PM  
Nude soccer ? I would get a red card within 2 seconds. But I would not mind.
2002-04-18 02:18:54 PM  
Drew went to college in Iowa? Weird. Any other ties to the corn belt, Drew?

(P.S. I was born in, raised in, and currently at college in Iowa)
2002-04-18 03:32:55 PM  
/ \
|| Looser
2002-04-18 04:03:15 PM  
Gives new meaning to the term "Heading the ball..."
2002-04-18 04:27:00 PM  
Celly013, perhaps, but no one is looser than your mother.

Jesus, man, get a dictionary and a real job.
2002-04-18 05:00:30 PM  
Bah. Central rules Luther and Simpson anyday.
2002-04-18 05:12:56 PM  
Mr. Hormel: This must be a recent tradition. It didn't happen in the mid 80's. I do remember throwing water balloons, among other things, from the third floor of Larson however.
2002-04-18 05:16:42 PM  
Man, all these imature new mother farkers like Celly013 really make me want to subscribe to Heck at least there I can guarantee that everyone is old enough to hold a job.
2002-04-18 05:47:31 PM  
Holy crap, man, my PARENTS went to Luther. Now I have to get image out of my head.

Is Drew from Iowa originally, or is he one of those freaks that sought out an Iowa education (I had an excuse...born and raised there).
2002-04-18 10:14:57 PM  
This is so funny, because the people who go to REAL colleges in Iowa love to make fun of all of the idiots who go to these "institution's of higher learning". Same goes to you assholes at Grinnel, Wartburg, Central, and Iowa State.
2002-04-18 11:17:08 PM  
Wartburg, have always thought that name was wierd. Its in such a hole of a town to. (Waverly, IA) I was born there but thank god I never lived there.
2002-04-18 11:20:26 PM  
I am driving by Luther on 52 this Sunday, can I just show up and throw Water Balloons also.
2002-04-18 11:46:30 PM  
Cheaptherapy: Yeah, those pompous elites at Iowa State need to be taken down a peg.
2002-04-19 01:16:33 AM  
KidSock2004: Thank you for reinforcing the sterotype that fits every Central student I have ever met. You're right man, Central rules!!!!! I'm not kidding!
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