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1940 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2001 at 6:26 PM (17 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-04-29 06:34:21 PM  
Well, i saw "freakish" and, well, i was disappointed.
2001-04-29 07:27:36 PM  
agreed...nothing freakish about it. maybe SLIGHTLY desperate...but she seems fairly normal to me.

call me kooky...
2001-04-29 07:52:07 PM  
seemed intelligent and thoughtful to me. in addition to high-maintenance and picky. she may be just a tad bossy
2001-04-29 08:22:27 PM  
freakish doesn't even begin to describe this, look harder at all the length she's went to.
2001-04-29 08:24:48 PM  
I'm not surprised she has to advertise on the Internet ... wonder if she makes you 'read this first' if you met her at the grocery store.
2001-04-29 08:47:03 PM  
sad :(
2001-04-29 10:10:00 PM  
Look at this people! It's 18 pages of YOU MUST READ THIS IN ORDER TO EVEN MAKE ME CONSIDER YOU! Most of you probably just got bored with the intro. She requires an email that has ONE word that is made up of other words in her article. It's freakish, unrealistic and yes, just plain sad. *sigh* Poor Mary, never going to meet a guy that doesn't exist......just like the rest of us.
2001-04-29 10:54:18 PM  
Agreed - this woman is psycho. Heard an interview with her on the Tom Leykis show. Anyone wishing an email reply from her MUST read all 18 pages of her gibberish, follow her instructions TO THE LETTER, find the "code words" hidden in each article, and fill out forms more complex than most job applications. Of course, she also stated that since Tom Leykis mentioned her on his show, she's received very few serious emails and hundreds of people farking with her. She's a wackjob, pure and simple.
2001-04-30 12:16:42 AM  
Well, then she definitely got on the right show.

I wonder if, when she settles for somebody, she'll decide to go for a radio encore by calling up Dr. Laura with her relationship problems?
2001-04-30 01:32:06 AM  
Just spent an amazing 20 minutes reading her site. She's farking nuts, and not in a fun way. Two kids? They don't look half-bad but they're probably neurotic as hell.
2001-04-30 01:35:02 AM  
She's going to die a very lonely woman....
2001-04-30 01:52:52 AM  
Whattya expect? her boobs are tiny and her face is permanently twisted in that perpetual smile. now thats pretty freaky.
2001-04-30 06:54:11 AM  
Anal, the word is anal
2001-04-30 07:48:39 AM  
Definitely very scary
2001-04-30 01:51:53 PM  
So, if you're desperate, strong yet spineless, intelligent
AND horny, e-mail me (along with past criminal record, drug screen and the completed 200 pt. questionnaire.)
wink wink
2001-04-30 02:17:39 PM  
Hey Mary,
How would it be if I just FedEx'ed my balls to you, and you could stomp on them at PRECISELY time time you wished . . . in PRECISELY the way that most pleased you . . . and for PRECISELY the duration of time that brought you the deepest satisfaction???
2001-04-30 02:43:29 PM  
This is really sick. I mean, I understand that she wants to find the "perfect" guy for her, but she needs to take off her rose-colored glasses. True, some women do find a man that is "perfect" for them, but those women have more reasonable standards. She doesn't want a husband, she wants a slave who will listen to and obey her every word. The way she tests to see if they'll be submissive to her is by seeing if they'll read the whole site and follow the instructions exactly. Kind of a kinky teacher-student feel too.
2001-04-30 06:50:33 PM  
"To me, male masturbation isn't romantic, it isn't gentlemanly, and it isn't chivalrous."

Oh come on! I'm the most romantic gentlemanly and chivalrous lover I've ever had..
2001-04-30 09:55:54 PM  
She makes me look like the best girlfriend in the world....
2001-04-30 11:27:59 PM  
This is the funniest shiat I've read in a long time... thanks, Mary, for the laugh
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