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(WFMY)   Michael Jackson may go into exile. And there will be much rejoicing   ( wfmy.com) divider line
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2005-08-02 09:50:00 AM  
C'mon, the man has about as much grounding in reality as Syd Barret after power-houring a jug of orange juice. It isn't exile, it's moving a collection of organs and silicone to a different location.
2005-08-02 09:57:46 AM  
don't they fcuk camels in Bahrain? should be a nice change for him.
2005-08-02 09:58:22 AM  
I'm assuming this is the point in the Michael Jackson story where he disappears from public view forever, mysteriously dies and then has crazed fan afterdeath sightings for 40 years to come. Must have learned the Pressley secret from Lisa Marie. It all makes sense now.
2005-08-02 10:11:58 AM  
2005-08-02 10:20:18 AM  
It won't be permanent, he'll have a marketing campaign here generate some wacky controversy about him that has nothing to do with child abuse. Then all people will be talking about is this mild controversy and not the child abuse and bingo, he's back.
2005-08-02 11:02:51 AM  
I only hope he goes away and stays there. The world would have been a much better place if The Jackson Five had never made it out of Gary! No Michael, no Latoya, no Janet, evar!

/think about it!
2005-08-02 11:03:39 AM  
eye Am: don't they fark camels in Bahrain? should be a nice change for him.

depends on the age of the camels, i'd think
2005-08-02 12:01:23 PM  
Surprised he isn't moving to Thailand.
2005-08-02 12:46:02 PM  
StrikitRich: Surprised he isn't moving to Thailand.

My thoughts exactly. The boys must be cuter age of consent must be lower weather must be better in Bahrain.
2005-08-02 01:25:20 PM  
I care about this story a lot.

/typical media consumer
2005-08-02 02:54:04 PM  
2005-08-02 03:52:03 PM  
Isn't the age of consent right around 9 in Bahrain?

Michael, a word of advice: Look up the local laws on homosexuality before you move. They're a bit.... draconian.
2005-08-02 04:00:21 PM  
Guess he's just gonna beat it..
2005-08-02 04:00:49 PM  
2005-08-02 04:01:22 PM  
You can bet your sweet bippy he'll be moving to a country that allows sex with young boys. Or at the very least ignores it.
2005-08-02 04:01:32 PM  
who cares?
2005-08-02 04:02:23 PM  
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight years olds?

A: 'Cause there's twenty of 'em!

2005-08-02 04:02:41 PM  

So he wants to make California its own country?
2005-08-02 04:03:05 PM  
Maybe so, there's also been speculation the singer might move to Berlin.

. . .where he can team up with Brian Eno for a trio of highly experimental but hugely influential albums. . .

Oh, wait, wrong thin white guy of ambiguous sexuality.
2005-08-02 04:03:18 PM  
Bahrain? Good F'ing lord.

I actually thought he'd go into exile in Bankok, you now, to do missionary work in the orphanages. NAMBLA has several orphanges being run there.
2005-08-02 04:03:50 PM  
2005-08-02 04:04:27 PM  
Whoops. Better think again Michael.
2005-08-02 04:04:28 PM  
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2005-08-02 04:04:28 PM  
Come to think of it, he probably would go into uncontrolable giggles at the thought of moving to a place called Bangkok.
2005-08-02 04:04:41 PM  
One can only hope that he drops off the face of the earth...
2005-08-02 04:05:14 PM  
So it's either Bahrain or Berlin? Anyone think he just mumbled something and his assistants can't figure out which it is?

/hope he comes here, these old eggs won't get rid of themselves
2005-08-02 04:05:19 PM  
I hope to see lots of Michael Jackson humor pictures in this thread.

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2005-08-02 04:05:43 PM  
Thats ignerent. Your all ignerent.......
2005-08-02 04:06:23 PM  
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight years olds?

A: 'Cause there's twenty of 'em!
2005-08-02 04:06:32 PM  
Wait, didn't he name one of his kids Exile?

/got my boarding pass and patiently waiting for my row to be called!
2005-08-02 04:06:39 PM  
Uh.... Isn't he like, a couple million dollars in debt? (already having his own catalog of songs and the beatles songs listed as collateral?)
2005-08-02 04:06:45 PM  
good grief. I wish Jacko would simply vanish and stop making news. I mean, literally vanish. jump off a cliff, or swim to the middle of the atlantic and drown. This celebrity perophile claim-crap is just too much for my poor head to take any longer!
2005-08-02 04:07:36 PM  
and I'm sure he'll be back in another few years to release another album to sell a whopping 8,000 copies.
2005-08-02 04:08:13 PM  
At least he has more post-getting-away-with-shiat than OJ had.
2005-08-02 04:09:10 PM  
Let's hope he pulls a Howard Hughs. Leave and return to this country only to die.
2005-08-02 04:09:13 PM  
Why do Republican, Democrats, and Michael Jackson hate America?
2005-08-02 04:10:21 PM  

how about we just stop covering his every move for once. THe only thing that needs exile is our perverse tendency to be led like a dog by the media to prattle about some insignificant individual nonstop as if didn't know what the hell else was going on in this world.
2005-08-02 04:10:39 PM  

Michael, a word of advice: Look up the local laws on homosexuality before you move. They're a bit.... draconian.

Laws in those places don't apply to the moneyed.

/yeah, yeah, neither do they here, blah, blah.
2005-08-02 04:10:47 PM  
more post-getting-away-with-shiat decency than OJ had, that is
2005-08-02 04:11:00 PM  
He should take Paris Skanton with him.

/and oprah
//maybe tom cruise
/// and the guy who came up with the geico commercials
////and that 'can you hear me now' guy
2005-08-02 04:11:10 PM  
Bahrain = one of the worst nations for child traficking and prostitution.

if he's strapped for cash i suppose his dollars would go further there, though
2005-08-02 04:12:08 PM  
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: 'Cause there's twenty of 'em!

I like my punchline better: Because there's 28 of them!
2005-08-02 04:12:34 PM  
2005-08-02 11:03:39 AM Megain [TotalFark]

eye Am: don't they fark camels in Bahrain? should be a nice change for him.

depends on the age of the camels, i'd think

oh, and when has that ever stopped him before???
2005-08-02 04:12:50 PM  
what are the laws on pederasty in Bahrain?
2005-08-02 04:12:53 PM  
is this a repeat or is my drudge world meeting my fark world
2005-08-02 04:13:14 PM  
why is ever so hard on michael jackson. its not like he molested young boys or something.
2005-08-02 04:13:35 PM  
I would think he'd move to Dubai, where he can prong all the slave boys money can buy:

2005-08-02 04:13:36 PM  

Now America can get over the fact that Michael paid a lawyer too much money to get him off of the charges.

If he moves to Bahrain, I'm moving there to hunt him down.
2005-08-02 04:14:00 PM  
It's a sulky tantrum. His album only sells 8000 copies so he threatens to run away to get attention.
2005-08-02 04:14:08 PM  


Age of consent for sexual activity:
The legal age of consent for sexual activity is fourteen (16) years.

Age of consent to marriage:
The legal age of consent for marriage is thirteen (18) years.

I think there might have been something lost in the translation, like numbers.
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