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(Atlanta Journal)   Condom swallowing 12 year old Prince of Nigeria drug smuggling hearing post-poned   ( divider line
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2002-04-16 11:43:45 AM  
that's a mouthful of a headline
2002-04-16 12:15:04 PM  
is the headline trying to suggest that the boy is a 'Prince of Nigeria" or simply a child named Prince who is from Nigeria? cuz i dont see where it says he is a member of Nigerian royalty...
2002-04-16 02:57:01 PM  
First Prince William and marijuana and now this. Things must be tough on royal youth nowa... wait -- Prince as name vs. Prince as title. Hmmmm. Good thing he wasn't named Jesus. Reading Comp. summer school, anyone?
2002-04-16 02:57:04 PM  
BaconFarker: it says 'Prince Nnaedozie Umegbolu'
2002-04-16 02:58:14 PM  
My friend smuggled back a half ounce of hash from Amsterdam from swallowing it.
After smoking a couple of grams with him It made me feel like I was 14 getting high for the first time again.
2002-04-16 03:03:57 PM  

*curls up in ball under desk, shivers*
2002-04-16 03:04:33 PM  
Was he going to Queens?
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2002-04-16 03:05:14 PM  
Kids will put anything in their mouths.
2002-04-16 03:06:37 PM  
Never mind, I'm okay now. It works again.
2002-04-16 03:08:04 PM  
it was the scooting that tipped off the authorities.
2002-04-16 03:08:51 PM  
The kid's problem wasn't that he swallowed all those condoms, but that the condoms were all lubricated with spermicide and ribbed "for her pleasure."
2002-04-16 03:14:25 PM  
"Police say the boy smuggled 87 heroin-filled condoms in his body from Nigeria."

Good lord, 87 condoms. Think about how hard it would be to do one or two....ugh...
2002-04-16 03:14:36 PM  
LOL Skinink
I bet the ribbed condoms kind of shaffed. Must have lost some of the lubrication. Now, where's the KY...
2002-04-16 03:14:38 PM  
87 condoms? In a 12 year old? The sheer logistics of this are mind boggling to me. I'm no drug smuggler, but I figure that to be about the size of a oh.. my vcr.. thats quite a mouthful
2002-04-16 03:16:31 PM  
Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?
2002-04-16 03:16:48 PM  
I believe the kids name was Prince.... He is not the Prince of Nigeria, unless things have changed. Misleading!! :) I wanted a story about condom-swallowing royalty :)
2002-04-16 03:19:03 PM  
Slayerswine: ewww.
I dont think I would EVER root thru shiat for drugs- as much as I like to do them. Yep, needles and shiat people, those are my limits.
2002-04-16 03:19:19 PM  
Damn, he must of practiced swallowing all that with the natives.
Or maybe the Catholic church gave him a hand.
2002-04-16 03:19:35 PM  
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2002-04-16 03:19:36 PM  
Anyone else pick up on this:

DiLena said this is the first time the boy has been caught smuggling drugs, and that his passport shows this was his first trip from Nigeria to the United States.

Does that mean he has done it before and this is the first time the feds cracked down? And from what I can tell the kids name is Prince.
2002-04-16 03:21:15 PM  
Actually, I think Prince is his first name. Like that squiggle guy.
2002-04-16 03:24:23 PM  
And we think the Bush twins are bad
2002-04-16 03:25:19 PM  
I guess after all that, it really could be called "Purple Rain"
Ok, don't ask me what that means, 'cause I just don't know.

*kwejibo silently walks away*
2002-04-16 03:28:11 PM  
thank god the war on terrorisim is suceeding...
2002-04-16 03:31:38 PM  
That's not all he swallowed
2002-04-16 03:38:29 PM  
Hmm, wonder why this was rejected last week in favor of Cosmiverse articles?
2002-04-16 03:50:22 PM  
What do you mean?? This is the most intelligent conversation I've had all week. Well, I guess I do only talk to women....
Ok. Nobody get offended. It was just a joke.
Oh boy. I'm dead now....
2002-04-16 03:54:45 PM  
What kind of a dirtbag puts a kid through something like this? It's just nauseating.

This just proves what I've said for years -- that drug dealers (and child pornographers) are the biggest pieces of trash in the universe.
2002-04-16 03:58:08 PM  
So - any bets as to what juvenile prison this kid ends up in?
Hopefully it will be a really tough one like on Oz so that he learns to never try smuggle drugs again...
2002-04-16 04:00:42 PM  
Most. Confusing. Headline. Ever.
2002-04-16 04:03:00 PM  
Yeah, I'm thinking the kid's name is Prince. I'm also thinking that a 12 year old didnt just cut the cocaine, stuff it into condoms, and swallow it without an adult suggesting that he did it. Perhaps the mother?
2002-04-16 04:13:10 PM  
Oh say, can you see? I'm coming to America!
2002-04-16 04:13:11 PM  
Have mercy one the lad.
2002-04-16 04:23:55 PM  
It seems unlikely that a twelve year old would mastermind this scheme. Surely he can't be prosecuted?

And I'm pretty sure that British newspapers have made it clear that his name is Prince, as opposed to his title being Prince.

Overpaid Slacker: it was Prince Harry, not Prince William involved in the marijuana thing
2002-04-16 04:37:41 PM  
"condom swallowing"

Is that a eupemism?
2002-04-16 05:07:03 PM  
so queen latifah, bb king, queensryche... all royalty too right?
2002-04-16 05:16:29 PM  
I love it when I submit a link and somehow someone else gets it...
2002-04-16 06:41:14 PM  
I certainly hope those condoms were new and not used.
2002-04-16 06:47:07 PM  
Poor bastard probably squeaked when he walked. Man, that'd be killeer on the way out.
2002-04-16 07:04:30 PM  
"Prince" = name
"The Prince" = title

Amoung other things, this is criminal endagerment of a child. If one, just one, of the bags had ruptured in his stomach he would have been dead, dead, dead.
2002-04-16 09:04:16 PM  
Maybe he can enlisted ton work for the pros of drug smuggling while in the states. Our government is allways looking for new recruits.
2002-04-16 09:35:57 PM  
Jersey TimThat was a funny one. Shot beer through my nose.
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